Night Crumbs
In 30 years when we're all thinking about the 2012 Summer Olympics, we probably won't remember Michael Phelps winning his 22nd medal or dumb bitches getting on Gabby Douglas' hair, but we will remember how the entire Internet wondered whether or not American rower Henrik Rummel's crotch oar was in the fuck-ready position or the pee-ready position during the medal ceremony. - OMG Blog
Gawker goes that Pulitzer by interviewing Henrik Rummel about BONERGATE. But Gawker really should've interviewed the star of all of this: Henrik's peen - Gawker
Kelly Taylor looks...well...damn...at least those bejeweled grenade earrings are sort of cute? - Lainey Gossip
Jake Gyllenhaal's current beard might be the longest beard relationship he's ever had. One for the beard record books - Towleroad
Choupette Lagerfeld finally gets her own magazine spread - Celebitchy
That hair makes Miley Cyrus look like Henery Hawk in drag - Drunken Stepfather
That moment when a broke ass Johnny Depp look-alike gets touched by EEElegance - Hollywood Tuna
Sports Illustrated: Meth Faces in Swimsuits Edition - The Superficial
Sofia Vergara's faux baby bump still looks more realistic than Beyonce's - Popsugar
Penny Cruz's sister posing in lingerie on the Saw set, because it's Tuesday and why not? - Popoholic
That touching, beautiful moment when one of Wonky McValtrex's victims realize that a mutant strain of the herp is eating his peen - ICYDK
C.C. Babcock is a silver fox now - The Berry
The tang is overflowing thanks to this extra special picture of Fist Brown - Crunk + Disorderly
Oh please, you know Kanye West's pet name for his b-hole is "Perfect Bitch" - SOW
If you're thinking that Mila Kunis is looking a little bloated, you'd be bloated too if you were sucking out hot farts from Ashton Kucher's peen hole - Cityrag
Please tell me Stuart Smalley is Katie Holmes' confidence coach - I'm Not Obsessed
RiRi got dropped by Nivea, but I'm sure Thunderbird vodka will pick her up in no time - Hollywood Rag
Zac Efron, wipe that mascara stache from your upper lip and get back to being the pretty pretty princess we all know and love - Just Jared
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Those Lindsay Lohan poolside pics are gross. She's covered with bruises. She looks dirty. Her boobs look as flat as her ass. The freckled bikini area...The filthy finger in mouth....Just ewwwwww.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Don't all guys get a small boner in the sun due to their peen blood vessels dilating? That's what my boyfriend told me. Gawker's interview is hilarious. Lucky girlfriend!
Also, why don't they wear regular shorts over the spandex to collect their medals? The swimmers do it. They ALL have bulges showing.
Kelly looks like crap. I don't care how depressed I get, I'm too vain to let myself look like shit. Especially if some asshole just cheated on me.
So, if it's this big from a little bit of pride and excitement from winning, imagine how big it is when fully engorged?
Really thick ones scare me.
Count me in the Choupette fan club.
Vive la Choupette!
Mel-Tang ;)
GG, dirty girl!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Bulge-a-licious!
Take note George Costanza. No shrinkage if your in a boat.
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 9:11pm.
Whatever, man. Says a lot about you that instead of clarifying my position, perhaps giving me benefit of the doubt as someone who has reached out to you several times in the past when you were having problems, you jumped to your shitty conclusion that I've been secretly hiding my ignorance behind "caustic" posts.
Re: Gabby Douglas. There was a piece on Jezebel about it. Everyone was rabid. It was mayhem.
I never noticed her hair until I read the comment. Even if I did, I wouldn't have the balls to comment on a black woman's hair.
Gucci.....lmao! True true!
But I've never understood how one can 'not' know how to use their junk. Even if you don't have a lot of sexual encounters, don't people pleasure themselves enough to know what feelsand looks good and what doesn't???
www.poopreport.com :)
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Lucifer - your ethnicity isn't relevant to my post.
I don't come on Dlisted and comment much, period, not anymore. And talking about race takes energy and effort that I don't have. Glad to know you are fighting the good fight.
I reacted to your comment because, of all of the black people in my life, not ONE mentioned Gabby's hair - instead everyone I know, of all ethnicities, was noticing how the NBC commenters were not referring to her achievements until after she won gold for the team. WHen they covered her events they weren't gushing over her at all. You'd have thought she was competing on behalf of Deutschland, until a few days ago, when they couldn't ignore her any more.
And so we were all sending pics of her back and forth, saying "Go, Gabby!"
I don't do that stuff on Dlisted anymore. Too much foolery to wade through. I'd rather hit it and quit it.
And, I was surprised to read that coming from you, as I said, because you don't normally come off that way. I think , if you were commenting about some ignorant fools on Twitter, it wasn't clear from your original message. But I will go fuck off now, as my opinion of you is hardly relevant :)
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God don't like ugly.
Deb, I havent looked up high enough to see if he was "spechul" or not. :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Omb Deb....I really LOL'd at your David Hasselhoff comment. Haha
www.poopreport.com :)
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Twat....have you ever seen her brother Trace??? *shudders* lol
SandwichQueen...are you ok? I hate when people are sad. :( I hope you feel better soon. <3
Gobbler...I've seen some h.s. boys that need to tone down their manhood, too. :0. The real pervs are the ones who make those uniforms. Lol
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by SandwichQueen on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:57pm.
I'm depressed to the point of wanting to play in traffic these days, but man alive, peens still have the power to make me smile. Mmmmm yeah.
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Ya gotta love the peen! Cheer up, doll! Is it me or does Henrik look like David Hassellhoff's "special" son?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@Mel-Tang:
what good is the accent if he can't work Mr. Mike? lololol
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Whoa. Nice peen in the ready position and a sweet smile.
The lingerie Monica Cruz is wearing looks fucking cheap. She stills looks pretty good in it, however. Nice stomach.
I'm depressed to the point of wanting to play in traffic these days, but man alive, peens still have the power to make me smile. Mmmmm yeah.
Well I'm definitely going to hell b/c I volunteered to score-keep at a high school wrestling meet and had a bit of trouble keeping my eyes from wandering...
Televised, I saw the same articles that Luci must have seen, in which the media chose to highlight negative comments about Gabby's hair from people who had profile pics depicting them as being of African descent. I think that was what Luci was referring to...
Mel-Tang -- don't get me started on that fucking ugly hillbilly bitch Miley Cyrus. You could work on that twat till kingdom come and that bitch would still be ug-lay. And that duckface isn't helping matters either. Can't stand that cunt.
Gucci....but their accents! They are smexy as hell. There is a storyteller on literotica.com whose accent drives women crazy. So I've heard. Ahem. :P
www.poopreport.com :)
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Mmmkaayy....where do I start??
Mr. Olympic pants kind of has a derp face. I would need to put a bag over it.
Lindsay...good lord child put some clothes on. Please.
Kelly Taylor needs to put some weight back on. Too skinny. I HATE when women lose weight because of a man. Ugh. Get it together girl.
Miley Cyrus is fug no matter what her hairstyle. I'm so damned tired of the freaking 'trying to be sexy' poses and duckface. Aren't you still like, 12?? Control yourself.
www.poopreport.com :)
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@ Gucci - you're right, they're all lousy lays.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:30pm.
Please fuck off. I was referring to the negative comments I saw about her hair that came from ignorant black Twitter users, and that's who I was calling out - not all black people.
And you don't even know my ethnicity either, so, again, fuck off. Don't call me ignorant when I put a lot of effort into addressing racist comments directed at black people on Dlisted ALL THE TIME while you keep your fucking mouth shut. And I haven't seen you sit here and defend Gabby yet.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:22pm.
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I think we need to have a little talk... lol
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@Lucifer_Sam
British guys may have big ones but i've heard they can't fuck! my cousin told me this!
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No one lives forever
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:18pm.
.... But then, the hate is coming entirely from her fellow black people who should be pushing to the front of the line to congratulate her astounding achievements. I guess they'd like her better if she was booty-popping in a 50 Cent video. *eye roll*
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yes, yes, Lucifer Sam, of course, *this* is how We ALL Feel, since Black People are one monolithic group that can be represented by whatever random person of color happens to be talking loudest at the time...wait, where's that rap video, I must go cleanse myself with some booty-poppin'...
In all my years reading comments on Dlisted, this is the single stupidest thing I have ever seen you say. You are often caustic but you are not usually ignorant.
edited to add: at least, you don't normally appear that way.
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These guys must not be getting laid as much as i have heard Olympians get laid because this is the second picture i have seen where one of them is having a major erection. they is horny. and on that note someone ought to send this guy a hooker STAT!
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
AtomicCity, you mean Henrik has been like this ALL the time? lol Well, I like how he decided to go against the grain and point up! It's very novel! haha ;)
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I definitely wanted to straddle him and row my boat home.
go USA!
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Well, I do like looking at boners, so much that I have studied a larger version of the picture long enough to know it's not all penis. The head is on the right side of the middle seam in his shorts. The fabric is making it look longer and thicker that he actually is. Therefore, I now believe his claim that he did not have a boner.
That is all.
I didn't even notice the groin situation. I was admiring the pretty little bouquets....you is all slutty hos!!!!
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:09pm.
was talking about the, "Gabby's hair is a mess" story. PSS I thought her hair looked fine. Typical gymnastic's ponytail.
Her hair was the same as every other gymnast's hair; I cannot find a single thing wrong with her hair. But then, the hate is coming entirely from her fellow black people who should be pushing to the front of the line to congratulate her astounding achievements. I guess they'd like her better if she was booty-popping in a 50 Cent video. *eye roll*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:33pm.
Hahahahaha Bendy. BH is trying to tell me it's not real.
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So's mine...ROFL
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOL! That is a big one MK!
Nanners -- I would buy all things Choupette. I, too, like EC, love that Karl is being so sweet to that beautiful kitty.
ImpertinentVixen -- awww, you have kitties? Gotta love them, right? I got my first cat three years ago. She passed away in March and I miss her so much. I'm hurting too much to get one quite yet, but eventually I will.
Choupette is my fucking hero. She got into Kunty's closet. Never thought I'd see that heartless old Kween taken down by pussy. She is the epitome of golddigger championship. No other can touch her. She's going to make Leona Helmsley's dog look like a pauper. She is going to show us ALL how it's done. She's already gone up in staff from 2 to 3 maids of her own, I can NOT WAIT to see what expenditures old Kunty kicks out for his kitty. Not that I blame him in the least, she's a beautiful cat.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Fred, yes. My mother and I were watching the trials and I noticed (with my mom!). We tried to discreetly discuss it by stating that his suit was a larger "cut" than the other divers'. He's one of three diving brothers and appears the most well-endowed. I saw him dive today and couldn't help but pay attention again.
Well, didn't Nivea see the writing on the wall sooner? Rihanna is not a family friendly performer and hasn't been for a while. I can think of a few brands she could shill for -- Nivea isnt one of them. It's like Angelina Jolie for St. John: WTF?!!
MK, that "crotch oar was in the fuck-ready position" - Oh MY those shorts are tight! I think I see a... ring on the one on the right. HAHAhahahaha
I'd like to personally thank Gawker for clearing that up and for providing such spectacular proof! TY
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Henriko! Lordy.
And Choupette is a super star.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
It's a sad day for journalism when they take a comment from, of all things, Twatter, and make a news story out of it.
Education is dying and no one seems to care.
PS I was talking about the, "Gabby's hair is a mess" story.
PSS I thought her hair looked fine. Typical gymnastic's ponytail.
Choupette is making me like Kunty Karl, because he is so good to her.
Hello, Henrik.
Awwww. Zac Efron. Sooo sooo pretty. Yes, I would.
Thats not a boner thats just a big peen mmmmmm.
To be honest, Asshat and Mila look like a great couple.
LOL! Certainly not limp pics.
Hahahahaha Bendy. BH is trying to tell me it's not real.
Choupette aime l'évier!
My kitties do too.
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