The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 9th!

Lucky photog caught the exact moment they both heard Ryan peed in the pool. - frenchflies

Runners-up:

Synchronized Squirting: Extra points if you can do it underwater. - skabazzle

Fresh from the 'success' of Dallas 2.0, Dynasty 2.0 went for even more elegant, outrageous and face-clutching fights in fountains - PrincessTiiaammii

The tryouts to become Charlie Sheen's next goddesses get weirder and weirder. - Rockwell

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Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 5:40pm.

frenchflies...LOL! That was great! Congrats to the other caption win whores.

Submitted by lislop on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:32am.

The winners were all great, but there were so many funny ones. This is always my favorite thread.

Congrats to all!

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:22am.

Funny stuff, and nice to see some new blood in there!!! Congrats!!!

Submitted by frenchflies on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:05am.

Yayyy! Finally got one.

Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:49am.

All great, but the winner is Perfect!

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:45am.

Ahahaha!! Congrats frenchflies, skabazzle, Princess and Rockwell on your brilliant captions! And thanks for the morning belly laughs.

Submitted by skabazzle on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:32am.

Lol I didn't expect to get a runner-up today, I don't even know what mine means other than it sounds dirty lol. Congrats to the other winners/runners-up!

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:24am.

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING IS THE BOMB!!! No kidding, it's fascinating watching what those girls do underwater to execute the manuevers you see above water.

Plus they get major wedgies, serious butt ackshun to be seen. I must be gettin old, I'm appreciating stuff I used to think was ridiculous when I was younger.

Good mernin all.

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Submitted by sd on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 8:58am.

LOL...best comment EVA!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 8:50am.

congrats to all, LOL @ the winner!

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Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 8:42am.

Yay winners! Good job.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 8:37am.

Hahah knew the Lochte pee one would figure near the top! congrats winnahs! ;p

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 8:35am.

Congrats to Princess and the other winners. Doesn't it feel good to know you won something first thing in the morning? Puts a little more pep in the step!

Submitted by PrincessTiiaammii on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 8:27am.

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Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 8:21am.

Congrats!OT/PapaJoe just got popped for DUI. *cackles*

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In honor of August being National Breastfeeding Awareness Month, New York City's Mayor Michael Bloomberg uses Performance Artists to show women exactly how easy HE thinks this whole "breastfeeding thing" should be for them.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:32am.

Yasmine and Jasmina just found out that Ryan Lochte pissed in the pool.

*BTW MK you never fucking select me for these captions, are you homosapien-phobic?

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:27am.

Yeah, I think NBC's coverage of the Olympics double blows too.

Submitted by useless on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:26am.

Synchronized steam punks.

Submitted by useless on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:24am.

Man, that Phelps dude's got a lot of spooge.

Submitted by myfave on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:55pm.

Kristen Stewart's two brain cells fighting with each other.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:51pm.

Bolimpic gold metal winners

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The gateway to watersports ... and not the Olympic kind.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:45pm.

Two of Ryan Lochte's one night stands tell us how they REALLY feel.

LMAO!!

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 9:46pm.

Synchronized Squirting: Extra points if you can do it underwater.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 9:43pm.

Announcer: Well, I hate to say it because this was an AMAZING performance, but they would have gotten a perfect score if only the MJs on their suits were doing the synchronized Thriller together.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

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Hello, Mr. Sheen? This is Mark from You design It We Build It, Your Two Girls One Cup inspired water fountain is complete.

Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 9:13pm.

Pimp Mama Kris uses Bruce to pull some strings and gets her prized pigs in the only Olympic event they have a chance at gold- synchronized spitting.

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:28pm.

The Synchronized Spitting Team is not near as popular as their counterparts The Synchronized Swallowing Team.

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Submitted by tomato puff on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 5:39pm.

not a caption obv: c'on, knowing the dirty bastards on here (all of us) you know the captions are gonna be well nasty even by the "normal" standards on here. even i cant bear to read em!

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 5:35pm.

Thar they blow!

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 5:27pm.

When in junior high or high school, some girls in my neighborhood were into ss. They talked all the time about it and how cool they were to participate. It always struck me as pointless and boring to watch.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:57pm.
No caption...but lmao @ synchronized swimming. I always thought this was the dorkiest event. My kids pretend they are these people every day in the pool. Lololololol

Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 5:25pm.

the synchronized spitting event of the Olympics wasn't as spellbinding as the promoters had hoped.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 5:25pm.

When they come up for air, water shoots out of their blowholes.

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"2 Girls, One Cup 2: The Cuppening"

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Be careful Katy, Jen Aniston and Jessica Simpson are still trying to rinse John Mayer outta their moufs.

Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 4:31pm.

You can't get better than a big spit spitter

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Submitted by ShmoosicalTheMusical on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 4:26pm.

Not even a Kardashian can swallow ALL of the time...

Submitted by guest on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 4:21pm.

Because Lochte just left.

Submitted by Cuckoo4CoCoPuffs on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 4:15pm.

The Olympic sport you rarely hear about: Synchronized Snowballing.

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