Hot Slut Of The Day!
Disclaimer: Dlisted does not condone hitting the gas pedal hard when the police are trying to pull you over for speeding like you've got the dumb drunk spirits of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes running through your veins. Do not hit the gas pedal when the police are chasing you...unless you've got your titty balls out and are trying to get home to rub your bare titty balls all over your husband's naked body. That is a reasonable excuse!
After looking at Mandy Ramsey's greasy mug shot of glamour, you're probably guessing that she was put in handcuffs for unlawfully impersonating a Frances McDormand or for her uneven, raggedy eyebrow situation, but nope. This Florida flower's trip to the police station started when a Marion County deputy tried to pull her over for speeding on Highway 315 in a Ford F-250. With the siren blaring behind her, Mandy clipped an oak tree, said "eff off" to a stop sign by ignoring it and kept going. Because you can't outrun a horny Florida diamond with her nips out, the cops lost Mandy during the chase and had to call in a police copter.
The helicopter eventually spotted a Ford F-250 parked behind a mobile home and it had a broken passenger side mirror, so they knew they had their speeding beauty. When they finally found Mandy, she was leisurely swimming in her pool and told them why she didn't stop for them. Mandy said that she was topless and singing "I droooooooooove all night to fuck you," because she was trying to get home to surprise her husband. Being the demure lady that she is, Mandy didn't want the cops to see her half-naked body. The cops were not amused by the teacher assistant's excuse and she was arrested and charged with eluding law enforcement. Mandy was released after paying up her $5,000 bond.
Well, after a long search, it looks like our modern day Lady Godiva has been found. Riding topless in a Ford pick-up truck to get to your husband's peen IS the new riding naked on a horse to protest against raised taxes. All hail Lady Mandy!
via HuffPo
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Florida - place of my birth.
now you know why I ran as fast and as far away from that hillbilly hellhole the minute I hit 21 yrs. old.
whole damn state's full of them's crazy bitches...
This is why there are more stupid people than smart people; stupid people are more prolific breeders. Smart people, keep fuckin' and havin' them babies!
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wow, her FB page is completely public!
I'm embarrassed to say I looked at her pics! She has nice teeth, she smokes, loves her Bud Lite and is a little bit of a hillbilly but someone she knows has a nice home, deck and inground pool!
ETA, do her husband or small sons ever wear a shirt? They are constantly shirtless! Put a shirt on!
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Submitted by Kelly0213 on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:32am.
Okay so I looked at her FB page and she's totally normal - now I'm bored.
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I know, right ! :D takes a lot of the snark out of it.
Okay so I looked at her FB page and she's totally normal - now I'm bored.
She is pretty @wtf...let's send her friend requests! She had to get home to her cowboy!
I don't understand why she was driving around topless. She couldn't take her top off in the car right before she walked in the house?
*clutches pearls*
Marion County Florida?! Ha, that's my home town (don't judge me!). Nothing but old white people, crazy ass rednecks (see above ) horses and churches. And oh yea, John Travolta. This story solidifies why I left and never looked back LOL.
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Look up Mandy Ramsey Woodard on Facebook if you want to see her cleaned up.
Took a second glance and damnnn she do look like Frances in that Laurel canyon flick with Christian bale & Kate beckinsale iirc.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Hekki, the "pool" may have been formerly used as a hog trough. Or is that just here in Texas?
I agree, she looks good for Florida Standards. No offense to Floridians on here, i m just going be the usual suspects MK normally posts about...
She could do with a good facial first.
Uhhh yeah Florida & especially southFL in the dales area (fort& halan) home of some real tricky batshit kray mofos! Always something happening in FL.
Hahhahahaaaaa she told a stop sign to efffofffff lol m.k. too funny this early in the morning dude.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:52am.
I am sure it's one of those above ground deals that has the sides collapsing and more slime in it than water. Probably a lovely breeding ground for the West Nile virus.
i hope the other ladies in the county lock up weren't deprived of mandy's nipples while she waited to post bond...
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:55am.
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I was thinking the same thing, I'll bet she looks quite pretty all done up.
A comb a little lipstick and some foundation never hurt anyone.
I thought ever-one in Florida had a "car port". My Grammy did. A helicopter wouldn't have caught HER.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:49am.
Florida should be renamed Batshit Crazy. Because it's obvious every one there is.
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it's the muggy heat. does something to you. there a LOT of batshits in the Southern U.S.
not saying there aren't any up north. but there are proportionally more in the South. FLA seems to be a breeding ground for serial killers. :\
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:52am.
A trailer with a pool? It's an above-ground pool,
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It's really just a bathtub sitting on the front lawn but shhhh, don't tell the neighbours that, they think these people are all rich and shit!
eh. I've seen worse mugshots. she has nice features. I bet she cleans up nice. get some highlights in that hair. a little cosmetics. I'll be she's purdy.
Florida...Mobile Home...Drunk. I'm sorry I'm finding this HARD to believe!!! Surly there must be some sort of mistake!
A trailer with a pool? I am unfamiliar with the ways of the trailer-dwelling, but this struck me as odd. It's an above-ground pool, I assume.
And people have some balls on them. It would never occur to me to try to outrun a cop. For speeding.
Go Mary! So she has a pool in the backyard of her trailer then & was she skinny dipping? Hope so.
Florida should be renamed Batshit Crazy. Because it's obvious every one there is.
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