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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:13pm.

I'm kind of jealous that Melanie Griffith has been up close and personal with lions (there's a pic of one lying on a bed next to her).

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:16pm.

Foxxy, I'm sure you weren't referring to me, but that has-been footballer. HB to the slores, especially Eric Bana xoxox.
And IIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuu.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:33pm.

when i first saw the top of the lion's dry blond busted weave, i thought i was going to scroll down and see a photo of Lohan. i like the lion a lot better. the skank with the lion not so much. Leave her plastic ass Antonio and come to momma...

A special HB to the hottest 68 year old on this planet -- Sam Elliot's voice does special things to my girly parts and sadly underrated as an actor because he's soooooooooooooo good looking

and these are the breaks -- break it up break it up break it up break down! HB Kurtis Blow!! also HB to Marcy Darcy -- always out and proud from the start of MWC and she directed a lot of those shows.

RIP Whitney. Eat shit and die, Dion.

ETA: Kors, how could i forget ye? keep ripping them on PR and i'll keep buying your heavily discounted aftermarket off the rack clothes when they hit final clearance. you're welcome!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:11pm.

HB to Eric Bana, such a hot slut.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:46am.

SAM ELLIOTT. SEXIEST motherfucker alive.

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Submitted by lislop on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:43am.

Big HB to Eric Bana!!! He was awesome in Munich.

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Submitted by jackie on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:31pm.

Wtf is going on in this picture? Looks like the lion is gently trying to drown her to save her from her future melted face self.
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:02am.

Eric Bana and Sam Elliott! Happy birfday to two sexay motherfuckers.

I don't know which one I would throw my pussy at first.

Submitted by jackie on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:01am.

Wtf is going on in this picture? Looks like the lion is gently trying to drown her to save her from her future melted face self.

Submitted by moonmaid on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:59am.

In my dreams I married Sam Elliott. sigh.

Submitted by Rockwell on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:52am.

I would love to take a mustache ride on Sam Elliott. He is ultimate hotness. Panty pudding tsunami!

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:31am.

I didn't notice Sam Elliot but I have to say Hbday for sure, he's a man's man..( that always sounded gay to me but) he's a slow quite cool MF cowboy.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 9:56am.

I so would with Sam Elliott; he is so damn hot, and that voice -- swoon! HB, Sam!!! And normally I don't dig mustaches on men, but his is so hot.

Submitted by super8atefilm on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 9:41am.

HB to Sam Elliot who fueled many of my adolescent fantasies. I re-watched Lifeguard, what hotness. And some great camel toe from Anne Archer.

HB to Gillian Anderson, I still have a chance.

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Submitted by nibbles44 on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 9:38am.

mmmmm Sam Elliott, Happy birthday!

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:16am.

damn TMZ video scripts keep hijacking my computer. :(
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:46am.

damn TMZ video scripts keep hijacking my computer. :(

cool picture. she's lucky her mom's pets never ate her.

Submitted by karen on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:43am.

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

Great Melanie pic!

Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:43am.

I want a pet lion.

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:36am.

Is that right about Hoda? She is way too boring to be a Leo. I say she fudged her birth date. That would mean she and drunk Kathy Lee are both Leos. Weird.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:30am.

How-de-do annobanano!

I first saw Rhona in this film Doomsday, and she was a real proper bad ass like! Very sexy in that film.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:24am.

Melanie Griffith...Phyco...poor Antonio, you know she probably has him followed every second of his life.

Amanda Bearse...Marcy Darcy!

Happy Bday Sluts

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Submitted by IsoldeMae on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:55am.

I thought Anna Kendrick was younger... Eric Bana is hot :)

Submitted by greeneggs on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:55am.

Wow. Amazing picture of Melanie and the big ole' lion.

Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:45am.

"I have a head for business and a bod for sin."

Happy birthday Tess McGill. Say what you will about Melanie's jacked-up face, but "Working Girl" was the film that defined the eighties.

And Happy Birthday to General John Buford. "There will be the devil to pay!" "Gettysburg" is simply pure excellence in every respect.

Submitted by peep on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:41am.

Sam Elliott - What a great voice. Happy Birthday to you and your mustache!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:13am.

Sam Elliot was always the hotness. He and Katherine Ross have a great, long-lasting, untypical Hollywood marriage. Although I think their daughter is whackadoo and stabbed her mother with scissors.

He's the voice of Dodge RAM trucks and BEEF: it's what's for dinner on your TV commercials.

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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 6:59am.

Hiya Lucy - had to look Rhona up - she is HOT!

HB to hot mess Melanie Griffith - she used to be so freaking cute:

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Submitted by soulks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 6:58am.

GMornin DListers!, HB to Sam "Sam Elliott is the classic picture of the American cowboy"- imdb :), Hoda class, Gillian UareFOwesome! and what a great picture of Melanie(or Jody?;)!

HB to all the birthday babies today!

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