Tuesday, August 7th 2012

Night Crumbs

In 30 years when we're all thinking about the 2012 Summer Olympics, we probably won't remember Michael Phelps winning his 22nd medal or dumb bitches getting on Gabby Douglas' hair, but we will remember how the entire Internet wondered whether or not American rower Henrik Rummel's crotch oar was in the fuck-ready position or the pee-ready position during the medal ceremony.   - OMG Blog

Gawker goes that Pulitzer by interviewing Henrik Rummel about BONERGATE. But Gawker really should've interviewed the star of all of this: Henrik's peen - Gawker

Kelly Taylor looks...well...damn...at least those bejeweled grenade earrings are sort of cute? - Lainey Gossip

Jake Gyllenhaal's current beard might be the longest beard relationship he's ever had. One for the beard record books - Towleroad

Choupette Lagerfeld finally gets her own magazine spread - Celebitchy

That hair makes Miley Cyrus look like Henery Hawk in drag - Drunken Stepfather

That moment when a broke ass Johnny Depp look-alike gets touched by EEElegance - Hollywood Tuna 

Sports Illustrated: Meth Faces in Swimsuits Edition - The Superficial 

Sofia Vergara's faux baby bump still looks more realistic than Beyonce's - Popsugar

Penny Cruz's sister posing in lingerie on the Saw set, because it's Tuesday and why not? - Popoholic

That touching, beautiful moment when one of Wonky McValtrex's victims realize that a mutant strain of the herp is eating his peen - ICYDK

C.C. Babcock is a silver fox now - The Berry 

The tang is overflowing thanks to this extra special picture of Fist Brown - Crunk + Disorderly

Oh please, you know Kanye West's pet name for his b-hole is "Perfect Bitch" - SOW

If you're thinking that Mila Kunis is looking a little bloated, you'd be bloated too if you were sucking out hot farts from Ashton Kucher's peen hole - Cityrag

Please tell me Stuart Smalley is Katie Holmes' confidence coach - I'm Not Obsessed

RiRi got dropped by Nivea, but I'm sure Thunderbird vodka will pick her up in no time - Hollywood Rag 

Zac Efron, wipe that mascara stache from your upper lip and get back to being the pretty pretty princess we all know and love - Just Jared

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Nanners's picture
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 6:00pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:26pm.

I am in love with Choupette Lagerfeld. Vive la Choupette!!!
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Me too. I need a Choupette shirt, bag and cat carrier NOW!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

Twat Muffin's picture
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:56pm.

I am in love with Choupette Lagerfeld. Vive la Choupette!!!

Lucifer_Sam's picture
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:56pm.

Hahaha, Bendy ;-)

fredfred's picture
Submitted by fredfred on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:50pm.

has anyone else noticed the american diver's package? dumais, i think is his name. jesus. even my husband wondered aloud how the fuck he managed to get that mess around and then vertical.

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watching hardcore ufos

Bigbendy's picture
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:49pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:07pm.
Not as hot as our British dicks, sorry!
 Lucy, the only Btitish dick I'm familiar with is the Gandy man so feel free to educate me please;-)

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:48pm.

That picture is fabulous. Yay, Olympic athletic fashions designers!

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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:37pm.

Not as hot as our British dicks, sorry!

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:36pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:03pm.
To be honest, I am NOT turned on by stupid boners on men I am not involved with.

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LMAO!!!!!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:35pm.

Methface in a swimsuit is just so nasty. She reminds me of Selma on The Simpsons who Sideshow Bob told : "Selma, I know kissing you would be like kissing some heavenly ashtray, but...."

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:34pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:01pm.
HOLY PEEN!

M.E., jinxie. Haha. Great minds and all that or gutter minds.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:33pm.

To be honest, I am NOT turned on by stupid boners on men I am not involved with.

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Submitted by Wanted on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:33pm.

OMGWTFBBQCHICKENBISCUIT!!!!! I love The Nanny!

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:32pm.

Holy swinging peen batman said to robin. This, this is why I LOVE THE OLYMPICS,!
I wish we had the Olympics everyday .

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:31pm.

HOLY PEEN!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:30pm.

YES! I like you too!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:29pm.

Jennie Garth looks too thin. But I am jealous

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Submitted by rnydaygrl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:27pm.

wow ..ready ready ready

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