Night Crumbs

August 8, 2012 / Posted by:

Almost every picture of Ryan Lochte I see, I picture him saying JEAH! to himself in his head – Lainey Gossip

Annalynne McCord shows us that sometimes your mood calls for dressing like a Bon Jovi groupie circa 1996 – Hollywood Tuna 

The rest of the pictures from Jakey Gyllenhaal’s Details spread make him look like a tortured Russian poet. James Franco is jealous. – The Berry 

Yes, Miley Cyrus is wearing jean panties – Drunken Stepfather

Glamberace’s brows thank him for not frying their follicles off with bleach – Towleroad

The $390,000 Brad Pitt supposedly bought Angie Jo looks like it cost about as much as the Fossil watch my mom bought me from Mervyn’s in the 7th grade – Celebitchy

Jennifer Garner won’t let Ben Affleck turn her into a non-stop baby making machine – The Superficial 

Proof that a new season of Arrested Development is actually happening – Popsugar

Bret Easton Ellis is fucking his mouth with his foot again – OMG Blog

Stanley Tucci once again reminds me that he’s not gay – ICYDK

Jean-Claude Van Damme is slowly morphing into the Belgian The SituationJust Jared

Lisa Who-Hartwell aka Serious Businessman still exists – Crunk + Disorderly

And somewhere, a fairground stripper is like, “Bitch stole my look!” – Celebslam

Good news for straight dudes, lezzies and bis, Gillian Anderson is single again – Hollywood Rag

And Maru will file over a dozen copyright infringement lawsuits in 3..2… – Cityrag

Like this is going to happen – I’m Not Obsessed

This super chill assassination attempt victim is like a pre-surgery Kenny Rogers meets Kenny Powers meet a whole lot of weed – Videogum

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