Thursday, August 9th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 8th!
Don't argue with me, Michele Bachmann! Nail-polish remover removes anything. And if you kept your foot out of your mouth this wouldn't keep happening. - TexnDoc
Runners-up:
Katie Holmes' Scientology deprogramming sessions are going just fine, thank you for asking. - MissS
Alcohol clearly lowers your inhibitions, improving your chances of getting some croc. - holly-o
Not to be ignored, Joan Rivers camps out in front of the local Costco, offering free samples of the approximate taste her new book leaves in your mouth. - GingeMinge
via Izismile (Thanks, Ben)
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this is the only way you can get Michael K anywhere NEAR a Croc sandal.
nill
Courtney Love finally succeeds in showing Frances Bean how to party like a trailer park rock star.
Eunice this is how a cuntry girl gets ready for her date with Randy Travis.
A boot to the face, a quart of booze and a gulping redhead.....its a Lohan.......
Courtney Love finally shows Frances Bean how to party like a trailer park rock star.
The Kathie Lee Gifford Happy Hour inspires everyone to put their foot in their mouth.
Even Reba McIntyre needs a little Go Go Juice to help hit the high notes...
Dina shows LiLo how a Dirty Martini is really done.
Not to be ignored, Joan Rivers camps out in front of the local Costco, offering free samples of the approximate taste her new book leaves in your mouth.
Courtney Love helps Kstew relax after a long day of home wrecking.
Thankfully her heart-shaped box had nothing to do with this part.
Following on the heels of 'Lez and Dick', Lindsay auditions for the 'The Stinky Shoe Diaries'.
Reba McEntire tries yet another crazy "cure" to fix that crossed eye.
Family BBQ at the lohans. Dessert was a coke decorated mirrored tray. Classy
Seeing the excellent lift job she did on her own neck, Melanie Griffith is now Botoxing all her friends lips.
Courtney Love's first day working at Payless Shoes did not go well
Madonna really wanted to put her foot up Elton's ass, but settled for his other hole that spews shit.
Fungal Juice
The John Travolta:"One part dirt, two parts taint sweat from a local masseuse, one part vodka that hit it's peak back in 1995, and a pinch of denial"
Not a caption, just an observation: SCARY!!
Praise Jesus they used a towel, otherwise her dignity would be out the window of the double wide.
The lesser known Sandals Resort located in Eastern Kentucky.
The CDC releases a photo of Patient Zero in the foot-in-mouth disease outbreak.
No, I actually do not want to see a video where White Oprah waterboards Marilu Henner, but thanks for asking.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
.....And then the next thing we knew, Randy Travis was comin' around the corner in his 1998 Trans-Am...
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Croc bong; Ur doin' it rong.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Randy Travis unveils the video for his new single, a remake of 'Popov A Top'.
Kathie Lee learns that a little booze eases that foot into your mouth a lot easier.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
The June 2012 Popov ($8.99/750 ml) features an austere grassy edge matched by ripe jam, while enjoying fleshier after-tones.
Courtney Love and Lindsey Lohan experiment with new Vodka flavors
See?? Because of the heatwave I was in the park to give drink to the HOMELESS with Popov using my SHOE. SEE???
After years of training and perfecting her sport Tara Reid gets work hosting the 2016 Olympic Games.
The theme of Miley's bachelorette party was "Elegance and Grace".
Another warm bonding moment between White Oprah and Lindsay.
Promoters told Kylie Minogue that, to have a hit in the U.S., she would have to make a video suitable for Bible Belt fans.
The beginning of all Lindsay's problems was when the doctor told Dina to stop breast feeding and put her on the bottle.
Lohan and Lady Gaga reunite for another girls night out at the Crocs gifting suite in Hell. Sadly, Blahna DelRay had a previous commitment.
Miz Manners' Kentucky School of Etiquette - always wear a bib when you're sucking down shots off of Billy Bob's muddy flip flop.
Dina and Lindsay had to improvise since they dont have champagne and glass slipper kind of money anymore.
Once again, Ramona proves that drinking too much causes her to put her foot in her mouth
How moonshine is REALLY distilled.
Not a caption either, but b....perhaps the dirt is on the botom of the shoe like salt...so she can lick it. just a really disgusting thought I thought I would share. Have fun with that tiny teaspoon of vom in your froat.
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
Lawdy, Bessie Lou done turn 15 and got kids. Bout time we learn her how to drank.
And if you drink from bottle again, I will use my Ugg!
Tender family moments....Courtney showing Frances Bean how to really celebrate her 15th birthday.
aautepminer
Ahhh, I see that Ali Lohan's debutante pictures finally got developed!
When rednecks eat Sole Food.......
The only thing sadder than Gitte passing out in the park with a bottle of bottom shelf was the croc-luge she made with her "fans" to empty the thing
Katie Holmes' Scientology deprogramming sessions are going just fine, thank you for asking.