Wednesday, August 8th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 7th!
I'm beginning to think Terry Richardson might see women as objects. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
This is not what the Kardashian sisters had in mind when Bruce said he wanted to take them whoresback riding. - gina latina
The Twihards came to a final decision for Kristen Stewart's punishment. - Reesey C
This year, Dykes AS Bikes opened up the Pride parade. - BaconSlut
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This is not what the Kardashian sisters had in mind when Bruce said he wanted to take them whoresback riding. - gina latina
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Thanks MK, and everyone. Big congrats to all the winners. I was sorely in need of a laugh yesterday, and ALL you horz pulled through like champs! *muchos fondles*
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Congrats to all you hilarious bitches!! XXXOO Mooaah!
*Hops on SweeeeeeeeeetASS and goes for a ride!*
Yay hookers!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
CONGRATS WINNAHS...LMAO
@ Whamo
Thanks Whamo!! Glad I could tickle your funny boner!! Yep, everyone digs a good spread eagle now and then!! Congrats vinners!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by pamorama_j on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:33pm.
And it's Spread Eagle, Reverse Cowgirl and Thunderthighs by a nose!
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LMFAO
Not a comment but.. I'm a... kinda diggin spread eagle girl lol!
Congrats to all entries. They were all so good.
W00tWooT!
Congrats Miss SweetASSSS and my high-larious co-winnahs!
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
Congrats to my girl gina♥, Reesey C and BaconSlut!!! So many good ones (OurMissC & Whamo, LMFAO). *dances around*
XOXOMK&DlistersXOXO
Congrats Sweetas & other winners!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sweetas & gina...lmao! ♥ congrats everyone!
Hahahhahaha! All of these made me LOL. Congrats to all the winners!
Sweetas♥♥ Gina!!xoxoo congrats to all the funny winners!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Well, well, congrats to all the winners! Aren't you the clever bunny, Miss Sweetas!
Way to go SweetASS.
*gropes and dry humps Sweety *
Congrats to all the winners!
Gina Latina and Sweetas, whoohoo!
OLOLOL Sweetas, all great captions! Congrats winners!
Congrats SWEETAS! Great one! Congrats also to gina latina, Reesey C, and BaconSlut!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yay Sweetas! Good job all you horz!
"I don't know her." - Mimi
"What's that?"?
"It's a chopper, baby"
"Whose chopper is this?"
"Zed's"
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
After Kris Jenner passed away, Bruce was finally free to put Kim, Khloe and Kourtney to good use.
Life imitates art on the set of Angelina's latest producing credit: Breaking Brad.
The Pitt Jolie's lesser known children, Rick and Shaw.
I said to pimp my ride.....not ride my pimp!
The Fritzl Olympics.
It complies with current emissions regulations, as long as Kathy stays away from beans.
It looks impressive, but it's only got about 3 Whorespower.
These freaks can get drivers licenses but the gays cant get marriage licenses??
Not a caption... There are some sick f ucks in this world.
My other ride is your mom...literally.
Ben-Her
Judging by the size of her thighs, it must be a V8. I cant imagine where the CD player is located.
...spread-eagle girl's butt reads: "Don't Laugh: It's Paid For!!"
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Nah, he's still a good Christian; He's got a Jesus Fish on that one girl's ass..
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Christian Grey IRL really isn't worth writing about. :\
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luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
Laugh all you like. Jump starting a Prius is a bitch.
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Bruce and Kris Jenner test the device they hope will catapult Kylie and Kendall to fame.
Jesus, the things that count as Olympic Sports these days....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sean Young should have read Fifty Shades of Grey before she auditioned.
So THAT'S how Mel Gibson still manages to get an erection.
Aww Shit, is that Mel Gibson acting out the lost scenes of Road Warrior again?
Where do you keep the spare tire with all that junk in the trunk?
Daniel Craig and the Queen out-do themselves for the Olympics closing ceremony
If you take the full B&D driving course you can reduce your insurance by 40% per year!
So does her butt plug light up when he hits the brakes?
Well I can see where the trailer hitch goes.
"I'm sorry officer, I don't know how I rearended her eight times!"