When Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were together, they’d sometimes wake up next to each other and just as the sun hit his SANS FARDS face, she’d say to him, “You look so much prettier without all that make-up on your face.” But those words will never fall out of Gavin Rossdale’s mouth, because he likes his wife Gwen Stefani more when she looks like a foundation stick with eyes and red lips. Gwen told Harper’s Bazaar (via UsWeekly) that she’s usually got face pores full of slap (Yes, I typed “slap” and yes, I’ve been reading from the Southern Memaw’s Dictionary again) and her husband loves her like that:
“I’ve always been a girl who loves to dress up. I already put my makeup on twice today: I put it on to take my kid to school, and then I went home, washed my face, and put it on again to have lunch with you. I like to make my husband like me more. And he likes it when I’m wearing makeup.”
“And then sometimes, when I’ve got a bunch of make-up on, he calls me Marilyn. Then he tells me to put on a strap-on and slap his ass cheeks with it. It’s weird, but whatever. I do it, because I like to make my husband like me more.”
Here’s more of Gwen in Bazaar looking like a Hostess Sno-Ball and pictures of her with waterproof Xtina face while hanging out with Gavin at the beach in Palm Beach, FL yesterday.