Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 8, 2012 / Posted by:

Disclaimer: Dlisted does not condone hitting the gas pedal hard when the police are trying to pull you over for speeding like you’ve got the dumb drunk spirits of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes running through your veins. Do not hit the gas pedal when the police are chasing you…unless you’ve got your titty balls out and are trying to get home to rub your bare titty balls all over your husband’s naked body. That is a reasonable excuse! 

After looking at Mandy Ramsey’s greasy mug shot of glamour, you’re probably guessing that she was put in handcuffs for unlawfully impersonating a Frances McDormand or for her uneven, raggedy eyebrow situation, but nope. This Florida flower’s trip to the police station started when a Marion County deputy tried to pull her over for speeding on Highway 315 in a Ford F-250. With the siren blaring behind her, Mandy clipped an oak tree, said “eff off” to a stop sign by ignoring it and kept going. Because you can’t outrun a horny Florida diamond with her nips out, the cops lost Mandy during the chase and had to call in a police copter.

The helicopter eventually spotted a Ford F-250 parked behind a mobile home and it had a broken passenger side mirror, so they knew they had their speeding beauty. When they finally found Mandy, she was leisurely swimming in her pool and told them why she didn’t stop for them. Mandy said that she was topless and singing “I droooooooooove all night to fuck you,” because she was trying to get home to surprise her husband. Being the demure lady that she is, Mandy didn’t want the cops to see her half-naked body. The cops were not amused by the teacher assistant’s excuse and she was arrested and charged with eluding law enforcement. Mandy was released after paying up her $5,000 bond.

Well, after a long search, it looks like our modern day Lady Godiva has been found. Riding topless in a Ford pick-up truck to get to your husband’s peen IS the new riding naked on a horse to protest against raised taxes. All hail Lady Mandy!

via HuffPo

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