For Why?!?
I just gave birth to a trio of fuckyous for the three of you hateful bitches who sent this to me and then I gave birth to a fuckme for pressing play on this musical abortion of a song even though I knew it would be the worst thing that happened to my ears.
Since I only fill my head with television programs of the highest cultural quality (examples: Bad Girls Club Mexico and Hollywood Exes), I don't watch Teen Mom at all. So I don't know if Farrah Abraham is the one who turned her baby's bottle into a meth pipe or if she's the one who got her baby's water wings surgically shoved into her chest. I don't know, but now I do know Farrah Abraham as the tone deaf trick who's responsible for making ears barf out buckets of blood.
I know I exaggerate about everything, but I'm not exaggerating about this. It's like Farrah was taking a bath in battery acid when somebody threw a plugged-in synthesizer into the tub and recorded her electrocuted screams. If you took a scratched Crystal Castles CD, put it into a factory-defected Discman, pressed play and then tossed it into a garbage disposal, it would sound like this song. It really is like an auto-tuned massacre.
Recently, I made the biggest mistake of my life (next to listening to this) by getting Zoom whitening. If you've never gotten Zoom, don't do it. Just rinse your mouth with Clorox like a sane person. During the 12 hours after I got that teeth torture treatment, it felt like my teeth were strapped to tiny electrical chairs. Out of nowhere, I'd get these "zings" that felt a million times worse than chewing on a ball of foil. You'd hear Farrah's song if you held a stethoscope up to one of my teeth as it ZINGED out. What I'm trying to say is I'd rather get Zoom whitening on my ass lips than listen to this piece of shit song again.
I totally sold this song to you, right? Enjoy!
via InTouch
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Hi Whamo! Nice to see your (David Bowie) face!
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Dark-sided!
I'd rather sit through "COP ROCK" re-runs than watch any of the Reality shit on TV! :)
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
And I hate myself for saying this, but this shit makes Rebecca Black sound like Celine Dion.
*barfs*
I love Sophia, tho EC, so cute!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
SHUT UP SNOWY!
*turns on CSI reruns*
Why is she wearing a tent fly?
Is she trying to make some sort of pro camping statement?
Should auto-tune be used the whole song? l-m-a-o (still sounds better than DelTaco)
MK, WHAT IS UP WITH YO TEEFS? You been working on them all year! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM? You need a lovely teeth wig to hide all your sins! Put it on when you go out and STOP all this mouth torture?!
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M.E. no one wants to watch that shit! LOL
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Did someone's cassette tape get stuck in a blender?
She is an ugly beast too, and I posted that once on MTV's web site and about 200 angry Farrah fans demanded me to be banned and all proclaimed "SHE'S A MODEL, BITCH!". LOL!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 2:20pm.
OMG the song sucks! LOL
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What,? this POS will probably become "the most downloaded tune in the history of the universe" or some shit like that. LOL!!!
*shakes head and thinks pop music might just be dead forever*
When is a TV network going to reward me with millions of dollars for being an educated, hard working, responsible, married mother of two, struggling to fucking pay my bills?
*chucks monitor out window*
OMG the song sucks! LOL
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 2:15pm.
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Hey there stranger, don't I know you!!?? :P
people who watch Teen Mom, come on in here, we can talk freely, all the "I'm too good for this shit" people went to watch reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond, or whatever it is THEY watch on tv
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
ok, so she's trying to become the female Wm Hung. got it.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Who?
With auto tune ANYFUCKINGONE can become a "singer". Fuck this shit.
*follows Lucy*
Can't the autotune just sing by itself? It would sound more human than this.
Also, I hate you Cher, for popularizing this shit.
Holy shit balls, hey can you crank the Auto-Tune to 11!!!? What there's a 12 on your unit,, cool!
domo arigato mr roboto
I'd love to hear her sing this one acoustically Bawahaaaaa!!!
Oh my God.
What the hell was that?
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Dark-sided!
I don't know who the hell most "famous" people are these days. REALITY TV FUCKING SUCKS ASS. BRING BACK REAL TALENT to fame. Please?
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
*exits with Lucy and pinches her ass on the way out*
Ok I'm officially done with this world. God, please press the self destruct button please and thank you.
Don't know who or what the fuck this is and don't plan to educate myself.
*exits*