Kristen Stewart Doesn't Want To Show Her Face
RPattz will publicly show his face on The Daily Show on Monday night for the first time since we all learned that contract relationships just aren't what they used to be. Even though RPattz is ready to smear grease glitter all over cameras by showing his face, Kristen Stewart isn't ready yet. KStew is still curled up in the back of her hermit cave and cuddling with the only thing in life that understands her: her bong. The Daily Mail says that KStew has pulled out of the movie Cali, and Radar says that she won't make an appearance at the London screening of her new movie On The Road. A source says that KStew is just too embarrassed and doesn't want Nutty Madam to show up to the premiere and eat her out of rage.
“Kristen won’t be doing the red carpet for On The Road – she’s too ashamed to show her face in public right now. After everything that has been said, and in light of the revelations that she cheated on Robert with director Rupert Sanders, she’s running scared at the moment. There’s also the dilemma of standing next to her co-star in the movie, Tom Sturridge. He’s very close to Rob and Kristen thinks it would be awkward for her to promote the movie on the red carpet alongside him. Kristen is very proud of her work for On The Road, she grew up reading Kerouac novels and this is a production she always wanted to star in. If she appears at the London premiere, it will detract people from the movie itself and Kristen doesn’t want that at all.
It's kind of crazy how some crazies are crucifying this ho because she sucked on the face of a married man. Yeah, sucking on the face of a married man is kind of a dumb and heartless thing to do, but have we ever accused Kristen Stewart of having an actual beating human heart and have we ever accused her brain of producing smart thoughts? Exactly. KStew shouldn't be hiding her face because she rubbed her twat on married man lips in public. Big deal. She should be hiding her face because she was in Twatlight. Now that's some "put your head down and weep" shit.
And the organizers of the On The Road premiere should just grab a piece of water-damaged cardboard, draw a frowny face on it with a faded Sharpie and push it out on the red carpet. Everybody will think it's Kristen Stewart and everybody will say that she's never looked hotter.
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On behalf of those of us who are sick of looking at her perpetually pissed off grimace... thank you!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 4:25pm.
jack-n-the-hat: "You poor thing... May you have an itch in your puss you can never scratch, you cheating whore. Good day."
I love you. End of.
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I truly thought this whole thing was a publicity stunt because Robert and Kristen were never truly a couple. I guess I was wrong. If she continues to hide though, we may never see her again. Is that so bad??
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Submitted by ewe on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:13am.
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You're talking about a different fucked up than I have - It's easier to grow up when you don't feel worthless and no government can make me feel worthless, maybe powerless, but that's when people emigrate, I guess.
And I know that people who grow up not being constantly told that they are shit have better careers, with a few exeptions.
On a different note: what is up with you people on Dlisted always projecting everything upon themselves and always being hurt about everything?
Edit: Maybe she didn't grow up that fast because the silver spoon in her mouth was hard to spit out - I don't know. But I do know that technically puberty lasts until one is 25 years old. And I used to say to my male friends (who were in love with a woman in her early 20's) that before women aren't 25 they don't know what they want, and it's true (in most cases, surely not in extraordinary cases like yours who was fully mature at the age of 3) - one isn't born and studies rocket science the next day, it takes time not to repeat the same stupid mistakes over and over again, and it takes also time to fully understand the consequences of ones doing.
Submitted by gladyslove on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:15pm.
Ah Glambert: Ann Coulter is a goddess! How did you know she was my role model? Would you like the books when I am done with them?
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Better yet would you like me to buy a dildo for you?
Clearly you have NEVER had an orgasm in your entire life and that is why you are hate spewing bigoted troll.
You are so fucking bitter! Perhaps you should worry about ways that you can achieve orgasms rather then worry about how homosexuals achieve them in spite of you and your dried up vagina.
Just a thought!
CHEERS!
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
@ EveryStrangersEyes: I actually started with Junky, and even though it's a vivid depiction of a junkie's life, it didn't really "hit me." It was just too much of everything (not to mention the fact that all of a sudden, halfway through the novel, he goes "my wife" without having said anything about her before) Meh, I prefer Even the Dogs by Jon McGregor (who is fucking brilliant), which I think is a more realistic portrayal of addiction.
I love that someone mentioned Swan's Way, cos I'm also reading Proust atm - I'm at Sodom and Gomorrah - and fucking loving it. Also, when I was a 15 I was reading Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, Oscar Wilde, John Keats and Shakespeare - I had no friends.
@pfk: I agree with what you're saying, but I'm more interested in how peace keeping/conflict resolution is presented in literature vis a vis how it functions in reality. I've had enough of the organisation to even care. I worked briefly for the Red Cross and it's the same thing there; lots of bureaucracy and red tape - not enough actual help.
And @ tomahawk before I stop hogging the thread; I didn't have the perfect life. I was born into civil war, my mother had to run with 5 kids (I was 3 weeks old) and after 3 years we emigrated to Sweden. I've had a fucked up life like you woouldn't believe, but instead of playing the victim I rose above that and decided to be mature and take responsibility for myself and actions. Which is why I say that at 22 you're no longer a child. This is not something that happened to Kristen, this is something that she DID; willingly and with open eyes (and legs). Fuck it, I knew at the age of 3 that there were consequences to all my actions, how can she not know that at 22?
End rant.
*falls into bed*
Thanks WIthin.. I love Bourroughs sp.. Will check it out..
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
I would just like to say that this is an old picture of Kristen Stewart and I know this because of Lainey. Also, I think she is showing she knows how shameful her actions have been and that should be enough to satisfy some of you even though I know it won't. I don't think the rest of you realize just how virulent the Twi fans in all of their incarnations and configurations can be, and if her relationship with RP was the real deal then she fucked up royally in a very public way. Who knows about the rest. Maybe RS and his wife had an open marriage and his sin was getting caught, but from what I've read about Ross' unhappiness being away from England I guess I kind of doubt it.
Ewe - you are obviously a very accomplished woman but it is not the least bit difficult to understand why a major organization like the U.N. fails to bring about peace in the world. They just elected to appoint a genocidal warlord to a seat on their Human Rights council. This is despite the fact that the International Criminal Court has issued a warrant for him. You may have heard of him. His name is Omar Al-Bashir and he is responsible for much of the crimes against humanity in Darfur, Sudan. Also, please don't forget to include all of the child sex rings and food-for-sex scandals and the abominable corruption involved with that horrendous joke of a shithole organization. I wish the U.S. would shove its membership up the U.N.'s ass, take over the building and use it as a sanctuary for refugees from those parasite controlled countries, and freeze all of the assets here of every one of those U.N. blobs of puss.
Veryoldbat, check out amazon, they have it as Junky - used for a penny!
Looks like quite the read. ;)
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EsE. Junkie is out of print... Did you read Naked Lunch? Loved it but found it very disturbing..
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
More PR BS. As if they were ever really together.
I once read a SVH book where one girl ends up dead after being pushed (?) From the top storie (7) of a building..sad note I try and avoid 7 story buildings for that reason alone.
stinkbutt: Hopefully this will be the end of this twat
We can only hope and pray.
This is the FIRST time and Hopefully the last that my lack of Fuxx have drained my eyes and stopped me from reading the whole post.
EUGH.
The ski hat in early August. LOSE IT. Doof.
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Oh get the fuck over it already...nobody cares anymore!
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:35pm.
(I'm currently going through Burroughs' work)
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if you haven't gotten to it yet, read "Junkie"... it's fucking fantastic, if ya ask me!... which you didn't, but still... *shakes fist*... read it!
OT: lemme think... hhmmm... uuumm... yep, Kristen is too boring for me to even try for something witty.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
On The Road is one long and boring motherfucker. Kerouac took some stimulants and put a roll of paper in the typewriter. He just typed it continuously without any paragraphs or plot. I tried to read it and be hip thereby back in the day, but I just couldn't.
And I can just see a younger kstew reading the book and reveling in its sense of adventure every night after she completed her differential calculus and molecular biology homework... Its so plausible--just how I imagined she was.
kstew seems odd to me in that she is the first hollywood type that has seemed to be regretful about the inevitable adultery and compulsive fornication that is Hollywood. Well, maybe she will grow and become a substantial and wise woman, living a monogamous life and weathering all of the trials and tribulations that a committed relationship provides--or maybe not... ;)
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:16pm.
Sweet Valley High!!! The Babysitter's Club! Ah, memories.
Long live Lila Fowler!
And Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield! Hahahaha. I loved the Babysitter's Little Sister books too where it followed the little stepsister Karen lmao.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
She is so *above* all this Twilight shit (in her own mind) that it makes perfect sense that she did something to fuck it all up.
At 22 i remember drinking Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, thinking this is a really hot shit and just pawing my bf at the time in a dark parking..dude, we were poor students, we didn't have the money this bitch is earning...and she pawn a MARRIED, FUCK UGLY OLD MAN in the daylight..WTF!
Yes, bitch, hide your CHEAP ass face, your "acting" will be not missing, we got a whole generation of bellas in the disney channel..also, i hope NUtty Madam find your cheap ass and burn all your shit in your mini....
Karma is a Bitch
"Kristen is very proud of her work for On The Road, she grew up reading Kerouac novels and this is a production she always wanted to star in."
Yeah. When I was growing up, I just couldn't put down Kerouac's work and for funsies, I'd read Swan's Way once a year to keep it fresh. Bitch please, you read The Babysitter's Club and Sweet Valley High books like the rest of us.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Sweet Valley High!!! The Babysitter's Club! Ah, memories.
Long live Lila Fowler!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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Re: the naivete of 22-year-olds, I was kinda messed up at 22, but one thing I never even considered doing was fucking a married man. As far as I'm concerned, adultery is a total taboo, and it always has been.
And I admit I've been tempted. I mean, who hasn't? But it's something I pride myself on never giving into, and I know it rarely turns out well for anybody.
Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 6:12pm.
That really is what makes this totally unforgivable. Yeah, having an affair is contemptible, but having an affair while working with one of the wronged parties is fucking evil.
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:35pm.
Well, you're unlikely to read much in world history about the US's Gilded Age, because it wasn't terribly significant to the rest of the world.
But I do recommend you read the books of Edith Wharton, especially "Age of Innocence." Also the nonfiction "Archie and Amelie," which is all about the romance, marriage and divorce of a super-wealthy eccentric and the Gilded Age Stephenie Meyer. Awesome books both!
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Submitted by ewe on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 4:32pm.
Stop acting like 22 is some kind of innocently ignorant age when it's not.
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I have been pretty confused back when I was 22. Maybe if I would have had the perfect life beforehand I would have been able to be all mature and stuff - but sadly that wasn't the case.
She may live in a world which is fucked up, but it is fucked up because the people living in it never grow up. Whenever some model or actor opens the mouth to lecture us about life, all that comes out is complete bullshit, because these people never had an education - to them life is a mistery, that's why they screw up every 5 minutes.
The most beautiful people I've seen so far were in Amsterdam ;) - but I haven't been to Sweden or Norway yet.
OT: I really wish all of them would've been professional about that and would've not said a word about anything, they could've released a message that she and Rob broke up some time before the pics were taken and that the married guy and his wife have had some troubles and blaa - but now I'm starting to believe this shit really has happened, because I don't think that any other franchise machinery would bow to the Twilight-stuff which I thought invented all of this mess to make us interested.
For someone who hates the paps, she sure is posing hard in that pic. FACE! BEAUTY! BLAND! FACE!
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Time cast a spell on you but
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The Daily Mail says that KStew has pulled out of the movie Cali,
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If that said every movie, ever, that would be a really good result!
Hopefully this will be the end of this twat.
@ Evil_Cupcake: If you're even in Europe let me know and I'll show you around Sweden - it never gets dark in Summer, and this weekend it's our "crayfish thingy weekend" and vodka and BEAUTIFUL MEN - and then on to Denmark (even more beautiful than the Swedes), England (where I used to live) and Ireland (where I've also lived) and Germany, France and Spain. I pretty much have people all over Europe, so there's always a bed or couch available + plenty of drink (it's what we do here)!
And my accomplishments aren't that much. I just get really annoyed when people start to point out things that I know are correct. I'm a fucking perfectionist that started school one year early so don't fucking mess with me and my intelligence - even when I'm drunk - I check my IQ yearly to make sure I'm not slipping.
So yeah, WINE!
Ewe, well answered! LOL whatevs. *Claps for all the brainy and accomplished hot sluts on the DL!*
... and I have GOTTEN such big kick out of corrections made on such a fun site, every single time! OMG, lmfao.
Thanks for all the laughs, oh great keepers of excellent grammar and language! hahaha
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I'm still trying to figure Liberty Ross' (that name is ridic) angle in all this. I'm guessing she's all put out not because the hubby cheated(open marriage, trust) but because he wasn't discrete.
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Submitted by ewe on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:35pm.
I am highly impressed by your accomplishments!
By the way, I have always wanted to visit Sweden. I totally love the beauty of that country, and the men! MY GOD THE MEN!
@ Evil_Cupcake: Coming from you I feel fucking honoured. I'm drunk right now, which only means the the honour rides higher! Weee.
@ MTurtle: Honest to [whatever deity you believe i], good luck to you! I fucking fear the PhD cos I hate idiots, and the thought of having to teach them brings tears of frustration to my eyes. But PhD students in Sweden get paid BANK, so I'm definately going to apply for it in a couple of years. My next MA is in Literary Science - I want to compare the way Conflict Resolutions is depicted in literature to the way it functions in reality to discern why people don't understand why major organisations, like the UN, fail to bring about peace in the world. There's a discrepancy between literature and reality that people don't seem to understand... Yadda yadda yadda, I know (and I fucking love Seinfeld)...
I know very little of American History. I live in Sweden and I had to take extra courses in history to get the basic info on world history, but I think that sounds so interesting. To be complete uni, what's your thesis statement (it took me like 6 months to figure out what mine was)?
Oh, this isn't OP, so yeah. I volunteer at our local indie cinema, so I'll go see On the Road on Sunday (for free) cos I really loved the book. I do find Kerouac (and the rest of the Beats) to be rather pretentious, but some of their work is worthwhile (I'm currently going through Burroughs' work)
Why, why, why did she make this thing public in the first place? I mean she's basically signed her own death warrant (or something like that lol). So many people are gonna hate her guts (if they didn't already). She could have kept her mouth (twitter account) shut and dealt with it privately.
Even if someone else had spilled the beans she NEVER had to confirm or deny. It's no one's business but the people involved.
I don't like to kick someone when they're down but I have ALWAYS hated this bitch with a passion. She's always seemed so smug and up herself (vain). So maybe it is karma. Bitch got her just desserts.
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:03pm.
"Don't even start with me because you'll just embarrass yourself."
*bows down*
Whamo, I know! Just someone wanting to be a smartass I suppose...looks like Ewe has gotten the better of them!
Lol...
Submitted by MTurtle on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:26pm.
Ewe: I'm halfway through my MA in history
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Is the word gotten not a proper word and if not what should it be? I use it as well!
*shrugs*
Ewe: lol, so am I...I plan to earn my Ph.D to go from instructor to professor...
In a nutshell I am focusing on violence along the border-south states in Gilded Age America (think feuds, racial factors, that sort of thing)...sounds kind of vague cause I just had a huge revelation a couple months ago and totally changed my topic!
Chay, I'm just saying.
*lol
{ChayChay}
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
Ah Glambert: Ann Coulter is a goddess! How did you know she was my role model? Would you like the books when I am done with them?
Submitted by C6 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:07pm.
Did KStew attend McGill University per chance?
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Cappy, you so silly gurl ;-)
*clinks wine bottle with Cappy's wine glass*
Did KStew attend McGill University per chance?
*snort
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:03pm.
BEST.POST.EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You tell em' Ewe!
@ MTurtle: I don't know why they commented on that either. It's acceptable in both British and American English, so I guess they're just trying to be witty or something.
MA in history? What are you writing your thesis on?
I'm pretty much the eternal student, and I'm going for a PhD sometime in the distant future.
Ewe: I'm halfway through my MA in history and practically ALL I DO is write...I have used "gotten" dozens of times myself, I don't get why the other comment even addressed that...
Anyway, DAMN you are accomplished! Go you:)
Submitted by gladyslove on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 5:42pm.
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Looks like I made the bitter dried-up bigot cunt troll angry again.
It's kinda sad that she has never actually had an orgasm and now she is DRIED-UP and doesn't even bother to dust the cobwebs off her sagging vagina anymore.
I guess she will remain a bitter harpy shrew until she dies with only her precious FAUX NEWS and Ann Coulter books to keep her company.
Oh well!
I still don't believe any of this. Both she and the director dude were looking straight into the paps' cameras while putting on their little show in broad daylight. If you're really having an affair, you can sure as hell arrange to meet privately and under cloak of darkness, no matter who you are.
Whether they achieved their end goal from this ridiculous stunt, I don't know. But it all reminds me of the Jackson kidnap clusterfuck -- a bunch of greedy, flatlining, entitled idiots trying to hatch a self-serving plan and failing miserably.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 5:02pm.
"gotten"? The MA wasn't in English was it? Unless it was an MA in English from the 1400's.
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No, my MA is in Conflict Resolution, but I did study Communication in English at uni for a year, and if you had enough sense to have a quick look in a dictionary you'd realise that "had gotten" is perfectly correct English, if slightly archaic.
Don't even start with me because you'll just embarrass yourself.
English is my second language, out of four (going on five), so why don't you just focus on commenting on the gossip at hand (or pick up a dictionary), while I continue working on my second MA and study my fifth language.
Exactly MK, KStew should be ashamed of starring in ALL those horrific TWATLIGHT movies! Lololol
Fake but I blame BOTH Rupert AND her! And him even more so for being married!
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