But What Does Debbie Phelps Say?
Here's Poseidon's stoner son and 600orwhatever-time Olympic medalist Michael Phelps at a Speedo party in London tonight with the piece he's doing the frontstroke with on a full-time basis. For the past 5 months, Michael has been dating Los Angeles-based "aspiring model" (aka cocktail waitress who has a diploma from John Robert Powers) Megan Rossee. 25-year-old Megan is in London with Michael and she's been tweeting all about it all week. Both Hollyscoop and E! say that Megan and Michael started bumping nipples earlier this year, but shit got really real right before the Olympics started. Megan wants to be a model, but she pays her bills by serving cocktails at Blok in Hollywood. Megan's friends say that Michael wants her to quit her job so they can travel the world together on his dime, but Michael's friends say that Megan is nothing but a wallet-humping, fame-hungry, heartbreaking trick. One source type close to Michael said this to Radar:
“Michael is like a puppy dog around Megan – he’s completely in love with her. However, like any young girl hoping to make it in Hollywood, she’s ambitious and knows that by associating herself with Michael she will get a lot of press herself. She’s desperate for her own fame – her career has been a slow-burner but this will certainly accelerate it.
Megan supplements the little money she makes through modeling by working as a cocktail waitress at Blok nightclub – but neither she nor Michael want her doing that forever. Now that people know who she is, Megan is hoping that she will get more offers for photoshoots and her modeling and acting career will finally take off,” the source revealed. He took her to the Olympics at a time when he was trying to become the most decorated Olympian of all time – that’s how much she means to him,” an insider divulged.
Michael adores everything about Megan, she’s athletic, makes him laugh and she’s obviously drop dead gorgeous. But what happens when the buzz of the Olympics dies down and life goes back to normal? Will she want to date a retired swimmer?”
Will she want to date a retired swimmer? What the hell kind of GD question is that? We'd all date a retired swimmer if every time we licked his ass a $100 bill fell out. But seriously, don't you just hate friends. Friends always have to be assholes and get in the way of true love, and by true love I mean letting a gold digger do her life's work. If this Megan ho is a certified gold digger and sucks on Michael Phelp's Timmy the Tooth-looking face with the lights on, then I say give her all the gold medals, because bitch paid her dues. Besides if she is a gold digger, Debbie Phelps will sniff her out and put Megan out in the dumpster with last season's Chico blazers. Debbie don't play.
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Submitted by sonne on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:56am.
yeah jazz yourself just to go outside and pick up the mail:) why not?! is there a rule that says you cant? lol
my view, is you never know when you need to put your best face forward :P so its always best to have your best face on lol
Let the medal winningest Olynpian have his trollop moment in the sun. It won't last.
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Loopygorilla, at this point I want as little to do with him as possible. Except for our kids, I totally regret ever being married to him and they're the only reason we still speak and stay civil. He's definitely with this girl to boost his ego and if he wasn't paying, he wouldn't have a chance with any model type. He's 50 next month and she's 28/29, so.... It's funny, sad, and a tad embarrassing but it's his life and as long as he doesn't bring her around the kids, I really need to stop wasting energy caring.
Maybe I'll jazz myself up for babysitter dude instead. :D We're moving my fish tank saturday (for reals, not a euphemism but if it was....no, kittybox sounds better, lol).
Thanks for listening. I've kept it to myself for too long and d-listers are the best for laughing at pathetic ex's. :)
Maybe she is a nice girl, who knows? But I think he's being led around by the dick and his mother must be biting her tongue. I think that's the only thing a mother can do in this situation.
As a mother of daughters, I don't look forward to the Loser Parade in my future but I'm glad I don't have sons. The bimbos out there. My god!
this chick is generic...was she in boston last weekend? she looks like the chick who rang up my order at ny and co...
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Submitted by sonne on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:20am.
miss lady, what you need to do is, when you are meeting him, jazz yourself up and all the sudden his elephant dung brain will be like "hhm whats up with her?" lol
its like the one time i saw my ex bf with his new partner at the supermarket like 2 years after we spoke, and since i dress up before i step outside to check the mail, i looked pretty awesome at the supermarket, so he kept staring at me lol and his bf was staring at him and then staring at me with that curious brow look... i swear at that moment, i went into slow-motion mode, eventually he smiled, so i smiled back. he looked so haggard. poor guy, not the same without me *flick hair*
texndoc hit it. This item could use a #looks like has done porn tag. Bloom is off the rose.
he could have done better; he's Micheal Gold Medal Phelps....
Not even another swimmer, comeon, she must be for practice.
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Submitted by sonne on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:20am.
Well if he is paying her rent, then she "feels obliged" to have sex to repay him back, then thats call paying for access to the kitty box.
And im sure she eventually pays back the money but by giving access to the vajeen, she doesn't need to hurry.
its like lay-by sex. you pay it off slowly.
Those sort of guys are pathetic, because they like to go around telling people "oh yeah i sleep with a model" because it somehow lifts their own self-esteem and insecurity etc and the girl they are sleeping with is basically doing it to pay bills, and who can blame her? lay down, open kitty box, fake orgasms and scream YES OH YES ohh you are the man, boost his ego, done. he pays the rent.
he will have a crash landing when one day the bank is dry and the model all the sudden doesnt return calls... OUCH
Im sorry but I get gay vibes from him (and beard ones from her)....
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:38am.
Thank you for saying that! :)
He's been getting her kittybox (love that) for maybe three years now and I've been wanting to rant in open post forever (even though this isn't an open post). They're "friends with benefits" according to him and he goes to visit her every three months although next month she's coming up here.
I honestly don't care what he does with his own money until it affects our kids and/or he acts like he's a good dad to the rest of the world. Even our babysitter dude said something about his priorities being messed up after the paying the rent episode. Babysitter dude is a better father figure to my two sons than their dad, which makes me kinda sad but hey, better him than no one.
And just to end this on a really bitchy note and to get it out of my system, she looks like a discount Amanda Seyfried. He's so proud of her, he has to show me pictures which I try to avoid but can't always since they're mixed in with his photos of her city. *rolls eyes* Yes, he's a tool.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:02am.
warm hugs! :P
we are just soo bitchy here lol
or she can beard for george clooney once stacy keibler gets dumped.
LOL at the comments here.
"reverse Centaur" (boredasfuckyo), "marijuana flounder" (Loopy), "merman cock" (EC), are just a few that have me cracking up.
As for her, she's pretty with a nice body, but nothing exceptional. Maybe she could do catalogs or stock photos, but that's it. She's too old. She needs to get a real career or get herself knocked up.
Submitted by sonne on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:16am.
what a tool, obviously he thinks he might have a chance to rub her vajenie.
guys like that will do and pay for anything if they think it will improve their chances of getting the keys to the secret garden, even if the sex is guilt sex, like the time at high school, i was lining up at the canteen with my $5 and Carla asked to borrow $1 and i knew the bitch never pays anybody back, and then i noticed my shoe laces were untied and when i saw that, just as i was bending down to do them up whilst juggling to hold up my bag of chips, Carla was already there and finished! with a perfect double knot tie. and i was DAMN BITCH! now you guilt me, and i cant be mean, so i let her have my $1.
so your ex is hoping, the eastern european girl will give him the kitty box.
gay guys not so much, they are cheap and make you buy your own movie ticket and pop corn and large coke and small bag of skittles, and then they still expect a handjob in the back of the cinema...
LOL at aspiring model. My ex is "friends" with a "model" from an eastern european country. She just had some "contracts" fall through, so he paid her rent this month. The few times I've asked him to pay for HALF of our kids' clothes (once for winter coats, once for expensive special shoes for handicapped son), he got pissed off and even accused me once of treating him like a bank (that was the shoes). I didn't even ask for the whole amount, just half, going dutch, trying to be fair. What an asshole and now when I see aspiring model, all I think is "whore". Thanks for letting me rant a bit off topic. At least it was about models, lol.
Phelps is probably smarter than derpy Ryan, so I'd have to choose Phelps if there were no other, intelligent choices around.
As someone said in another comments section, ahh to be so young, dumb and full of cum.
If you love your money and your mama, run Michael, RUN!
He def has a type. He humped on that crazy who went crazy on larry king,miss california. Ryan can put his lochte in my pusayy. Micheal is like a fast swimmer but seems kinda slow like dumber than kris humphries deer in the headlights
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
what topanga said....
in my opinion phelps has got the most hideous face/grill. now that lochte fellow, yummy!!!!
Submitted by Cowjam on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 6:28am.
*bows* thank you Cowjam, i luvs you back!
MK forgot the #getmoneybitch tag.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:06am.
*sings*
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:26am.
if you ask for my 2 cents worth, i say Megan don't do it girl...his not that rich.
megan you are like tess of the durbervilles,...
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Damn, sorry I missed this post last night. You were f*cking inspired!
*standing ovation*
*wipes tear*
25 and still looking to hit the modeling world? That would be like a 35 year old football player trying to break into the NFL.
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Perhaps I'm a sucker, but I think it's kinda sad that his "friends" seem so quick to dismiss their relationship as him being some love sick goof being swindled by a model/waitress/pretty ass.
He seems like a real fun and charming guy to go out with.
what is this? i thought phelps was a ghey swimmer, non? if he's not, who is he and why is he here?
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Gawd he's so fug now. Used to be marginally decent looking at last Olympics.
Ditto she's pretending to like him for the spotlight only.
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B!tch is delusional and not all that based on those photos. Sorry, but JMHO. I say she retire like he wants her to, but then get knocked up as soon as she does. Now THAT would be a smart gold digging move in her case.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 3:16am.
Its a old saying referring to horses . Now people use it to refer to other things.
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I know where that phrase originated from.
Regardless you are "Rode softly(every 6 months or so) and put away DRIED UP!
It's part of the reason why you are such an insufferable cunt! I would probably be a bitter hate monger like you if I dint't get any.(Well perhaps not a hate monger like you but I still would be a bitter TROLL like you)
Get some real DICK girl and stop hating on people who are happier than you!
I see the Kevyn Aucoin resemblence. But Kevyn was already kind of derpy in the face - I thought it was rather cute.
Its a old saying referring to horses . Now people use it to refer to other things.
Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 2:25am.
She looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet.
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And judging by your previous homophobic and rightwing troll posts on this website you probably get rode softly every 6 months by your husband who can barely keep it up for you after squiting a tube of KY up you and then you lay there like a corpse.
You get rode softly and put away dried out.
You know it's true....CHEERS BIGOT!
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 2:50am.
i "borrowed" it from the human league, but the song is so fitting for this post.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:37am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:33am.
lol yesss she loves him with all her "ohh im dating michael phelps, but i dont wanna get famous off the back of him but look at me! but dont look at me cuz i want to get famous by myself" heart.
im sticking to singing my cocktail waitress song
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Submitted by PeachPie on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 11:30pm.
Is it just me or is he hard to look at from the neck up?
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hahahahaha! yes, yes he is.
but she looks like a tarted up kate hudson to me so w/e
and yes, I just said tarted up.
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She looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:33am.
lol yesss she loves him with all her "ohh im dating michael phelps, but i dont wanna get famous off the back of him but look at me! but dont look at me cuz i want to get famous by myself" heart.
im sticking to singing my cocktail waitress song.
you guys are so cynical. I'll bet she luuuuurves him with all her heart.
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can you still be an aspiring model at 25? seems a bit old (i don't think 25 is old) in an industry that 'discovers' 13 year old girls.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:08am.
Does Phelps look like the derp/durr version of the late, great Kevin Aucoin or am I a couple of glasses of wine off?
lol... i could see him as a distant derp relative. i miss kevyn!
Looks like Ke$ha in the "model" pics with a sprinkling of Jerry Hall. Can she act? If not, how about getting knocked-up?
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:16am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:13am.
HAHAHA!
You know you've made it when you're modeling the Hanes for Her in the Sears flier for the Labor Day Sales.
*poses with cotton undies*
I'm a model!!
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ahahahaa omg that is soooo mean! lechaylo!!
omggg... i know but you thought it (from white chicks)
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:13am.
HAHAHA!
You know you've made it when you're modeling the Hanes for Her in the Sears flier for the Labor Day Sales.
*poses with cotton undies*
I'm a model!!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:08am.
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:43am.
every generic blake lively wannabe turns up to LA and say they are a model just because they had a photoshoot for some backyard home business mother of three who in her spare time hand makes bikinis and sells at the saturday markets.
i mean its not even a photoshoot for kmart or sears, at least they have a catering buffet table.
He does improve his future gene pool in the face if he spawns with that one.
LMAO @ Loopy!!!
Does Phelps look like the derp/durr version of the late, great Kevin Aucoin or am I a couple of glasses of wine off?
Those modeling gigs are soooo elusive!!!
Cuppy, there also needs to be a Bitch, get a real job! tag
*sings*
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you
The five months we have had have been such good times I hate your mom
But now I think it's time I live my life as a model or beard for george clooney, it's just what I must do
Don't, don't call me a fame whore? Dont listen to your mother and dont believe it when you hear that im a gold digger.
Don't, don't call me a catalog model? believe me when i say that i love you and not using you.
oh i hope its not to late to help your mom change her mind, i hope she changes it or that old bag will be sorry.
don't you want me baby, dont you want me ohhhhhh ohhhh
Ahem. Looks like dat buttahface is packin some serious heat in his undercarriage. **squirms in seat and passes the bong**
I think the odd face of Phelps is odd, but shit, I'd sleep with him.
It should read 25 years old "Expired" model, not aspiring!
Helloo! We all know they start modelling at like 12 and are over the moment they blow out the candles on their 21st birthday cake!
And what is it with the 80's-styling Glamour-styling trying-to-look-like-Sharon-Stone pictures?! Was that how she got Phelps? Pantyless?!
And why does she look different now then in her 80's portfolio?
And yea, I can see your bulge Phelps! Obviously happy to see her!
Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:46am.
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Bitch....I fucking LOVE your avatar!
Such a priceless moment in time. ;-)
She is okay..nothing to write home about. Then again look at him. Looks aren't everything, but that face is a realllllyyy though selling point.
She looks like a bitch and also like the blonde from Bananarama (especially in a few of those 'modeling' pics)
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