Prince Hot Ginge Is Just Checking To Make Sure The Royal Jewels Are Looking Good

August 8, 2012 / Posted by:

Or maybe Prince Hot Ginge is pulling up his pants to try to take away the gold medal in bulging from Henrik Rummel. It’s not working. Try harder, PHG!

One thing I learned while looking at pictures of PHG snorting an invisible coke line and giving himself a near-sighted sobriety test at an Olympic cycling event yesterday is that before you pull out your shank.gif and point it at a picture of what you think is a ginge-stealing trollop tramp, you should make sure that he’s not related to her. Because that ginge-stealing trollop tramp who made the sun’s ovaries explode by pinching his cheeks is his auntie Princess Caroline. Sorry, Prince Caroline, and please keep up your tribute to Aunt Hetty’s hair!

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