The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 9th!

Lucky photog caught the exact moment they both heard Ryan peed in the pool. - frenchflies

Runners-up:

Synchronized Squirting: Extra points if you can do it underwater. - skabazzle

Fresh from the 'success' of Dallas 2.0, Dynasty 2.0 went for even more elegant, outrageous and face-clutching fights in fountains - PrincessTiiaammii

The tryouts to become Charlie Sheen's next goddesses get weirder and weirder. - Rockwell

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by broxx on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:57pm.

after the mishap with the water pressure at the colonic clinic the previous nights adventures with the men's swim team was purged from their systems.

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:51pm.

Unfortunately, Brittany & Abigail share a
b-hole, so the enemas have to come out this way......

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:49pm.

After Abigail's video, she and Brittany are preparing for the Paralympics...Synchronized Beejing.

Submitted by MardiGras on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:45pm.

With the economy slumping, the fountains at the Bellagio in Las Vegas undergo some cost-saving modifications.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:31pm.

The truth is (spat) out there....

Submitted by PrincessTiiaammii on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:31pm.

Fresh from the 'success' of Dallas 2.0, Dynasty 2.0 went for even more elegant, outrageous and face-clutching fights in fountains

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I don't like you, but if I did I'd tell you that hair was a mistake

Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:31pm.

ALI LOHAN shows her more famous sister a newly learnt Korean sex trick....

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:30pm.

Chubbywubby.....lmao!! I loved Mark Spitz when I was a kid. I thought he had the coolest name. Haha

www.poopreport.com :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:27pm.

No caption...but lmao @ synchronized swimming. I always thought this was the dorkiest event. My kids pretend they are these people every day in the pool. Lololololol

www.poopreport.com :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:23pm.

Looks like Scott Disick's sperm are fighting again.

"You go!"
"No, you go!"

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:21pm.

Too late. You're already pregnant with Michael Phelps' kids.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by snowhan on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:19pm.

Two of the younger Kardashians practice their technique should older sister, Kim, ever be in need of a quick golden shower

Submitted by my fist your face on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:16pm.

Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps synchronized blow jobs.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:15pm.

Two of Ryan Lochte's one night stands tell us how they REALLY feel.

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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"

Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:15pm.

Synchronized spitters-STILL QUITTERS.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:14pm.

Rush Limbaugh's daughters are blowhards too.

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:12pm.

Hoda and Kathy Lee were too busy to make their Olympic appearance so NBC sent Kendall and Kylie instead.

Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:08pm.

Aquacumatics in London - the double blow hole final round.

Okay...that was lame.

Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:08pm.

Both of Ringer's viewers try and save the show by reannacting the infamous boat scene in the CW parking lot.

Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:06pm.

That'll be the last time Floatsam and Jetsam piss off Ursula.

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:02pm.

As the Olympics draw to a close, Savannah Guthrie and Natalie Morales take part in a little Matt Lauer purging.

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:55pm.

Synchronized bullimia.

Submitted by frenchflies on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:53pm.

Lucky photog caught the exact moment they both heard Ryan peed in the pool.

Submitted by Travis on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:53pm.

So that's how women squirt.

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:53pm.

Pimp Mama Kris showcases Kendall's and Kylie's most intimate skill in their new spinoff show.

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:52pm.

Be careful when googling, their website is NOT squirt.org

Submitted by Rockwell on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:50pm.

The tryouts to become Charlie Sheen's next goddesses get weirder and weirder.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:50pm.

The hired beards couldn't help the massive spit take when Tommy Girl proposed a ménage à trois.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:48pm.

Who knew a threesome with Wilmer Valderama would inspire such lovely choreography.

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:46pm.

Get off me trick! Moby's dick like me better!

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:45pm.

ahhh, kind of snap, IV!________________________________
Dark-sided!

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:45pm.

"Yes, we ARE going for a swim!", said Abby Hensel to Brittany Hensel.

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Dark-sided!

Submitted by Salad Face on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:45pm.

With excitement brewing over Scully's new found single status, women everywhere spit out their current piece in a frenzy.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:43pm.

Abigail and Brittany Hensel show ya'll how oral sex would work with the two of them.

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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:43pm.

Oh, those tricky siamese squirters!!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:43pm.

Somewhere, Michael Felch is smiling at duping a couple more of Phelps's groupies.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:42pm.

Synchronized Aquatic Jizz Spouting is now an event in the Dlisted Slutlympics.

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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.

Submitted by GingerSoul on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:40pm.

The Olsen twins revisit some unhealthy eating disorder habits.

Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:40pm.

A true friend's work is never done!

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:40pm.

Seaworld? Not me! Theres a new attraction at Whoreworld.

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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:39pm.

Magnified view of one of those Japanese toilets. I jumped 5 feet when I first used one and played with the buttons.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:38pm.

Former Olympic swimmer Mark Spitz's daughter, Sue and Sheila

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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by doubled96 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:38pm.

Olympics or AVN awards pic? Tough call.

Submitted by doubled96 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:37pm.

Hmm....I had them pegged as swallowers.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:35pm.

And underneath is a very satisfied Michael Phelps.

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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:34pm.

Spitters. I don't wanna know.

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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel