Paging Dr. Drew! Paging Candy Finnigan!
Who hasn't passed out on a patch of grass in the park after downing a bottle of vodka? We all have and the trust fund hipsters in my neighborhood have practically made a career out of doing just that. Seriously, they probably write "park drunk" next to occupation on their tax forms. But these pictures of Brigitte Nielsen at a park in Studio City, CA are a whole new level of SANTO DIOS.
Gitte has been in and out of rehab, including Celebrity Rehab, since 2007 and she was sober as of 2010. Unless Gitte misplaced her thermos and is using those vodka bottles to hold water, she's off the wagon again. Several paps followed Gitte to a park this past weekend and watched as she drank some Popov vodka, smoked a few cigs and drank some more Popov vodka. Never mind that drinking Popov vodka (aka the vodka of choice for the person who doesn't give a damn) is a silent cry for help, why didn't the paps call Dr. Drew to come and get Gitte? I know Dr. Drew wouldn't have come if the paps only told him that Gitte was drunk in the park, but his fame whore ass definitely would've come if the paps told him cameras were there.
Oh, Gitte. She just hasn't been the same ever since she humped on Foofy Foofy. There's definitely a connection there.
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Cmon, guys, she's obviously mourning Sage's untimely passing. Give an ex-step ho a break!
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 11:44am.
I can't even snark on this. It might be funny when it's some young person who has a chance of saving their own life. When it's an older person I get the sads (I'm tearing up thinking about this). Set in their ways and not going to change. She's in so much pain, it will be a relief when she drinks herself to death.
Hopefully her children have gotten some help to make sense of her alcoholism and to prevent the same fate.
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I'm feeling the same way.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 11:45am.
*photoshops her spitting on my MEMBER*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
She used to be an international sex symbol. Wow, talk about falling on hard times.
Jack I got the barfing pics for you! More like spitting but close enough!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4472641/Sad-Brigitte-Nielse...
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
I can't even snark on this. It might be funny when it's some young person who has a chance of saving their own life. When it's an older person I get the sads (I'm tearing up thinking about this). Set in their ways and not going to change. She's in so much pain, it will be a relief when she drinks herself to death.
Hopefully her children have gotten some help to make sense of her alcoholism and to prevent the same fate.
She's irrelevant... that's why she is rolling around in public acting the fool. She's trying to score a reality show... Little does she know they already have a show about her on Animal Planet... Finding Bigfoot: Sasquatch Calls at Night.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
I feel bad for her. :( I hope she gets some help.
Plus, I had wine for lunch, so I guess I am not far off the Popov myself....
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Certified Slore
AW Shit. I was really happy when she got sober. Now this. Fucking hate alcoholism.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
I feel sorry for her, however why is she doing this out in the open?? Either she is media sassy and knew this would get her name out there, or she is desperate for help. I feel bad for her.
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Certified Slore
I feel like this must be a "cry for help" Why else would she be rolling around in public?
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Man she is so damn nasty... I watched that show with her and stupid foofy foofy and MAN she scared the shit out of me... No way, no how... would. not.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
The tiny bottle is mouthwash. She plowed through the bushes to get home instead of taking the paved path.She lives in hollywood hills and the daily mail (or the sun) has pics of her barfing between her shoes. She has 4 sons and appears to be circling the drain exactly like a wino on a park bench. Except the wino has the park bench.
Y'all, she's probably just drinking Fiji water out of a Popov bottle in an attemot to seem hipster!
No?
Popov vodka....only the the top shelf will do for BN. She needs to get together with Iguana Courtney and Dudley do Wrong to make a reality show.
flav? come get you girl...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
She's drinking straight from the bottle right out in the open? Classy. She could of at least put it in a water bottle.
many years ago i used to work at a circle k in phoenix...they sold this stuff by the gallon because it's super cheap rot gut...if you're downing this stuff regularly, you will eventually have no insides...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Wow, Popov straight up. That's really hitting rock bottom. But why would she chose to do this in the park? I don't get it. When I used to want to get really effed up, I did it in the privacy and safety of my home.
Girl's hit the skids if she's rolling around on the ground in broad daylight with booze. I have the sense to only do that shit after dark and generally after I trip over something.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
also Dr. Drew is a useless piece of shit, I 've gotten more people off booze than he has!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
The last thumb! :O lol! Where is she going? Girl has some broad shoulders.
That really is sad. Her face looks so miserable.
Ahhh vodka, scentless and thus the least obvious of alcoholic drinks.
LEAVE RED SONIA ALONE!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
drinking Popov vodka (aka the vodka of choice for the person who doesn't give a damn)
ahahaha just the thought of it gives me the dry heaves!!!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."