Wednesday, August 8th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Hillary Clinton Getting Down

Hillary Clinton instantly became the Secretary of Sweet Moves when she made Bill Clinton proud by dropping it low and riding that ass at party in Malawi, South Africa. Busting out moves like a geometry teacher at a high school dance, Hillary twerked it over to the dance floor and didn't back up when the singer Judith Sephuma gave her some booty to tame. Hillary didn't exactly tame that ass, but she surrendered and let the beat do with her body what it will. Skeet skeet!

The only way this magical moment could've been better is if halfway through, La Pequeña Hillary Clinton came on the scene and challenged Hillary Clinton to a drop-it-low-off:

Never EVER 4get La Pequeña!

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


WithinReason...'s picture

ESE, that's a good one! ♫♫♫....♫♫♫ perfect this time night! lololol

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:24pm.

yeah ive been busy perving away and ive put together a hot list of male olympians, and i will soon reveal it... *drum roll*

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Well that was a disappointment. I was waiting for Misty and Kerry to drop all pretense once and for all and just start hard core making out in the sand.

Good god my puppeh is annoying as hell. Eleven o'clock at nite and she howls like a wolf as an ambulance rolls by. Either that or she sees someone 100 yards away and goes woo WOOOOOOOOOOWOOFWOOFWOOF WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOWOOF WOOF WOOF. Drives me crazy sometimes, I can't leave her out at nite at all.

Really, I'm grateful but dayummm, chill out some.

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Yeah Within.. I was kinda bitchy this weekend.. So the smiles were on a short leash..:::grins.

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:24pm.

Oh yes I am watching "Honey Boo Boo"
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Pls, details tomorrow as those fking syndicates don't post the fking week's show until days later damnit. What iz need to know is if Boo's dad is really that block-headed. We'll go from there

=P {{Heks}}

ETA {{bambam; good to see you; nipple tweeks your way}}

Happy Thursday alll;out cold
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Submitted by C6 on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:21pm.

awwwwwwwwwwwww see that makes me sad.

i just dont like to see a fellow peen loving dlister miss out on dick posts :P

veryoldbat's picture

Hekki... They are doing an ultrasound for Chechen * nuggets...lmao.. OMG... Glitzy the pig is cute tho... Was cute...they gonna eat Glitzy... Noooooooooo!

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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@EC-
Don't worry about it and you have yourself a good night!

On another note...this a funny ass commercial...

http://youtu.be/JWD0wUmO8jk

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Night MTurtle :)

Veryoldbat, Oh we got a smile out of ya! Promising!

@Hekki, can't with the Honey Boo Boo's, the trailer is enough for me! *Bleurgh*

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((ESEEE and Everyone)( Out to; just staggering in

*leaves a p.noir

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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:25pm.
EsE .. Red Riding Hood helped ;)
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*tips hat*... glad to be of service!

see ya!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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just stopped in for a sec, folks... gotta go to do stuff... don't worry, "stuff" these days is pretty fucking boring!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpCV2wgoxC8

catch ya all later!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

WR, that's my philosophy as well, practice makes perfect, or at least makes it easier to not get the voms in front of 50 freshmen...and you will get there:)

Nite all, I have to get back into the 5am running routine and tomorrow morning will be here soon!

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@ Within. Waves and smiles..*. What was the name of the doc on the Whites of WV... Glued to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo... This is a train wreck but somehow I can't turn away.. Shame..

EsE .. Red Riding Hood helped ;)

Xo B

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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Oh yes I am watching "Honey Boo Boo" and that child is so awful. She's obnoxious. And why does she have all her baby teeth? She's probably developmentally delayed because of her mutant parents and their diet of total crap food.

And what a bunch of fatties. Not just the family, but the people in their town. Holy shit.

And stupid. The pregnant teenager didn't know what the word "abdomen" meant.

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LOOOPY, Peen talk doesn't start until you arrive! But MK don't care, it's peen peen peen on the brain with him 24/7! lolol

@Bambam, a summary... good stuff... more good stuff... serious stuff... GARY OLDMAN... GG said she'd sit on him... more stuff... Oh and Hillary dancing! You're up to speed now.

Night night GG!

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:19pm.

what no posts about olympics or peens whilst i was asleep???
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Close up of Gary Oldman's (trousered) peen in "The Scarlet Letter"-and bare ass----cheer ya up??? :D

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sleep sweetly, GG!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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@GG 'Nite!! You too.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:19pm.

what no posts about olympics or peens whilst i was asleep???
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Loop, if it makes you feel better my ass missed the whole rower erection shit when it unfolded yesterday or whenthefkever. Had a semi-orgaz seeing the second-hand erection a day late. fml

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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*

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what no posts about olympics or peens whilst i was asleep???

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nn GG

Gardening Girl's picture

nite all. have a lovely evening.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WithinReason...'s picture

LOL ESE, AAUUUUUUUU! That music catalogue in your head, is a treasure trove! Good to see ya here, when you think show up that is! *we'll save all THE "GOOD" POSTS for ya* hahaha

@MTurt, experience is experience! Good luck to you as well! Grad school is hard! *crossed fingers I get there!* ;)

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:09pm.

It was wrong of me to say what I said about your life. I apologize and took the posts down. Totally rude of me to have done that.

Let's just drop the subject, because it is just better we agree to disagree.

Have a good night.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:09pm.

Nite Kiki! Sweet Sexy Oldman dreams!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Hey hey Mani! How have you been?:D

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@EC

I don't think I'm better than anyone, I know I've done my fair share of shit and had my fair share of shit done to me. I know not every man who hits a woman is drunk or every car accident is a DUI.

What I'm saying is what separates someone who hits a woman who is under the influence different than someone who's not? Is a guy does it because he gets a kick out of it worse than the guy who does because he's drunk? To me, that answer is no. Alcohol, addiction...all that is just an excuse in my eyes. Should pussy flashing be excusable behavior? Of course not, but why is someone who flashes their pussy while rolling on the ground better than someone who does the same thing, only sober?

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"Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:02pm.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:58pm.

Oh yeah, way outclasses HasPenn and Ed Harris. The fact that he actually makes you feel sorry for the character Jackie, who really ain't worth a fuck as a person, and sad when he dies, is testament to how damned good an actor he really is."

Absolutely Kizzy. He was outstanding in that movie. I mean he's outstanding in pretty much everything but it was amazing that he gave such a fantastic performance so early in his career. He was also truly excellent in 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy'. He was so internal in the role.

Hills dorky moves cracked me up. Aw, she was trying.

Good night everyone. *prays for Gary Oldman sex dreams since last night I had a nightmare about a cabbie trying to strangle me.*
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Hi C6, as MK said, Hillary HAD SOME REALLY SWEET MOVES, like you wouldn't believe, too bad you can't see them! *I am joking* LOL, let's say I liked Judy the singer a lot, and we'll leave it at that! OK?

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Good luck WR! It's very difficult to do both, so more power to you! I am a graduate assistant, so anytime a professor needs to be absent they toss one of us in front of a class rather than cancel, so luckily its not an everyday thing lol...

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:59pm.
ESE, I trust you picked the REAL GOOD STUFF to read OF COURSE! Hi!
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hi, WR!

i read as much as my slow moving neurons could absorb in fifteen minutes(it was all so very enlightening, i tell ya!)and then i realized that it's music time... ah, music time... it's what makes everything all better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1rfY

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Hilarity Clinton...La Pequena for the win!

Good to see Murtle around again.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:01pm

It was. And it's easy to see why. He gave Sid depth as a human being, more IMO than actual Sid ever did.

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"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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MTurt, that's great. You got just a few weeks of fun to go, then it's back to hittin' the books. Did you say you teach too?

I'm taking a couple courses in the fall, I tried taking more and still work but it was HELLA HELLA hard! So we'll see how that goes! :)

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:58pm.

Oh yeah, way outclasses HasPenn and Ed Harris. The fact that he actually makes you feel sorry for the character Jackie, who really ain't worth a fuck as a person, and sad when he dies, is testament to how damned good an actor he really is.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:49pm.
What Kizzy, you didnt like TC's Stacey Jaxx???
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I can't wait to rent that one and smoke a big bowl and laugh at TC playing rock star.

Kizzy I think S & N was his big breakout roll wasn't it?

Can't see vid; did Hilary wear that fking banana clip? If so, we're done professionally.

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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*

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ESE, I trust you picked the REAL GOOD STUFF to read OF COURSE! Hi!

@EvilShoe, where'd you go?!!! Heeeellllloooo EvilShoeeeeeeeee.

@EC, I said hi a while back, but I think it got buried IN THE GOOD STUFF YOU ALL WERE READING! lololol

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:56pm.

Dude, it's totally a sin to burn cupcakes. :D

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

WR, I'm ok, thanks for asking:) just tired and counting down the days til the semester begins...I have literally dozens of books to read!

And you?

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:45pm.
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Well damn, glad you finally said so. You had me googling my ass off.

Evenin all. Can a brother get a synopsis of what's gone on in here?

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:49pm.

What Kizzy, you didnt like TC's Stacey Jaxx???
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Pttoie*spits on ground* What? What? That's dirt in yo mout' **sticks fingers in ears** NananananalalalalaneversangmyDefLeppardneversangmyDefLeppardnananananana

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Kiki....omg. The slore in me would even take sloppy seconds with him. He is hot as hell. Yummmmmmay.

Oh...and I meant 'Dracula' when I said 'IWAV.'

My brain got all goofy from the fantasies. :P

www.poopreport.com :)

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:56pm.

hiya/see ya, Cuppster!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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KiKi, I vaguely remember it... but all I can recall was not liking it very much. I'll need to revisit this because I'd forgotten he was in it! How could I, I know!? hahaha Yes, watch Prick Up Your Ears, it is excellent!

@Whamo, lol the girl remembered you! Not everyone helps, so of course she would. So lucky you ran into her!!

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Never mind.

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Sorry sorry - meant to say 'Dracula's not 'Interview with a vampire.'

Oh that makes sense! I wanted to rent it but it's on 'Long Wait' on Netflix. *Shakes fist*

GG - 'Lady, go back *waves gun* INSIDE!' HAHAH. He was so insane but on-point in that movie. Have you seen 'State of Grace'? It's not that good but he is amazing in it. Better than Sean Penn (hate that fucker, even if he is a good actor. Abusive prick.) and Ed Harris. Also, he looks like this: http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mo...

*Hi-fives Evil*

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:38pm.

I knew you were funny, I knew you were cool, but you just elevated it to TOTALLY SO ROCKS. Glad you met her again and got to know the whole deal. Rare to see of your caliber, period. **Hats off**raises glass**
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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LOL Mel-Tang, we knew you meant the one and only DRACULE, Dracula! He was the shit in that! Had to re-read the book after that!

@MTurt, How you been?

@Veryoldbat, hey there too!

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