The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 8th!
Don't argue with me, Michele Bachmann! Nail-polish remover removes anything. And if you kept your foot out of your mouth this wouldn't keep happening. - TexnDoc
Katie Holmes' Scientology deprogramming sessions are going just fine, thank you for asking. - MissS
Alcohol clearly lowers your inhibitions, improving your chances of getting some croc. - holly-o
Not to be ignored, Joan Rivers camps out in front of the local Costco, offering free samples of the approximate taste her new book leaves in your mouth. - GingeMinge
via Izismile (Thanks, Ben)