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The Cyrus family celebrates Miley's engagment

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No caption, but I think I dated this girl back in the 1970s.

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Paris and Nicky Hilton keep trying to be relevant again.

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Miley and Liam's engagement party pictures finally leaked. Trisha was especially excited!

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

Madonna and Debi Mazar are letting off a little steam this summer...

*footwear-to-face/mouth phobia here; fking can't*
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Refusing to be outdone by Cindy McCain at Sturgis, Ann Romney agrees to deliver vodka shots out of her thong. Clearly, there was a miscommunication.

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