Afternoon Crumbs
Only a smart and resourceful gold digger like Victoria Silvstedt would use her money-loving shovel as a paddle – Hollywood Tuna
Liberty Ross, who sorts of looking like Courteney Cox meets my first high school beard, is wearing a crucifix circa 90s to ward off Kristen Stewart’s dark-sided tramp slut ass – Lainey Gossip
Needs more sloppy tongue action to really make the statement stick – Towleroad
Who ordered the leathery douche and skank stew? – The Superficial
White Oprah has been looking for an excuse to slurp up drunk ass Kathie Lee Gifford since she’s made of 80% wine and now WO’s got one – Celebitchy
Deepika Padukone goes all Catwoman for GQ India – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Lawrence is getting a major raise for the next Hongray Games movie – ICYDK
Tom Sturridge would get my stamp of approval for that messed up hair if he was wearing a banana clip – Popsugar
Harry Belafonte comes for Beyonce and Jay-Z – Crunk + Disorderly
BUUUUUUUUNNNNNIIIIIEEEEEEESSSS!! – The Berry
Sofia Vergara is so brave for busting out the sexy poses so soon after a pack of raccoons attacked her hair – Popoholic
Today’s lesson on peen shapes will earn you college credit – OMG Blog
David Duchovny’s hair looks like it used to live on a goat’s head – I’m Not Obsessed
Lock up your pussies, ALF is coming back – SOW
Miranda Kerr wearing Tommy Girl’s favorite outfit to wear to boy’s night at the Scientology disco – Just Jared
And the world is not ready for Nicole Shitsinger to spawn – Hollywood Rag
Leave JLove alone, those are her favorite period pants – Celebslam
What would Justin Bieber say about Naomi Campbell’s hair quitting her head? – Cityrag