Who hasn’t passed out on a patch of grass in the park after downing a bottle of vodka? We all have and the trust fund hipsters in my neighborhood have practically made a career out of doing just that. Seriously, they probably write “park drunk” next to occupation on their tax forms. But these pictures of Brigitte Nielsen at a park in Studio City, CA are a whole new level of SANTO DIOS.
Gitte has been in and out of rehab, including Celebrity Rehab, since 2007 and she was sober as of 2010. Unless Gitte misplaced her thermos and is using those vodka bottles to hold water, she’s off the wagon again. Several paps followed Gitte to a park this past weekend and watched as she drank some Popov vodka, smoked a few cigs and drank some more Popov vodka. Never mind that drinking Popov vodka (aka the vodka of choice for the person who doesn’t give a damn) is a silent cry for help, why didn’t the paps call Dr. Drew to come and get Gitte? I know Dr. Drew wouldn’t have come if the paps only told him that Gitte was drunk in the park, but his fame whore ass definitely would’ve come if the paps told him cameras were there.
Oh, Gitte. She just hasn’t been the same ever since she humped on Foofy Foofy. There’s definitely a connection there.