Wednesday, August 8th 2012

Night Crumbs

Almost every picture of Ryan Lochte I see, I picture him saying JEAH! to himself in his head - Lainey Gossip

Annalynne McCord shows us that sometimes your mood calls for dressing like a Bon Jovi groupie circa 1996 - Hollywood Tuna 

The rest of the pictures from Jakey Gyllenhaal's Details spread make him look like a tortured Russian poet. James Franco is jealous. - The Berry 

Yes, Miley Cyrus is wearing jean panties - Drunken Stepfather

Glamberace's brows thank him for not frying their follicles off with bleach - Towleroad

The $390,000 Brad Pitt supposedly bought Angie Jo looks like it cost about as much as the Fossil watch my mom bought me from Mervyn's in the 7th grade - Celebitchy

Jennifer Garner won't let Ben Affleck turn her into a non-stop baby making machine - The Superficial 

Proof that a new season of Arrested Development is actually happening - Popsugar

Bret Easton Ellis is fucking his mouth with his foot again - OMG Blog

Stanley Tucci once again reminds me that he's not gay - ICYDK

Jean-Claude Van Damme is slowly morphing into the Belgian The Situation - Just Jared

Lisa Who-Hartwell aka Serious Businessman still exists - Crunk + Disorderly

And somewhere, a fairground stripper is like, "Bitch stole my look!" - Celebslam

Good news for straight dudes, lezzies and bis, Gillian Anderson is single again - Hollywood Rag

And Maru will file over a dozen copyright infringement lawsuits in 3..2... - Cityrag

Like this is going to happen - I'm Not Obsessed

This super chill assassination attempt victim is like a pre-surgery Kenny Rogers meets Kenny Powers meet a whole lot of weed - Videogum

Posted by: Michael K


fredfred's picture

with cell phones being the pocketwatch of the 21st century, who the fuck wears a watch anymore?

i love jen garner. love her.

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watching hardcore ufos

Daniee's picture

I wonder if it's true that Gillian Anderson has been living with D Duchoveney for the last 10 months???

I like Jakey G. He seems to have matured as an actor. He seems authentic. I do not believe at all that he is gay, but that is a predictable product of Brokeback where he was terrific!! Not that it matters one way or another. He seems to enjoy life.

snowpiece's picture

JEAH!

MK I know you love him too! that's why you are always posting his pic!

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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."