Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
There’s been an interesting development in the relationship of this TV girl. Her boyfriend – who is neither famous nor wealthy – isn’t too happy about her fake-dating a TV Guy with whom she appeared on one season of popular show. So he got hold of some very compromising photos of the TV Guy with his Boyfriend (who has also appeared on the same show), and told TV Guy that he was going to send them to the tabloids.
TV Guy totally panicked. He turned to a good pal of his, Rich Guy, for advice and help. Rich Guy – who is more high profile, on more television shows, and has more money than everyone else in this blind combined – said that the best way to keep TV Girl’s real boyfriend quiet was to offer him some hush money. He even generously gave the TV Guy the money for the payoff. Why would Rich Guy do that? Well, it’s in his best interest, too. He is fake-dating the TV Guy’s sister. He knows that if one of these fake relationships was disclosed, they could all come tumbling down like dominoes. (Blind Gossip)
TV Girl/Beard = Maria Menounos?
TV Guy = The squinting human Ken Doll that is Derek Hough?
Rich Guy = Ryan Seacrest?I wonder what it's like if you're Derek Hough and you have to ask Gaycrest for advice? It probably goes down like this:
Derek - Hey gurl, listen, I need some advice.
Gaycrest - Okay, but in order for me to spit advice out through my mouth, you'll have to stick a quarter in my slot and by quarter I mean your peen and by slot I mean...you know.
Little Man 1 set up an elaborate production that was supposed to be fronted by Little Man 2. But Little Man 2 lost control of his personal life.
So Little Man 1 approached a very controlling Actress. Would she be interested in stepping up? This presented a dilemma for the Actress. She had originally been lobbying for her husband to take over Little Man 1’s role, but Husband was not exactly leadership material right now. So the Actress is seriously considering taking on the responsibility herself. While she doesn’t have nearly the star power or reach of Little Man 2 or her husband, she rather likes the prospect of being in a position of power greater than that of both Little Man 2 and her Husband. This will not end well. (Blind Gossip)
Little Man 1 = Scientology's HAIC (Head Alien In Charge) David Miscavige?
Little Man 2 = Tommy Girl?
Actress = Kelly Preston?This WILL end well, because Kelly and Tommy will battle it out in a sashay-off for Xenu and she'll end up with glitter in her eyes and no tiara. Tommy's got this.
Most of you have heard the Charlie Sheen shooting Kelly Preston story, but there is one that would have made the world explode with gossip if this one had ever got out to the public. This couple was everywhere. They were all over every tabloid. The actor, all movies all the time is still A+. Back in the day not so long ago he was a drinking and drugging machine and had a thing for antique weapons. Still does. Brings them to the set all the time. Much more careful with them now though. His girlfriend at the time was A list. She was strictly a booze and cigs kind of person with the sometime coke night if she was really having fun. Well, one night, our actor was showing off a new gun he had purchased at auction and was drinking and playing around and swinging it and shot his girlfriend. Bam right in the ribs. The bullet sliced off a chunk of the side of her ribs right below her bra line. She was not wearing a bra at the time. She was naked. There was blood everywhere. They screamed for several minutes before one of them finally got the idea of trying to towel it off. Yeah, that did not last long. They then used the hotel room drapes. Finally our actor made a call and the hotel sent up a doctor. The girlfriend did not need surgery because it went in and out. It did cause her a whole lot of pain and to help with her pain she started using some stronger drugs which took her ten years to break. (CDAN)
Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder is all I've got.
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#3 is Micky Rourke and Carre Otis!!
She was totally abused by him. Just wrote a book, but is still covering his ass by saying the gun was in her purse and went off 'accidentally'. He's an animal and deserved whatever the f*ck happened to his face! Although, do watch Angel Heart, I just watched it again and he's so good in it.
#3 is true: It's what got SJP hooked on horse tranquilizers. She came up lame and--well, you know the rest.
My guess for Blind Item #3 is Robert Downey, Jr. and Sarah Jessica Parker. She said in a interview some time ago that it "devastated" her to leave him and that yes, she did try to "save" him before she finally called it quits. And doesn't she have a scar on her side?
But what do I know?
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Just read blinds. Too dull to solve...Re: #3 MK's guess, I was always confounded that someone so talented could fall so far. So maybe big timers helped put her there.
FREE WINONA!
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 8:19am.
If you have the time to type out "idiot", you have the time to type out "RIGHT".
"Everyone needs to know that any blind item posted on CDAN is probably made up."
...and Muslims did 9/11, we landed on the Moon and MARILYN commited suicide, rite, idiot?
I never really thought Seacrest was gay, I remember seeing him on Blind Date way before Idol and he seemed straight then. I think he is just really vain and metro.
I think 3 is Johnny and Winona, whoever wrote it musta forgot about 21 Jump Street. In Breakfast with Hunter (documentary about Hunter S Thompson) Johnny is there prepping for Fear and Loathing and he and Hunter get wasted and shoot a bunch of antique guns in Hunter's back yard.
wow as someone who has experience in this area of gay, that Derek Hough has major gay face.
i didnt know who he was, and i google imaged him, and WOW major gay face.
there is no way he would be ontop pounding tuna, that face was made for being on the bottom, ass in the air, and biting the pillows.
cute little body that gay boy has, master yoda would say.
This doesn't prove Derek isn't gay, but about 5 years ago my friends and I were at a club in LA when we met Derek and a male friend. One of my friends, a pretty, tallish blonde went out with Derek a couple of times. At the time he was already on Dancing With the Shitz. He was cool and laid back.
#3 - brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis?
#1 - duh
#2 - this one made my brain explode
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Ryan Seacrest needs to be outed by a credible source. His Dick Clark-wannabe ass is annoying.
Could #3 be Jack Nicholson and Angelica Houston?
Let me guess, Entertainment Liar, you were a witness in the room when #3 happened? That's how you know exactly how it played out.
I'm sorry but story number 3 has to be total bullshit. The hotel doctor isn't a fucking Mob doctor. There's no way they wouldn't have referred her to the hospital/police for insurance/legal reasons. I would even go so far as to say if anything happened to the starlet in this tall tale, the doctor's license would probably have been revoked. I refuse to believe this could possibly be true.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Last one to me screams RDJ and SJPeePee. She does have a policy of not going topless...maybe bc of a scar?
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 6:51pm.
Scott, I too, cannot stand the bland piece of chicken skin that is Maria M. I really love when your catty side comes out.
Number 1 is pretty obvious. FFS, just cut the charade already! I'd much rather see Derek and his bf than Derek and another obvious beard.
Number 2 sounds like Kelly, but who knew Miscaviage would even consider a woman? I guess he's desperate to repair the Xenu cult's image.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:40pm.
I personally don't read the site, but the rape story about Kirk Douglas has been around for years, and it is well known in HWood that he did rape Natalie Wood. Also the crap about Ryan O'Neal being an abusive pig is well known by everyone too. That is the only stuff I ever paid attention to when Gawker was talking about it.
Everyone needs to know that any blind item posted on CDAN is probably made up. Read this, and be sure to go to Page 2 where most of the information about him personally is detailed:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/blind_items_X90W22a5...
#3 can't be RDJ; he was on SNL. Annobannano, I thought of Stallone too. Could the GF be Brigitte?
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Man these folks lives are complicated. And when its a bunch of nobodies I ever heard of, their bearding and gay/not gay drama/fucking everyone in sight is of no interest.
Robert Downey junior on 3? Just going by A list who has lots of addiction behind him--as far as we know...
If number three is even real (which I doubt). I first thought of Ben Affleck and J Lo because they were the couple you could never not hear about. I also thought of Brad Pitt and Gwenyth Paltrow but he did an episode of Friends so I don't know if that counts. It could be Nic Cage and Patricia Arquette, but I would not call her A list nor were they any tabloid fascination. It could be Pitt and Juliette Lewis and maybe that's where Maddox gets his weapon fascination from? I doubt it's even true anyway.
That last story is a load of crap.
If Derek is gay, then he's probably with Mark Ballas from DWTS?? They're the best dancers on that show! However, if Derek isnt gay, Maria Monotonous could turn any man gay with that annoying fucking obnoxious voice and completely unsexy personality of hers.
Christ, 3 sounds scary! The only folks I have heard of with antique gun collections are Charlie Sheen and Denzel Washington. Doesn't Brad Pitt collect shit?
#3 can't be Johnny; he's done TV (21 Jump Street). I think MK is right on #1 and #2.
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It's listed that Depp collects insects and rare books. No mention of weapons
Depp has also done many voices for TV cartoons.
Lisa Marie Presley was never A list.
I do remember, however during the Wiona shoplifting scandal she was taking some sort of painkillers?
After reading #3 more thoroughly, I realised it reads always movie actor-oops.
Sylvester Stallone collects guns FYI
I agree with guesses for 1&2
#3 Nic Cage & ?
For post #3 I totally thought of Nicholas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley.
When will Scientology fade away and stop being the actors religion like Christian Science was in the 20's?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Was there EVER anything on Johnny being into antique weapons?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The third story is one that should get out. Depp is such a smug asshole
wow, story no.3 is craaaaazy
Wouldn't put it past TommyGirl to try and take over from Little Man 1 (hahahahahah) to keep the CO$ from collapsing. Kelly fits because she'd totally see it as a way to help her husband.
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Nooooo Depp was on Jump! 21 Jump Street...