Afternoon Crumbs

August 9, 2012 / Posted by:

Only a smart and resourceful gold digger like Victoria Silvstedt would use her money-loving shovel as a paddle - Hollywood Tuna 

Liberty Ross, who sorts of looking like Courteney Cox meets my first high school beard, is wearing a crucifix circa 90s to ward off Kristen Stewart’s dark-sided tramp slut ass – Lainey Gossip

Needs more sloppy tongue action to really make the statement stick – Towleroad

Who ordered the leathery douche and skank stew? – The Superficial 

White Oprah has been looking for an excuse to slurp up drunk ass Kathie Lee Gifford since she’s made of 80% wine and now WO’s got one – Celebitchy 

Deepika Padukone goes all Catwoman for GQ IndiaDrunken Stepfather

Jennifer Lawrence is getting a major raise for the next Hongray Games movie – ICYDK

Tom Sturridge would get my stamp of approval for that messed up hair if he was wearing a banana clip – Popsugar

Harry Belafonte comes for Beyonce and Jay-ZCrunk + Disorderly


Sofia Vergara is so brave for busting out the sexy poses so soon after a pack of raccoons attacked her hair – Popoholic

Today’s lesson on peen shapes will earn you college credit – OMG Blog

David Duchovny’s hair looks like it used to live on a goat’s head – I’m Not Obsessed

Lock up your pussies, ALF is coming back – SOW

Miranda Kerr wearing Tommy Girl’s favorite outfit to wear to boy’s night at the Scientology disco – Just Jared

And the world is not ready for Nicole Shitsinger to spawn – Hollywood Rag 

Leave JLove alone, those are her favorite period pants – Celebslam

What would Justin Bieber say about Naomi Campbell’s hair quitting her head? – Cityrag



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