Wednesday, August 8th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 7th!
I'm beginning to think Terry Richardson might see women as objects. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
This is not what the Kardashian sisters had in mind when Bruce said he wanted to take them whoresback riding. - gina latina
The Twihards came to a final decision for Kristen Stewart's punishment. - Reesey C
This year, Dykes AS Bikes opened up the Pride parade. - BaconSlut
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The Ayatollah of Hook and Rolla.
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Steven looks so much less foolish than he did driving that Segway around.
Emasculated Olympic great Bruce Jenner describes to his analyst a recurring dream of his about his three stepdaughters.
Luckily for Katie, Tom Cruise's fortune-telling visions didn't turn out to be very accurate.
BY the way, Mr. K, not a caption: you do know some feminists here are going to "have your guts for garters" over this pic as the jolly Brits say.
Women! Can't live with'em, can't take em out for a spin in the morning.
The PMS ("Peemer") is a great buy, because it runs on estrogen and no problem unless you run out and it over-hotflushes.
Mel's slogan is "Built Gibson Tough" which he sort of borrowed.
This white man is about to show a hoe a real day of work Kim K.
Bring out the gimp chariot!
Bob puts his team through a punishing workout as they prepare for their Synchronized Submissives event.
The new 2012 Objectify T3.
I don't think all of you are seeing all that is going on there. How many women do you see? Lol..
Fifty Shades Of Graying
Amber Rose's ass workout revealed!
Dyslexic, paraplegic Larry's last wish was to ride a dyke-cycle.
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
Sure, cars are great, but nothing beats a good ol' fashioned Whore and Buggy ride.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
I guess they caught him riding dirty
~*~A Pirates Life For Me~*~
After her musical career went to the dogs, NICKI MINAJ quickly found another outlet for her "talent"....
TERRY RICHARDSON can harness LILO's energy for photoshoots only by using harsh methods....
...and, best of all, less excrement to clean up after!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
"Ceeping up with the Cardashians"
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Looks like Pat O'Brien is still riding the crazy train.
Submitted by pamorama_j on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:33pm.
And it's Spread Eagle, Reverse Cowgirl and Thunderthighs by a nose!
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LMFAO
Not a comment but.. I'm a... kinda diggin spread eagle girl lol!
No, Ted, that's not a pussy trap either. Still doesn't count.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
The Human Cyclapede.
After her embarassing situation, BRIGITTE NIELSEN tries to revive her career....
KRIS KARDASHIAN, SCOTT DISICK, KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN, KIM KARDASHIAN - a family's saga....
You Man! you look like a hobo. I won't allow it! Do you think I will design an Invincibles' suit for you, just because you had the skills to hijack their sonic speed rickshaw?
i can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I can become sane.
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
Rickshaw-Rollin
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
This is what Rihanna, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift would be doing for a living if there were a just and loving God.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
The Twihards came to a final decision for Kristen Stewart's punishment.
Lindsay's sponsor gave her the 'tough love' treatment to teach her to stop driving drunk.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Real Corinthian leather.
Tourists in NYC can now enjoy the fun of a Pedo Cab ride through Central Park.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
And it's Spread Eagle, Reverse Cowgirl and Thunderthighs by a nose!
4 words - he paid for it
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Certified Slore
The CARdashian
Adrienne Curry gets a job other than appearing at Comic-Con.
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
Coco wins the the gold in the Olympic camel-toe pull.
They're busy at headquarters test driving replacement brides for Tommy Cruise.