Afternoon Crumbs
Only a smart and resourceful gold digger like Victoria Silvstedt would use her money-loving shovel as a paddle - Hollywood Tuna
Liberty Ross, who sorts of looking like Courteney Cox meets my first high school beard, is wearing a crucifix circa 90s to ward off Kristen Stewart's dark-sided tramp slut ass - Lainey Gossip
Needs more sloppy tongue action to really make the statement stick - Towleroad
Who ordered the leathery douche and skank stew? - The Superficial
White Oprah has been looking for an excuse to slurp up drunk ass Kathie Lee Gifford since she's made of 80% wine and now WO's got one - Celebitchy
Deepika Padukone goes all Catwoman for GQ India - Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Lawrence is getting a major raise for the next Hongray Games movie - ICYDK
Tom Sturridge would get my stamp of approval for that messed up hair if he was wearing a banana clip - Popsugar
Harry Belafonte comes for Beyonce and Jay-Z - Crunk + Disorderly
BUUUUUUUUNNNNNIIIIIEEEEEEESSSS!! - The Berry
Sofia Vergara is so brave for busting out the sexy poses so soon after a pack of raccoons attacked her hair - Popoholic
Today's lesson on peen shapes will earn you college credit - OMG Blog
David Duchovny's hair looks like it used to live on a goat's head - I'm Not Obsessed
Lock up your pussies, ALF is coming back - SOW
Miranda Kerr wearing Tommy Girl's favorite outfit to wear to boy's night at the Scientology disco - Just Jared
And the world is not ready for Nicole Shitsinger to spawn - Hollywood Rag
Leave JLove alone, those are her favorite period pants - Celebslam
What would Justin Bieber say about Naomi Campbell's hair quitting her head? - Cityrag
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David Duchovny is starting to look more & more like a dirty old man who lurks around playgrounds staring at all the little girls.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:47am.
its right now 4.20 PM in the afternoon and its FREEEZZZZZZZING cold. im freezing my tits off, i would have frozen my tits off, if i had any.
Loop, I didn't know you were an Aussie, what time is it for you? Is it your late winter? Excuse my Aussie ignorance! Lol:)
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:04am.
no i live in Melbourne Australia :) but i visit NYC, almost once a year and catch up with my fashion girlies there lol
Im like that mean girl mum "holla girls! wats the 411, whats happening? what you girls upto? ohh he's cute, are you girls gonna drink? cuz i prefer you do it in my presence....ohhh you gurrls make me feel young"
nahh they are older than me :) but i hear some funny ass shit from them about the designers, the photogs, the models.
@ loop....no shit lol, I can imagine what her bitch face would look like coming at you, scary for sure! You live in NY loop?
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 1:04am.
Submitted by lislop on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:35am.
it was just commanding, like she is about to throw her phone at you
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Lol, every outfit she wore had to have multiple cell phone pockets so she could throw down in a moments notice like a crack deal gone bad.
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hahaha I know naomi is a major bitch but gawd i think she is good. A friend of mine who used to work for betsey johnson (before the private equity funds took it over, fucked it up the arse, and then threw it in the gutter) said she was like "watever naomi is a bitch, whats so special about her"
and then she said she was sitting there at fashion week when naomi came out, and BAM bam bam bam, my friend was like "okay i stand corrected, that bitch is fierce" lol
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Submitted by lislop on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:35am.
it was just commanding, like she is about to throw her phone at you
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Lol, every outfit she wore had to have multiple cell phone pockets so she could throw down in a moments notice like a crack deal gone bad.
Submitted by lislop on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 1:16am.
Loopy- you're right. Per the always accurate Daily Mail it's called traction alopecia. Makes sense.
I have a friend who uses the metal clip extensions. Guys love touching your hair, so it must feel weird for them to run their fingers through hair with glue and or metal clips.
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I'm guessing it would feel weird to feel the metal, but i can understand ladies want long hair and they get hair extensions, but do it in moderation or until can grow your own.
i mean think about it, the glue they use is meant to last 3-6 months, so imagine what kind of industrial strength chemical shit is in that? and you put it in our hair and that gets absorbed by your scalp and into your hair roots, no wonder the hair dies.
and i read that, you cant repair it, cuz basically the years and years of chemicals has killed the follicles.
Veryoldbat, Luca's extremely sweeet looking! Excuse me while I take a bite! *chomp* lol
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Loopy- you're right. Per the always accurate Daily Mail it's called traction alopecia. Makes sense.
I have a friend who uses the metal clip extensions. Guys love touching your hair, so it must feel weird for them to run their fingers through hair with glue and or metal clips.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2185897/Naomi-Campbells-sho...
Submitted by lislop on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:35am.
Naomi Campbell is bald?! Is that due to all the extensions?
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yeh i watched a program not so long ago where women who have had years and years of extension are going bald.
its major sads. cuz naomi is quite pretty and bitch had a fierce walk, when she stomped down the runway, it was just commanding, like she is about to throw her phone at you
We"re getting slammed with storms.. And I keep cutting out..
:::: takes Luka with me when Loopy isn't looking.... :::asks Luka how he feels about lightening.. In perfect Italian that would bring a Tear to a slores eye,,::::
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Victoria is very pretty, but those breasts look like they're rock hard.
Jennifer Lawrence looks pretty. Unflattering pic of her hips, but she has a great little figure.
Tom Sturridge is a cute guy, but he does his best to hide it.
JLove looks cute. Ugly sweats!
Naomi Campbell is bald?! Is that due to all the extensions?
Veryoldbat, glad to have you on-board! if we're going to sink Brazil, we'll need an army of all the DL ho's we can find! ;)
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WithinReason: "Someone please rip that thing off of Tom Sturridge's conehead. PLEASE!"
Haaahahhahahaha!!!
♥ forever
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:18am.
Within. That list was spectacular.. This old broads perv of choice Luca..
Loopy dust faster.. We have to go to Brazil!
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im doing my best lol
Within. That list was spectacular.. This old broads perv of choice Luca..
Loopy dust faster.. We have to go to Brazil!
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Lucy♥, some shake but others quiver! ;P
OnT: Someone please rip that thing off of Tom Sturridge's conehead. PLEASE!
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Loopy you're never going to get that island with a feather duster tied to your... Bits. Then again.. ;)"" off to read the list
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
@ Whamo
Haha, I know, I'm terrifying at times >:)
SANS FARDS: She is also more than a little self-absorbed, going on about her all natural drug free childbirth and publishing those breastfeeding photos. Uh....thanks for that. You gave birth. We know.
Ugh, that annoyed the shit out of me too, even though I've never given birth. Was her break up with Orlando Bloom last week a post on Dlisted? I forget. Looks like no one gave enough of a fuck about them.
Veryoldbat, don't know if you like the topic but if you do, look for Loopy's list in OP, if not, uh... hi anyway! ;)
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nicole shitsinger is a clever ho, she latched onto that racing car driver and is not letting go.
and all the pussycats dolls are now mangy homeless cats whilst nicole is flying first class around the world riding racing car driver dick.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:53pm.
only $99,999,999 to go lol
@ Loopy and WIthin.. Jumping in without looking.. Little pink peen tutus? Are we discussing our team uniforms for Brazil ? Loopy how's the private island purchase coming..?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Loopy, little pink peen tutu, I'm thinking with a tiny garter belt! haha
OnT: I just can't with Kathy Lee anymore!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:41pm.
i mean the peen is for pleasuring not for cleaning, if the peen is for cleaning, it would be wearing a maid outfit with a feather duster on one ball and a tea towel on the other ball.
Loopy, LMAO, @ "peen as a scooper of other's people's milky juices inside a cave." - WELL IF THE CAVE FITS!! lolol
UGH so technical, promise you won't think of that next time you see peen, i.e., in a few minutes, HA!
OnT: Woooove the baby bunnies!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:29pm.
i mean gross, who wants to use their peen as a scooper of other's people's milky juices inside a cave.
Loopy, I knew you'd agree! Scoop out the semen of the other hundred men that were there before you, WHAT? ahhahahahaha *joking* that must be the second reason. Peensicle is the first, so true loops! *slurps your Olympians in OP*
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ohhh naomi, what happened to your hair... and i thought you were pretty... fail
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:19pm.
*flick hair*
what an amateur, everybody knows the reason peens are shaped like that is so you can lick it like a Popsicle.
Loopy, you're lucky we love you! heheheh
Today's lesson on peen shapes will earn you college credit - OMG Blog http://www.omgblog.com/2012/08/omg_anatomy_lesson_peen_shapes.php
Do your worst on that amateur! *interesting though lol*
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@within refer me to which post lol i cant find it...
Professor Loopy, I know, he's a charlatan! C.S.I. it for us, prof! lol
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@within
*nose up in the air, fake librarian glasses on*
let me examine this artifact of peen, and i will let you know if it is in fact a counterfeit.
i am after all, the world's foremost expert on male peens.
@ Wheezy........5' 11" Damn woman you must have some nice long pretty stems on ya:) take your time by the way, we wouldn't want you to strain your back now! :D
Loopy, you have worked hard in OP with Olympic hotness, so you're forgiven. In today's afternoon crumbs (above) lol, there is one about peen shapes... In it, this guy dares try to do your job, no no no, THAT WILL NOT DO!!!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 9:11pm.
SANS FARDS: "Miranda Kerr is massively overrated, looks-wise.
Never saw anything special in her huge satellite dish face, to be honest
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LS you kill me sometimes lol!
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what entry??? WHO DARES ENTER MY DOMAIN!!!
Doooooooooggggggiiiiieeee :) :) :D
Where HAVE you been!?
Lmao, Loopy, the peen shaped entry. He's honing in on your territory explaining how peens work - the nerve! ☺
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@within what jesse berrin? i havent seeing it?
Loopy, this Jesse Bering Peen-shape Expert is trying to take your job! You in danger Loops! :)
Does Silvstedt always have her hand down her bikini bottom? WTH is she scratching?!
Love the chick-fil-A vid, HAHAHAHA ღ
Deepika's Catwoman >hot.ter> Hathaway's Kittycat
Naomi=scaaaaary!
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nicole shitsinger hahahaaha she does do a really good britney impression tho
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I should have known someone would say something about Jennifer Lawrence's hips. Um, that's what women who don't starve themselves look like.
Also, I am beyond excited for the HG sequels. Mockingjay was my favorite of the three books. She was also in The Burning Plain, as a young Charlize Theron. I think she's actually worth the.money.
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Nicole Shitsinger. hahahahahaha. You really crack me up. I even enjoy reading your links descriptions.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 9:11pm.
Never saw anything special in her huge satellite dish face, to be honest.
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She is also more than a little self-absorbed, going on about her all natural drug free childbirth and publishing those breastfeeding photos. Uh....thanks for that. You gave birth. We know.
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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"
SANS FARDS: "Miranda Kerr is massively overrated, looks-wise.
Never saw anything special in her huge satellite dish face, to be honest.