Kate Bosworth Casually Lets Everyone Know She's Engaged
Kate Bosworth, the upside down broom that Hollywood decided to turn into an actress, has been rubbing her unflavored bits all over writer, director and actor Michael Polish of Twin Falls Idaho for about a year now and it seems like he's put a hitchin' ring on her skin-covered phalange. Kate wrote some post about her trip to Seoul, South Korea for Vogue and in it, she called MP her "fiancé." What does it all mean? Does this mean Kate Bosworth is engaged?! ("Yes, it means she's engaged and yes, answering questions about Kate 'Non-Muthafuqin Factor' Bosworth's personal life tells me that I need to spend my brain power on more important things like reading the ingredient list on a box of Knox Gelatine." - you) Here's what Kate wrote:
On our first day in Seoul, my fiancé, Michael Polish, and I venture out to discover Changdeokgung Palace. As soon as we enter, it is like magically being transported to a different world—this awe-inspiring, sprawling place was originally built in 1405. We explore ancient towers, pavilions, and the beautiful “secret gardens,” and the feeling is serene, peaceful, and ancient. What is interesting about Seoul is the juxtaposition between modern-day skyscrapers, towering over ancient preserved buildings.
BARF.
Kate used to regularly see the faces of all the Norse gods right before she came thunderbolts while riding Mount ASkars, so any trick she humps after that is going to be a major downgrade. With that being said, bitch did good for herself. In almost every picture I see of Kate, she looks cold, wilty from not eating food things and on the verge of asking you for a cigarette. In almost every picture I see of MP, he looks cold, wilty from not eating food things and on the verge of asking you for a cigarette. They're perfect each other! Together, they can look cold and hungry while they ask strangers for two cigarettes.
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:54pm.
Heh. I once saw Michael at the Omelette House on Eagle Rock Blvd (the diner they used in Reservoir Dogs), and he was stuffing his delicate face with a huge platter of eggs, beans and rice. And he was using tortillas to eat them, so he outed himself for what he is: a Mex from way back.
Yes, Bosworth is now consorting with a stealth Latino who probably has had his ass beaten by an abuelita with a chancla. He's the same as you, Mikey! 50% homie!
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Yep ,homeboy is from El Centro...my neck of the woods. I live in San Diego so El Centro is a hop and skip away on the 8 east
MadgesVadge on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:11am.
For some reason, Kate Bosworth doesn't bother me, and in fact, I kinda like her. I think it's because she doesn't have pretension written all over her face the way another boring, goopy blonde does.
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You should see Kate do an interview then. She'll either kill you with her pretension or put you to sleep because she is so boring. (She only has the two settings.)
SF: YES IT IS! WHY DO YOU ASK!?!?!?!?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOL
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:14pm.
IF I have been having the same issue
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LOL at your avie. Is that Lochte? bahahahahaha!
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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"
cuppy: I said the same thing? WTF? can that be right? how old have we become!?!?!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Heh. I once saw Michael at the Omelette House on Eagle Rock Blvd (the diner they used in Reservoir Dogs), and he was stuffing his delicate face with a huge platter of eggs, beans and rice. And he was using tortillas to eat them, so he outed himself for what he is: a Mex from way back.
Yes, Bosworth is now consorting with a stealth Latino who probably has had his ass beaten by an abuelita with a chancla. He's the same as you, Mikey! 50% homie!
She's been with this dude a year already? Seems like yesterday she was banging Askars.
*checks watch*
It must be nice to make a few shitty movies & be able to lollygag around the worlds most exotic places..while a working class sucker such as myself can only dream about it.
BARF is right. What a pretentious douche.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:00am.
LOL my neighbors would steal it. And FTR, I had no problems with Dlisted yesterday. But then I have a standing order for MK's sparkling chankla-scented lube; a case sent each week.
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a case sent each week..... LOL!!!
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Most weeks, that is enough. But sometimes, on that last day before the next shipment, I have to run to the bodega for more.
You know how it is...
I stand by my opinion that she was smoking hot in Blue Crush. Her face was gorgeous and body was toned and tan. I so wanted that body when that movie came out, as I sat and ate a giant tub of popcorn and drank a gallon of Pepsi.
I guess Michael is into her very pretty face, because that's really all she has going for her. She also has a knack for making certain fashions work, like short shorts with ankle cowboy shoes/boots. I love that look but my legs look like straws. Even though Kate has skinny legs she makes it work.
Whamo & IF -- suddenly & mysteriously, the script errors went away. *knocks on wood*
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:32pm.
Did this skinny wonder bread chick just use the word "juxtaposition" in sentence?
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His favorite script writer was standing in the corner with that written on cue cards.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:00am.
@ Whamo
someone else was having that problem too
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Some one was saying that last night wern't they. I remember saing "well that sucks" lol!
Well this sucks!!
@ Loop, "If you want a tube of MK's Astroglide Super Butt Lube hit the no button, if you want a tube of MK's Astroglide Super Butt Lube hit the yes button" 2 weeks later you get a crate of MK's Astroglide Super Butt Lube left on your door step in the middle of the afternoon when you're not home...but your neighbours are!
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my neighbors are soo noisy, i can't even buy a dildo without them knowing.
so imagine if i clicked on MK's lube order 60x,id get a container shipment box at the front door, they will all know about my astroglide.
aside from that, i wish MK's preferred lube isnt astroglide, i find the oil burns the private parts, i prefer water based lubes, you have to use ALOT more, but its a smoother experience. i recommend MK change lubes.
Did this skinny wonder bread chick just use the word "juxtaposition" in sentence?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Uh, Whamo, scroll down! ________________________________
Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:23pm.
@Twat, I just changed browsers (from Explorer to Firefox) and it's fine now. ________________________________
Yes but can you get Tokyo? :P
@Twat, I just changed browsers (from Explorer to Firefox) and it's fine now. ________________________________
Dark-sided!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:19pm.
Whamo & IF -- I keep getting that script error shit, too, both yesterday & today. That shit is annoying as fuck. I have to keep hitting no like 20 times before that shit goes away. Any other hints?
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NOPE, loppy said (put cursor on no) and hold down the enter button, it saves individual clicks. I click AND hold down enter to do it super duper fast.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:00am.
LOL my neighbors would steal it. And FTR, I had no problems with Dlisted yesterday. But then I have a standing order for MK's sparkling chankla-scented lube; a case sent each week.
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a case sent each week..... LOL!!!
Whamo & IF -- I keep getting that script error shit, too, both yesterday & today. That shit is annoying as fuck. I have to keep hitting no like 20 times before that shit goes away. Any other hints?
I am asleep already.
Serial cheater, serial cunt. Bitch has had some of the best pieces of ass in Hollywood, and lost them all because she couldn't keep her legs closed.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
IF I have been having the same issue
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
I can't get on the D via Explorer.
I keep getting that script error thing and I have to control-alt-delete to get out.
Now I am on Firefox and it works fine (and I have spell check!).
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Dark-sided!
Tokyo, yes. This is Tokyo.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:00am.
@ Whamo
someone else was having that problem too
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Some one was saying that last night wern't they. I remember saing "well that sucks" lol!
Well this sucks!!
@ Loop, "If you want a tube of MK's Astroglide Super Butt Lube hit the no button, if you want a tube of MK's Astroglide Super Butt Lube hit the yes button" 2 weeks later you get a crate of MK's Astroglide Super Butt Lube left on your door step in the middle of the afternoon when you're not home...but your neighbours are!
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LOL my neighbors would steal it. And FTR, I had no problems with Dlisted yesterday. But then I have a standing order for MK's sparkling chankla-scented lube; a case sent each week.
Submitted by Lily85 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:07am.
And GOOPY sighs in relief. There has been rumors that this bag of bones was humping on Chris Martin.
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In Chris Martin's defense, who can tell one skeleton from another?
Why is this eating disorder writing in the present tense?
And why would anyone care?
Kate, isn't it time for you to not eat lunch? Yeah.
For some reason I kind of like this chick too. I don't know why. I think she's too skinny, but I also think she's pretty and she doesn't seem like a raging bitch. Shrug.
Meh. Where has ironing board Katie been? In the long tall cupboard with the mops and brooms?
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:18am.
Submitted by louise_brooks: "I can't tell him apart from Natalie Portman's husband."
They both remind me of Vincent Cassell. *shudder*
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haha, this guy does look very French. I loooove Vincent Cassell...not really sure why. He IS married to the hottest woman on earth, Monica Bellucci, so there's that.
Natalie's husband Millepeen is an a-hole, though. So arrogant. And you know he's going to leave Nat for some other chick while living with her, like he left his last live-in girlfriend.
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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:21am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:52am.
lest we end up with a generation of men who think the road to sexual ecstasy is nipple twiddling like a cat burglar trying to crack a safe."
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LMAO!!
Ya I like twerking women's nipples like they are old radio dials. I twist them both at the same time and shout 'calling Tokyo, callin Tokyo, come in Tokyo!"
That's nice, don't care.
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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:22am.
@ Whamo
I think it was GG?
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Could have been,
Hey GG did you have that script error problem yesterday and do you still have it if it was you?
Hekki- I had to look him up, but yeah, I see the resemblance.
@ MadgesVadge
I don't care either way for her. I like fashion and she wears fashion well because she's all bones. Right now that paragraph she wrote is the worst thing about her to me.
@ Whamo
I think it was GG?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:52am.
Seriously I just read that again and it is worse than any single paragraph in 50 shades of shit. Jesus. It'll probably get her a publishing deal.
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Speaking of, there was an interesting article in the Daily Mail (no, really) from a real life submissive who was pretty pissed off at the depiction BDSM was getting in the book:
http://tinyurl.com/btuat8s
"7. Orgasms: It’s not like retuning a radio...
"Ana orgasms for the first time (ever – SHE clearly doesn’t read women’s magazines) as Christian tweaks her nipples back and forth. That’s all. It’s probably just as well more blokes don’t read the Fifty Shades trilogy, lest we end up with a generation of men who think the road to sexual ecstasy is nipple twiddling like a cat burglar trying to crack a safe."
Dammit, no drunken foolery today. I'm off to get some Popov and Scope & see if I can entertain myself. I wonder what Randy's preferred poison was.Salut!
Submitted by louise_brooks: "I can't tell him apart from Natalie Portman's husband."
They both remind me of Vincent Cassell. *shudder*
I normally don't mind her. She's not that talented, but whatever. I even liked the ads she did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSlflAdZbr8
But it turns out my limits are oversharing and appalling writing. Ugh.
Yeah, MAJOR downgrade!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:00am.
@ Whamo
someone else was having that problem too
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Some one was saying that last night wern't they. I remember saing "well that sucks" lol!
Well this sucks!!
@ Loop, "If you want a tube of MK's Astroglide Super Butt Lube hit the no button, if you want a tube of MK's Astroglide Super Butt Lube hit the yes button" 2 weeks later you get a crate of MK's Astroglide Super Butt Lube left on your door step in the middle of the afternoon when you're not home...but your neighbours are!
For some reason, Kate Bosworth doesn't bother me, and in fact, I kinda like her. I think it's because she doesn't have pretension written all over her face the way another boring, goopy blonde does.
I do think she is much too thin though.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:41am.
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I got them too. Unbelievably annoying.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:58am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:53am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:41am.
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I'm still getting it today. It's not annoying at all......
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
She's fluent in Goopese.
And GOOPY sighs in relief. There has been rumors that this bag of bones was humping on Chris Martin.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK