Wednesday, August 8th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Hillary Clinton Getting Down

Hillary Clinton instantly became the Secretary of Sweet Moves when she made Bill Clinton proud by dropping it low and riding that ass at party in Malawi, South Africa. Busting out moves like a geometry teacher at a high school dance, Hillary twerked it over to the dance floor and didn't back up when the singer Judith Sephuma gave her some booty to tame. Hillary didn't exactly tame that ass, but she surrendered and let the beat do with her body what it will. Skeet skeet!

The only way this magical moment could've been better is if halfway through, La Pequeña Hillary Clinton came on the scene and challenged Hillary Clinton to a drop-it-low-off:

Never EVER 4get La Pequeña!

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


Mel-Tang's picture

Yes! I watched 'Sid and Nancy's for the first time about a yr ago (after seeing it recommended by d-lusters...Lol). Great movie!

The only thing I got from the TC movie (and I didn't even see it) was the great music by the band FUN. I love them!! :)

www.poopreport.com :)

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*sigh*... it's just astounding, i tell ya, folks... oh, don't mind me... i've just spent the better part of the last fifteen minutes reading through this thread, and i can easily say that some of the opinions/theories on addiction are groundbreaking, if i do say so myself!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGWsTksejSM

*waves howdy-do to all!*

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

EC- fucking Amen.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Mel-Tang - I used to think the same thing. When he was first cast as Gordon, I was all 'He can't be Gordon! He's too young! *thinks to self, he's also so insanely sexy that I would fuck his brains out if given half a chance* As I was saying...what? Why am I blushing and grinning? It's a little warm in here. It's January? Well, I guess I'm coming down with the flu because I'm definitely not thinking really dirty thought about Gary Oldman because that would be CRAZY talk.' I've recently found out that a bunch of my girlfriends were like 'Gary Oldman? Oh sweet Jesus, yes please.'

I didn't know he was in 'Interview with the Vampire'. Huh.

I haven't seen 'Prick Up Your Ears'. *starts a list*
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Mel-Tang's picture

Oh lord...'Dracula' not 'Dracula's.' Auto-correct + Ambien= nothing good.

Veryoldbat....I loove honey boo boo chile!!!! She should market her go go juice. Lol

I'm watching Paranormal witness. I'm addicted to the Syfy channel. Haha

www.poopreport.com :)

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Gardening Girl's picture

What Kizzy, you didnt like TC's Stacey Jaxx???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Its ok, Mel we knew what you meant

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:42pm.

Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:12pm.

. Can't resist the hotness that is the Oldman.
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Now THAT is a man that knows how to play a ROCK STAR!!

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Gardening Girl's picture

Oh kiki, I love that quote!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Sorry sorry - meant to say 'Dracula's not 'Interview with a vampire.' *Smacks self in forehead*

Hi Within!!!!! :) <3

www.poopreport.com :)

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OT..Is any on e else watching the Honey BooBoo Chile ...show? They are bobbing for pig feat.. Holy shit...MK is gonna have a field day...

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

Hello yourself, WR! :)

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Never mind.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:27pm.

My dad would let us fake wrestle but he would yell out 'BE CAREFUL! She's a lot smaller than you!' I think he was afraid my brother would accidentally break my arm.

Yup, GG knows where it's at. Within - if you haven't seen 'The Scarlet Letter' it is worth suffering through for Gary. He is so insanely sexy in it and it's one of the few early roles of his where he's not a psycho villain. I love that Gary, too. Aw, 'the Professional'. Sexy beast. My brother and I quote the shit out of that movie and it's most his character.

'I'M CALM. *waves gun around* I SAID I'M CALM'

And of course, my favorite: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/239387-eeevvverrryyyonne-stansfield
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WithinReason...'s picture

GG, you know it, naughty girl! mmmmm I think I may check some of his films out over the weekend! See what you started KiKi! lol

Hi EvilShoe, Mel-Tang! *waves*

@Whamo, Sid and Nancy, good one! ;)

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Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:12pm.

. Can't resist the hotness that is the Oldman.
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My all time favorite of Oldmans was Sid and Nancy, I loved that movie.

WithinReason...'s picture

Agree with you all who've stated there are harrowing situations that someone who hasn't lived through could never understand. Haven't read back, probably won't now...

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Gardening Girl's picture

Prick up your Ears! Yes! He was so hot in that...Alfred Molina, wierd!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Mel-Tang's picture

I have not read through the posts entirely, but I did see something about Gary Oldman=yumminess. Yes yes yes. I always thought I was weird for thinking he was hot. But I watched Interview with a Vampire obsessively because of him. Oh, and The Scarlet Letter too. Mmmmm. :P

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Whamo's picture

Just to add to that situation when it all went down the girl was hustled off and I didn't get chance to make sure she was ok. It turned into a whole thing as the guy had some buddies and there was a lot of other pushing and shoving and punching from the some other guys that saw what was happening
About 3 or 4 months later I was at a music festival down by the waterfront and as I was walking this girl came up to me out of the blue and said "do you remember me?" I was huh and as it turned out it was the same girl! She said thank you for helping me out that night and explained to me then that the guy was harassing her in the bar and grabbing at her purse and shit. It was then I found out she didn't even know the guy. The whole time I thought it was her boyfriend and he was drunk hitting her. I was trying to reason with him at first thinking maybe they were having a drunk fight and I was just trying to get him to think for a second about what he was doing hoping he'd think for a second and go "holy shit what am I doing" as it turned out he was a fucking assholes that beat on girls. Again, no time for that shit buddy.

eh, what happened to OP?

Fuck it. I just can't with arguing.

later

WithinReason...'s picture

KiKi, funny you should say Prick Up Your Ears! Have you seen that?... Of course you have!

Hi MTurt!

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:31pm.

"Only I can fill thee up!!"
ooooooohh, damnnit, do I go pray or fap, or just shake with dilemma?

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"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
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Kizzy, GG! HAHAHAA! I'm totally LOL over here. I think 'The Scarlet Letter' would have been better if they called it something else and cast someone other than Demi as Hester. Gary Oldman had so much passion I pretty much had to throw a glass of ice water onto my lap and she had....the same passive face. Eep.

I honestly think that movie was going for a "Last of Mohicans" vibe and it got so universally panned because EVERYONE has read 'The Scarlet Letter' and very few people have actually read 'the Last of the Mohicans'. Anyway. I love how many DListers ears prick up at the mention of Gary Oldman. Yay.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

EH- I have to say that I find your posts tonight not only ignorant but offensive as well. Your generalizations are generic and stupid. Does not take a drunk man to beat the shit out of his wife/gf/so. If you believe that then you need to read a book or something.

WithinReason...'s picture

KiKi, doesn't matter, you're the tough sis, even if he is a 6'6! If your Dad's anything like mine, he told your bro not to hurt you EVER! HAhahahahah But he'll still intimidate everyone else around you! UGH on co-worker creepers! What a freak! You should spill something on him, BY ACCIDENT! oooops

HAHA KiKi, sometimes you have to sacrifice and sit through awful movies just to see the hotness! I've done that, and if they're easy on the eyes, I can almost bear it! *GG, knows where to sit!* lmao ;)

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:12pm.
*shamefacedly raises hand* I sat through "The Scarlet Letter." More than once. Can't resist the hotness that is the Oldman.

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"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Gardening Girl's picture

kiki, no shame in seeing The Scarlet Letter just to see Gary swim in that stream ;). It's bad enough to have to put up with Dummy as Hester.

And you should have just kicked that creeper in the junk!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:06pm.

I'm sorry you can't understand there is a point when all those behaviors are no longer a choice, that it's become a disease, because they can no longer choose NOT to do those behaviors. You can laugh at them, or curse at them, that's fine, they are fucking up and put themselves in stupid, and sometimes hilarious (to us, anyway) positions. But, at the root of it all, like when it comes to Brigitte getting drunk and passing out in the park, you know that ain't right, and it ain't normal behavior, and not something she would choose if she was in her right mind, not compelled by disease.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Within - it drives my 6'6 brother crazy because we're only a year apart so he was pretty my muscle my entire childhood. I'd like 'Oh yeah, MOTHERFUCKER?! *get in a mouthy shoving match*

My brother: 'Aw are you kidding me?! AGAIN? BREAK IT UP!!'

HEE! I guess I should just have channeled 12 year old me when the office creeper started being a creep and pull his shirt over his head hockey style and punch in his paunch. But then again that would require me to touch him. *shudder*

Within - this was for you and GG - I broke down and watched 'The Scarlet Letter' (don't judge me). It sucked but Jesus fucking Christ, he was so sexy in it, I nearly passed out. I think I might have to rent it again. *shamefaced*

Please don't tell me I'm the only one to sit through 'The Scarlet Letter'?
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::walks into thread, places *HUGE ASS* candle in center of prayer circle started by Evil Shoe::
*turns to Jack, smh*
:walks out of thread mumbling,"the young ones are the hardest to lose":

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WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, good thing you did intervene. There's so many instances of bystanders failing to react, it's sickening. You can get in trouble too but it's not right to watch something like that going on! Things can turn dangerous quickly but it's so much worse for the victim. Good for EC for rising from that bad situation!!

KiKi, you too! You become a force to reckoned with when you have your whole family behind you! Bleeping bullies. :)

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:52pm.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:19pm.
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ALL THIS!!!! It's one thing to have a debate it's quite another when one is simply looking for a fight just to be a cunt!

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No one's being a cunt, I really feel that way. Alcoholics, crack heads, hoarders, etc... just don't get sympathy from me. I don't give a fuck what somebody's issues are, we all got issues...but when my issues make me violent,irresponsible or require me to live in filth....then it's time to get help. If I kill someone because I'm drunk or my teenager can't live a normal life because I live in filth then it's no longer about me and my shortcomings, at that point, I....have to take responsibility for my actions!

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:52pm.

Awwwww, spanks Whammy! It DOES mean something to know you guys and gals here care! Like I told KiKi, it was a looooong time ago, and I made it out and learned a valuable lesson.

I wish I had known you and KiKi and her 27 cousins back then.

Good on you for stepping in on that douche bag harassing that girl at the bar. The world would be a better place if there were more of you in it!

Good night!

((((((hugs)))))))) to all of you caring ho's and pimps here!

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Nite Evil!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:52pm.

Holy shit to your entire story, Whamo. That's another thing I miss about Boston. I NEVER was harassed by men because the second someone bothered me 2 cops, 7 construction workers and a few other well-wishers would appear out of NOWHERE and be all 'Is he bother you, Miss?' Sadly DC has terrible street harassment. People here are fucking freaks. I just go full-on Boston on their asses. My friend witnessed this and told me she was more afraid of me than the street harasser. I told if she was more afraid of me mouthing off to him than him pressing against her tits (I shit you not, broad daylight, outside a string of government offices) her priorities were straight up fucked.
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Gardening Girl's picture

Nite Evil!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Whamo's picture

Good night LS :)

@KiKi- That is my favorite part of the movie! Renner isn't gay, you don't need to fret! Internet rumors are so annoying! You are lucky to have those cousins, I tell you. LOL@ Boston Avengers!

HI GG AND WITHIN! *waves*

I'm calling it a night folks. Dallas finale tonight, in addition to not sleeping well last night, I actually had to *gasp* work today, which gave me the tireds!

NIGHT KIKI, and all you other lovelies!

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:19pm.
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ALL THIS!!!! It's one thing to have a debate it's quite another when one is simply looking for a fight just to be a cunt! As far as the EX goes I'm more than happy dropping fuckheads like that on their ass. Any guy that beats on his wife deserves it. I was at a bar one time years ago and I saw a guy wailing on his "girlfriend" I jumped out of my buddies car went over and pulled them apart. The guy kept swing at her so I punched him out right there and then. He was a bit of a big fucker but by the time we got into it there were some other guys there to help out had he got on me. As it turned out she didn't even know the guy, he was just harassing her in the bar as it turned out and then followed her outside. I don't want to sound like some tough guy I'm really not but I have absolutely no time when I see shit like that, I would have been happy to crank the guy for you EC! I'm sorry I know it doesn't mean much saying this now but there are a lot of guys that will help out anytime anywhere just know that.

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@ (((Whamo)))

Thank you. You are a very kind person, and what you said means a lot to me. You too, Within♥

Good night everybody. <3

Gardening Girl's picture

Everything seems to be ok - so far! Thanks WR. No I havent been into the pron...today.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:35pm.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:28pm."

I can't complain Evil. I had the office creeper saying something super creepy to me today. *Me, just a mere babe in the woods, minding her own business. Looking fierce as fuck in wide-legged, high waisted white pants and a printed blouse* Office creeper: a shorter, fatter, sadder, Chris Farrelly-type devoid of CF's wit.

OC: 'How many times a week do you to the gym?'

OK, so this is the part where the analytical part of my brain fucked me over. Me: 'What?' *realizes this is the part of the movie where the horror movie heroine realizes a window has been left open* 'I don't know' *starts to back away, curses self for wearing heels. Why can't I just be satisfied with being 5'9 in flats? Why do I have to push a good thing? GODDAMNIT*

OC: 'Like every day?'

Me: "Uh, yeah I guess' *Backing away*

I swear the hallway to the ladies room grew exponentially, horror movie style.

OC: 'It shows'
Me: *ABORT*
OC: 'What I'm trying to say is you look really good.'
Me: *looking for the nearest chemical shower*

BAAAARFFFF!!!

Regarding my 27 Irish cousins, when I saw 'The Town' with a few friends, they started screaming with laughter when Jeremy Renner (Rrowr. Please don't let the gay rumors be true.) says 'Who's car are we taking?' after Ben Affleck's character tells him they have to go fuck someone up. My friend kept shouting 'Your COUSINS! YOUR COUSINS!' while the other two howled with laughter. As I told him later, 'I wasn't being clever when I would say 'I'm going to call up my 27 Irish cousins and the only thing they will want to know is whose car are we taking?' That's like 'Avengers assemble' back in Boston'.

"Mmmmm Gary Oldman! As long as I have a face that man will always have a place to sit!" LOL forever GG. I broke down and watched 'The Scarlet Letter' (don't judge me). It sucked but Jesus fucking Christ, he was so sexy in it, I nearly passed out. I think I might have to rent it again. *shamefaced*
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GG's been into the porn sites, GG's been into porn sites. lol You still getting the errors?

EC, right on!

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Hey, thanks for that tip!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Mmmmm Gary Oldman! As long as I have a face that man will always have a place to sit!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:28pm.

LOL! I wish I knew you back when, because he needed a beating by 27 Irish cousins!. It's all good now though KiKi, I was young and dumb and learned from it. I'm no different from a lot of ladies on here who have had similar experiences with POS.

How are you this fine evening?

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:30pm.

I just dont get this computer voodoo...It said im ok. We'll see.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
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You might have to run a full scan which usually takes a couple of hours before you can be sure you're virus free. Try downloading the microsoft free essentials anti-virus software, it's better than AVG, Mcafee, Norton....almost everything but the real high end stuff...

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Gardening Girl's picture

I just dont get this computer voodoo...It said im ok. We'll see.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:19pm.

Evil - ignore Event Horizon. He/She is one step above a troll. I don't even bother reading his/her posts.

Also give me the name of your piece of shit ex. Me and my 27 Irish cousins will show up and show him what the fuck is what.
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