QOTD: Gavin Rossdale Likes Gwen Stefani Better When She's Painted Up
When Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were together, they'd sometimes wake up next to each other and just as the sun hit his SANS FARDS face, she'd say to him, "You look so much prettier without all that make-up on your face." But those words will never fall out of Gavin Rossdale's mouth, because he likes his wife Gwen Stefani more when she looks like a foundation stick with eyes and red lips. Gwen told Harper's Bazaar (via UsWeekly) that she's usually got face pores full of slap (Yes, I typed "slap" and yes, I've been reading from the Southern Memaw's Dictionary again) and her husband loves her like that:
"I've always been a girl who loves to dress up. I already put my makeup on twice today: I put it on to take my kid to school, and then I went home, washed my face, and put it on again to have lunch with you. I like to make my husband like me more. And he likes it when I'm wearing makeup."
"And then sometimes, when I've got a bunch of make-up on, he calls me Marilyn. Then he tells me to put on a strap-on and slap his ass cheeks with it. It's weird, but whatever. I do it, because I like to make my husband like me more."
Here's more of Gwen in Bazaar looking like a Hostess Sno-Ball and pictures of her with waterproof Xtina face while hanging out with Gavin at the beach in Palm Beach, FL yesterday.
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@GG Night!
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
night night GG
Nite all!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
It must be exhausting to be married to someone who's overall prettier and sexier than you--and granted, I do think she's good-looking. Gavin wanting her to look like a drag queen all the time certainly doesn't help with the gay rumors.
Lame.
"I'm just a girl in the world"
Whamo, does that mean you won't pull a Henrik? :( I think you were joshing that a regular guy doesn't get noticed! :p IF was even summoning you with her singing eyes! Lol
Glad you had such a fun weekend!
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Aw come on! Oh course I love my whamalamadingdong!!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:33am.
@ Spider, glad you had a great weekend, mine was nice I stayed in town though instead of fighting the long weekend traffic by going up north! A couple of BBQ and my buddies lent me his GSXR 600 for an hour or so, I forgot what it was like doing about 220Kph
Lol, my buddies were laughing their asses of I was so jacked by the time I got back:D
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Oh wow, sounds like fun! 220kph? translate for a dumb american broad will ya? mph? That's a powerful bike yes? How's the foot btw? I haven't been on the back of a bike in ages, never had the balls to drive one myself, so just a passenger, cling-like-a-barnacle type here, haha.
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@ Spider, glad you had a great weekend, mine was nice I stayed in town though instead of fighting the long weekend traffic by going up north! A couple of BBQ and my buddies lent me his GSXR 600 for an hour or so, I forgot what it was like doing about 220Kph
Lol, my buddies were laughing their asses of I was so jacked by the time I got back:D
@ Reason, oh now I see what you're talking about, WTF is "up" with that!!! Nothing like having an unwanted BONER with a 20 million people staring at your junk! Lmao!!!
@ Stoney, yeeeaa!!, I was getting the major sads thinking maybe you didn't like me anymore:( lol :) :D :P
I miss THAT Gwen too, Chaylo! :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, that's pretty bad ass! I loved her back then, with her clunky shoes and chola look.
Sadly, this isn't the Gwen I loved back in my youth. It's damn shame what she puts her name on now, especially for someone who rocked Dickies and wife beaters with red lipstick.
humans_of_the_earth, you had me snort really loud! My husband asked what's wrong!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:04am.
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So glad you're on this Bambam! One could lose track with so many events! *looking them up now* hahah ;p
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LaChaylo, this bitch used to shop at the same thrift stores as my sister and I. Now she is hawking $300 cardies at Nordstrom! She can kiss my ass.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I will say it again. I miss Tragic Kingdom Gwen when she didn't take herself seriously as some wannabe high-fashion guru. She was just a girl from Orange County who was having fun.
Then she got with this insufferable douche, and it has to be a fashion show every damn day.
Jesus, these two. Gavin: I haz dumbface. Gwen: i wants MOAR LIKING.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:55pm
lol women are supposed to look sexy, embrace the curves, get the girls out, show the sexy shoulders, legs, ankles.
not hide it in some big ass curtain glued with glitter, rhinestones.
Gavin R. is *so* fucking gay.
She's doing it for her son?
Oh.
*goes to hell*
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Oh. Withy, you have GOT to see the men's high bar. The guy from Germany is absolutely amazing, his routine is unbelievable. And that's BEFORE the guy from the Netherlands performs. Wow, just wow.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
I agree Loopy. I love clothes BUT when some creations look like crack pipe dreams and are called avant garde or edgey, I just shake my head and say no thank you.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Stoney, I can't hate on that woman, she's doing it for love of the sport and for her son's health, which brings up a pet peeve about the Olympics nowadays.
It used to be they had more human interest stories about athletes other than our own.
I'm not against nationalism but the Olympics are about the world getting together, having their best compete, people realizing their dreams, spotlighting champions in sports we didn't have athletes in, mushy stuff like that.
Now it's not so much anymore. Sads.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:50pm.
LOL i love dress ups, but gay guys gotta stop making ladies look like race town county horses or broke ass carmen miranda.
I like to make my husband like me more. And he likes it when I'm wearing makeup."
aaand those words will never fall out of my mouth. Barely wore makeup all summer and mine is okay with that. Poor Gwen.
Preach Loopy! Preach!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I have a dream...that one day women will wake up from listening to gay stylists at harpar bazaar who tell them that looking like a broke down carmen miranda is "hiiiiiiigh fassshuuunnn"
aw, I love Gwen. I hate that she dyes Kingston's hair, and I think that kid is going to be one cocky asshole as he grows up, but I have a soft spot in my heart for her.
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
Bam, did you like the hot butt action on the 37 year old german vaulter? *snort* What a princess she is!
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Bambam, just give warning next time! Lol
Both gals and guys been very nice today!
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This bitch needs some fat in her face. Her face now looks like it was caught in a vice.
@ stoney,
I'll say no more. I'm only in it for the hot athletic butt action on the wimmens who're of age, mind you.
I can look at the girl's gymnastics with some degree of knowledge about the sport......unless they're over 18, then hot butt observation gets equal consideration.
Hey Withy, just recalling this glorius day in wimmen's Olympics, nice butts in all fields of play. Stoney, where do you live?
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Twatty, you still here?!?!? Hunky Gavin is here right? olol
@spider3, me too! hehehe
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@ Within - nice you got some friends to help with your outside projects, they're always a pain in the heat. I loathe yard work here. I live in a high desert area and it's a pain in the ass to get anything to grow here.
@bambam - seriously? I would have told them to stfu, lol.
@scott - I do think they're a really nice looking couple, lovely looking family. Some pics I've seen with the two of them they look very happy together. I just don't understand the need for full make-up at the beach, but that's me. ;-)
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I mean, why won't that fucker go to bed!!!!!
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Bambam, you too? What did you say about testi-what? Are you shirking butt patrol and giving out spoilers!
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Omg nooooooooo!!! I had both the team finals and all around ruined by the huffington post fb feed. I don't think I can take anymore!!!
*peaks through fingers*
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Hey hey hey, Scott in NYC? Say again? lol
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@ stoney,
I apologize hon but we've been talking about them on and off so I figured most already know the results.
Do ya wanna know who won floor? Do ya? Do ya? ;)
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*covers ears*
Lalalalalalala!!!!!!I hate bambam!!!!
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Awesome spider3! Water sports are so much fun! But you do have to be careful with the sun, bet it was so relaxing, right? You need to go longer next time, at least a week or two!
Have been SO procrastinating on some work on the yard and deck... couldn't get motivated... but it worked out because we got friends to come over and help and it got done in a day, YAY! YAY! YAY for procrastination! Hahaha
OnT: Gwen and Gavin, I'm impressed they've stuck it out this long and the both still look great! ;p
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Nothing but critics on here. Gwen is awesome and cool. She can do no wrong IMO. Her husband is hot, too!
Hahaha, some guy sitting behind Aly Raisman's parents told the dad to sit down when he cheered on Aly. What a doofus.
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Gooooooood I can't even come to dlisted and not get gymnastics spoilers!!!!!!!!
*sits in a dark corner with no computer until the canadian goes to bed and I can watch the floor x finals*
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sonah22, yes I know I am lucky. I wouldnt trade that ginge for anyone or anything in this world!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Stoney -- was Gavin super gorgeous in person? Did he give off a ghey vibe to you? Just curious, because you had me at fuck eyes, LOL!
Honestly, I would not want to see Gwen without makeup; I would imagine it's a rather scary sight. I also believe in never being seen without my makeup in front of my man. Call me vain or insecure (or both), but he's come close a few times. One of these days I'll let him see me without, but I better have a smidge of concealer on and some eyebrow powder on.
Well today was an olympic butt patrol bonanza, I been dry fapping so much the testickles done shut down.
Just finished watching Jordan Weiber on the floor exercise, all I can say is I hope they stop talking about her being denied her chance.
She flopped when it came time to put up or shut up, she's had a good career nontheless.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:51pm.
Her marriage sounds exhausting. You don't write some needy stage 5 clinger crap like Return to Saturn and then marry the guy. Must suck to be Gwen but I guess she'll do anything to keep her crappy marriage to her gay husband (I mean she's put up with it for this long).
Underneath all that rah, rah girl power she's always given quotes that lead me to believe she'd be happiest living in some 1950's Stepford life. Feminist she ain't.
--Yep, Gwen has stated time and again in interviews that all she ever wanted was to get married and be a wife. I think she wants both, as evidenced by her career, but romance wise, she doesn't have the stamina to date like other girls do. I think Gavin was only the 2nd guy she's been with. I love that "Bathwater" song though. "Simple Kind of Life," however, can kiss my ass.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:32pm.
WR, no! He told me to flash him! :O
--You lucky lady you! Sounds like a dream man to me :P
*cries and screams I love you whamo*
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