Wednesday, August 8th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 7th!
I'm beginning to think Terry Richardson might see women as objects. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
This is not what the Kardashian sisters had in mind when Bruce said he wanted to take them whoresback riding. - gina latina
The Twihards came to a final decision for Kristen Stewart's punishment. - Reesey C
This year, Dykes AS Bikes opened up the Pride parade. - BaconSlut
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CoCo's comes with bucket seats.
Her safe word is: BUS!
The Chik-fil-A guy's entire quote was, "I believe traditional marriage is between one man and one woman... and commuting to work is between a man, three slave women, a couple ball gags, handcuffs, spiked collars and 17 square feet of dyed leather."
Another Abby Lee Miller student gets a job in the real world applying her dance and acro techniques. WINNING!
Jebediah brought back many interesting agricultural advancements from his Rumspringa.
when her confidence coach arrived, katie knew something wasnt quite right- it was a Scientology AMBUSH!
I thought it was just a rumor that Steve Jobs treated his employees like slaves.
Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:14pm.
The prototype had Demi Moore in the split position but her bush kept getting tangled up in roadkill.
LOL! A street cleaner!
Bitches been riding my ass all my life, so I flipped it. Beat that Tesla.
Michael Bay is rumored to be auditioning for a Charlie's Angels reboot.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
First the bus drops Honey Boo Boo Chile at school, then Daddy bear drives it to work..........
Trace Cyrus has finally embraced his inner neigh...and inner gay.
Maddoxyoulittlefuckingshitifuckinghateyou!~MK
It's hard work pulling that wagon but at least Brigitte Nielsen is working again.
I think it's a bi-tricycle.
Maddoxyoulittlefuckingshitifuckinghateyou!~MK
Mitt Romney's new carriage horses please PETA, but they're still crippled after service.
I don't care how you try to dress it up, the only thing remotely like-able about Mariah Carrey is Nick Cannon,
Steve Wilkos HATES the "I didn't have a car" excuse for not seeing your kids. I need to pick them up from the airport.
Torture Castle Pimp My Ride looks to be a great new show in September.
The RNC chairman, Reince Priebus, is going all out for the Republican National Convention. Here he tries out the Maricopa County entry from Arizona.
Drive-Slaver.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
In the year 2040 the RPutz still hasn't gotten over KBlew.
Disney unveils its newest park attraction, Fifty Shades Of Grey the ride.
EL James' first fanfic project, a BDSM version of Sex and the City, featured Samantha transitioning into Sam, and the obvious.
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What you inevitably get when you combine the Republicans' War on Women with the Romneys' love of horsey sports.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Priceless--got my vote. Lots of really funny stuff here--I drew a blank myself.
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Submitted by Peanuts4u on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 6:54pm.
Bill Cowher did quit coaching the Steelers to spend more time with his family
The good news is that the Saudis finally have women at the London Olympics, the bad news is: this is their event.
Non Handsome Cab......
The prototype had Demi Moore in the split position but her bush kept getting tangled up in roadkill.
This is not what the Kardashian sisters had in mind when Bruce said he wanted to take them whoresback riding.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
Girl on the bottom: Move out before I get the trots!!
Before Katie enrolled Suri in Sacred Heart Academy she made sure that they didn't teach this in gym class.
If it has tits, testicles or tires, you're gonna have trouble with it.
Bernard Goetz figures if pulls up to his high school reunion on this, everyone will forget about the subway shooting.
When auditing fails: Katie's real last straw.
Driving women wild, you're doing it wrong!
As part of her latest rehab program, Brigitte Nielsen returns to the park determined to replace old demons with new ones.
Maddoxyoulittlefuckingshitifuckinghateyou!~MK
Behold the 2012 limited edition of vehicles specially designed by Kanye West named "My Perfect Ride Is Yo Bitches".
This year, Dykes AS Bikes opened up the Pride parade.
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Apparently, no one had gas or grass.
Bill Cowher did quit coaching the Steelers to spend more time with his family
I'm beginning to think Terry Richardson might see women as objects.
Terry Richardson, Lindsay Lohan, Paz de la Huerta and Rhianna go for a little spin around the block.
Sometimes the exhaust fumes are strong, but other than that, this is some environmentally friendly transportation right here.
Had the tires rotated and now she's street legal!!
Fifty shades of neigh.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Stunt queens on parade.
I bet I know what he's trying to compensate for.
Even the Amish are getting into 50 Shades of Grey!
I got the horse and cart right here
I whip their derrieres
And when I'm done I'll make their bodies disappear
Human stew, human stew, this guy makes some human stew
They see me rollin, they scared shitless.