Sharon Osbourne has officially handed NBC her I QUIT THIS BITCH papers and will not sit with Howard Stern and Howie Mandel at the America’s Got Talent judges table next season. No, Sharon didn’t quit because she’s sick of Howard sneaking into her dressing room to slap her naked ass with bologna slices. Sharon is breaking up with NBC, because she says the network did her son Jack Osbourne dirty.
Jack was supposed to be in NBC’s reality boot camp show Stars Earn Stripes, but Sharon tells The New York Post that he was fired shortly after he went public about having MS. Jack never signed a contract to do the show, but Sharon says he had a verbal agreement with the network and showed the Post an e-mail from NBC’s VP of talent relations welcoming Jack to NBC. But one month after Jack announced he has MS and two days before shooting started, NBC cut him from the show and said they didn’t think he physically could handle some of the show’s challenges. Jack told the network he’d pay for his own insurance and said he could handle the show’s physical challenges. But that bitchy peacock still shook its head no and said the only thing they can do is pay Jack his full appearance fee. Sharon explained it like this:
“He didn’t want the money. He wanted his gig. It gave him something to look forward to when he was diagnosed. Think of the good that it could have done to show other people who have this [condition] that your life is not over.”
Sharon has a contract with NBC for a few more seasons of AGT, but she says they can’t do shit to her except keep her from judging another reality show for the next five years.
“I just can’t be fake. It’s discrimination, and it was badly handled. It’s time to move on. They can’t make me do something I don’t want to do. All they can do is stop me from being a judge on another network for five years.”
Jack Osbourne should look at the positive side of this shit. At least he doesn’t have to stare up into the clenched ass cheeks of Sarah Palin’s husband as he waits his turn to climb the wall. And in other Osbournes quitting things news, Kelly Osbourne has quit her brows:
NOOOOPE. This look is only okay if you’re David Bowie, an Alien Nation alien or if your brows fell off because you stared up into the clenched ass cheeks of Sarah Palin’s husband while waiting to climb the wall.
(No Brows Kelly picture via @MissKellyO)