Tuesday, August 7th 2012

QOTD: Gavin Rossdale Likes Gwen Stefani Better When She's Painted Up

When Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were together, they'd sometimes wake up next to each other and just as the sun hit his SANS FARDS face, she'd say to him, "You look so much prettier without all that make-up on your face." But those words will never fall out of Gavin Rossdale's mouth, because he likes his wife Gwen Stefani more when she looks like a foundation stick with eyes and red lips. Gwen told Harper's Bazaar (via UsWeekly) that she's usually got face pores full of slap (Yes, I typed "slap" and yes, I've been reading from the Southern Memaw's Dictionary again) and her husband loves her like that:

"I've always been a girl who loves to dress up. I already put my makeup on twice today: I put it on to take my kid to school, and then I went home, washed my face, and put it on again to have lunch with you. I like to make my husband like me more. And he likes it when I'm wearing makeup."

"And then sometimes, when I've got a bunch of make-up on, he calls me Marilyn. Then he tells me to put on a strap-on and slap his ass cheeks with it. It's weird, but whatever. I do it, because I like to make my husband like me more."

Here's more of Gwen in Bazaar looking like a Hostess Sno-Ball and pictures of her with waterproof Xtina face while hanging out with Gavin at the beach in Palm Beach, FL yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


Whamo's picture

" I like to make my husband like me more"
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Show him your bank balance, I'm sure he'll be crazy about you all over again.

Gardening Girl's picture

I loves dem pink shoes though.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WithinReason...'s picture

I don't recall what she looks like sans fards but Gavin's looking fine sans shirt! And if he wants to stay married, he'll say he likes her exactly as she is 24/7: Painted Up! No surprise there OLOL

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Gardening Girl's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:35pm.

"faux ska 40 something punky mess"
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THIS!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

fredfred's picture

and quit bleaching and coloring childrens' hair for fucks sake.

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Tammy Faye Baker was the same way. Shellac on her face from dawn until dusk and dusk until dawn.

chinlee3's picture

^URS, and your hubbie too.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Her husband is gayer than honey nut Cheerios .

Gardening Girl's picture

Thank you Gavin!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Kizzy's picture

Damn, I'm all for keeping the home fires burning, but the emphasis is on HOME. I'm me, bitch, and my husband thinks I'm hot in jammies or dolled up. I think the trick is, he's supposed to like you for yourself. SMH

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IrishFury's picture

For all her strut, pout and pose, I have always thought she has the confidence of a 12 year old wearing coke bottle glasses and braces. To be constantly tarted up and wearing costumes instead of clothes - even at the kids park or taking them to school, shows it's all about her and not them. All about her near 20 year old image and her lack of any kind of real confidence as who she is as a person, wife, mom - not this faux ska 40 something punky mess.

LMAO at the fake Marilyn quote!

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fredfred's picture

if you live in malibu, why you vacationing in palm
beach?

if you want to make your husband like you more, marriage: you're doing it wrong.

gwen needs to discover her age and just stop it.
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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Heavens knows what she looks like without makeup, so good call Gavin.

(she's still a boss bitch though)

Fleass's picture

She looked much prettier in the Underneath it All video when she was more natural.