Wednesday, August 8th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Hillary Clinton Getting Down
Hillary Clinton instantly became the Secretary of Sweet Moves when she made Bill Clinton proud by dropping it low and riding that ass at party in Malawi, South Africa. Busting out moves like a geometry teacher at a high school dance, Hillary twerked it over to the dance floor and didn't back up when the singer Judith Sephuma gave her some booty to tame. Hillary didn't exactly tame that ass, but she surrendered and let the beat do with her body what it will. Skeet skeet!
The only way this magical moment could've been better is if halfway through, La Pequeña Hillary Clinton came on the scene and challenged Hillary Clinton to a drop-it-low-off:
Never EVER 4get La Pequeña!
via Buzzfeed
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Rad.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 5:47pm.
Fuck shopping. I decided to wear a dress I have that has been sitting in my closet for 9 years. It's been worn, ONCE.
---Same. I've had this black dress for 7 years and if I don't wear the effing thing now, I may as well put it aside to be buried in. I might shell out for some figure shaping undies is all. And a hat.
If all else fails, I'll wear my pajama jeans to the wedding. And a hat.
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http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
Hiya, WOwl!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 5:45pm.
Although if GF DID hire her, would she let it slip that she was meeting with her?
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I don't know, maybe, she can be really skatter-brained. Even if you hire someone to do that, what happened last night would have been a really elaborate plan. I don't think there is shit like that around here...
LOL Sandy!!!! I really was a good boy.
It's got me wondering though... she was hot, kinky AND rich. Not a bad combo.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Hello Within! : D
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Fuck shopping. I decided to wear a dress I have that has been sitting in my closet for 9 years. It's been worn, ONCE.
Oh, jack. You in troubles now.
You didn't do anything wrong. But I'd be pissed if Mr. Hekki did what you did. Even though you didn't do anything wrong.
I'm very intrigued by the possibility that it was a honey trap. Google this lawyer bitch. Come on, jack! Google her. Do you know her name?
Although if GF DID hire her, would she let it slip that she was meeting with her?
Uvy, I too have a frock shopping dilemma (wedding on Sat). I'm too tight arsed to buy a new frock. I already have one that I quite like...but it's mainly black and I wanted to be all light and floaty and floral and shit. The black frock is a bit Stevie Nicksish. Hence, I'm doing the charity shops over today as a last resort. And a hat.
I love it when dlisted gets hijacked by chick shit :)
WAIT. Jack pulled an Ashton Kutcher with his GF's attorney?????? Boy, you in so much poop Jack..and you didn't even poke the finger in? Mmmmm suuuure :)
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http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
Hi Wowlie! ≈❀
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This is the Hillary I would have elected into office. Not the hillary that was coming out all hawkish and pro-war when she was running against Obama.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Hekki - she knew I was going out with about 5 or 6 friends... she knew what bar we were going to, yes, but everyone going over to this lady's house was not planned... we just met the lady last night! her and her friend were talking with the ladies we were with (high school friends, no biggie) and just invited us all over...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
*waves at everyone*
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DD and Mel-Tang were discussing the Chia yesterday. I know Dog and I have discussed in the past and I did ask about them again yesterday.
ALL THESE YEARS, who knew we coulda been drinking/eating those damn chia pet seeds!!!!!!!!!
Hi SDR, heeheehee.
Actually that's a good theory that this was an elaborate test for Jack. I'd be afraid... ;p
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What M.E. said! Let's hope her office isn't at her house and the GF walks by the waterfall and makes comments that prompt the atty to bring up last nights nekkid party.
Hekki, Dog and Mike are always talking about chia seeds. : )
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Hekki, I thought it was Dog and mike?
Jacko - um, you were nekkid, with other nekkid wimminz, and your GF wasn't present.
EVERYTHING IS NOT OK!
IF, how do you do your chia?
I think M.E. and mike were the ones talking about them.
Or was it louise brooks?
I was brewing kombucha for a while, too. Gotta get back on that stuff, too.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 5:16pm.
Bigbendy, what's the jizzium diet? It sounds interesting! lol
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Oh Within...
*pets you on the head*
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "@ jack
Maybe attorney chick is from a "honey trap" agency - women hire a chick to try to seduce their boyfriend and report back to them :O"
HOLY MOLY. That could very well be the case!! In fact the more I consider it, the more likely it is.
Jack, did GF know where y'all would be hanging out?
@ IrishFury
Funny that people were talking about it here - I got the morning paper today and the first thing I opened to was a write up about Chia seeds. The headline was "Another reason to be Chia-full" (the imaginative British press). They are being evaluated against possible distribution in the UK.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 5:14pm.
Wow, I'm into chia seeds too I started eating them a few weeks ago, a friend introduced them to me. Nice to see all ya'lls have been talking about them too.
How come foods like these seem to trend. I never heard of them before and suddenly...
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Just realized a few months ago that my parents have been taking them for years. They get them at a swap meet.
I tried a sip of water and I hated it. Ill try them in a shake or yogurt. When I actually remember to us them!
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Bigbendy, what's the jizzium diet? It sounds interesting! lol
@Diamond, do you know it? hehehehe
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EvilShoe: I thought that too Lucifer! Evil minds think alike *grin*
Heh heh... poor jack is crying on the inside right now >:)
Leaving for the OC Fair in about an hour. Hopefully we won't have an earthquake. D :
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Wow, I'm into chia seeds too I started eating them a few weeks ago, a friend introduced them to me. Nice to see all ya'lls have been talking about them too.
How come foods like these seem to trend. I never heard of them before and suddenly...
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Dark-sided!
hahahahahahah SHUDDUP Eebil!!! I don't care, I did nothing wrong!!! (still sounds lame)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
I thought that too Lucifer!
Evil minds think alike *grin*
Jack, it'll go something like;
Atty - well, this sucks, sorry, you have someone else now, treating you good?
GF: *sniff* yes, he's awesome, his name is Jack - let me show you a photo *pulls out phone*
WHAM
Jeez Jack!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 5:08pm.
@ jack
Maybe attorney chick is from a "honey trap" agency - women hire a chick to try to seduce their boyfriend and report back to them :O
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Holy shit!! If that's what is going on I'm dumping her ass!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
That's hilarious, Secretary of Sweet Moves - LOL, yeah that Judy has some deliciousness going on, but it's no fair putting La Pequeña, on the same page MK! haha
:(
Lucy♥, it's cuz of you too I even heard of that hottie! Beautiful!
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I wish she was on the ballot in November.
@ Within♥
Haha - thanks! I don't think Loops has seen it yet, unfortunately. I actually had to figure out "how the internet works" to get this avie. I was dedicated lol. How you doing?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 4:51pm.
Bigbendy: Lucy, I know I miss him too. Maybe his dad won't let him out to play.
He said if I wasn't so fat he'd post more often :(
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Lucy lets go on the jizzum diet. I heard it was high in protein.
@ Hekki and Ruk
I have a feeling she won't stop the wedding. It has morphed into a HUGE expense for both of them and their families. Since I don't know his side of the story it would be unfair of me to judge him. I consider him a friend too and I value both of them too much to take sides.
I'm going to try calling her back now and suggest that they should see a professional.
THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL THE GREAT ADVICE.
Ciao!
I friggin hate Hillary and her philandering legal spouse, both of whom are generally phonies, but I like the fact she's willing to have some after-hours fun while serving in an important govt role.
@ Bendy
LOL, I'm worried about the calories in such a diet!
@ jack
Maybe attorney chick is from a "honey trap" agency - women hire a chick to try to seduce their boyfriend and report back to them :O
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 4:57pm.
Hi Jack, Man, that is freaky coincidental.
Hey, you kept it inside--that's got to count for alot! :) manpower
EEG - I hear that from all the ladies... he's a "pretty" dude... lol I give him shit about it.
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Lucy, LOVING the MARCEL avie! ♥♥♥ Did Loops have anybulge to do with that! :)
@Jack, Omg good thing you declined! :O Could have been a world of pain!
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anno- 5'6". Dammit!! I hate dress shopping with a passion.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Eebil, yea I know but it's not like anything happened... LOL I'm trying to justify me being a pig and it's not even working on me...
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Irish,sure sounds good to me. That perineal massage video that you posted has me all hot and bothered. Tongue won't get me pregnant will it? I don't want no more babies.
Jacko I was going to ask if he got some. Love me looking at that man.
And sorry buddy evilshoe is right, chicks talk. A lot.
Gotta run to work. Good Luck. xoxo
To the horz who turned me on to chia seeds: THANKS, bitches!
I made chia pudding and it is sooooo good!
@ Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 4:39pm.
Dress shopping - ewwwwwww. Got a cute one I wore to a wedding in July. You can borrow it if you're a shortie!
That vb match was awesome.
UH Jack, your GF's new attorney saw your PEEN? You in danger gurl! Women talk! I know, I'm one (with barely a membership but), I don't do that hen-clucking shit but I've seen it happen .... live!
Oh shit.
*makes prayer circle with candles for Jack*