Monday, August 6th 2012

Night Crumbs

This one picture tells of Victoria Silvstedt's sugar daddy tells us why she should get some respect for being the most dedicated gold digger in the game - The Superficial 

Finally, Prince Hot Ginge presses pause on going to the Olympics to get back to his full-time job: giving us bulge in polo pants - Lainey Gossip

FYI: Mika says he's strictly dickly - Towleroad

Selena Gomez isn't wearing a bra, but she is wearing my auntie's favorite house cleaning dress - Hollywood Tuna 

What in 80s lot lizard hell is Ashley Tisdale wearing? - Drunken Stepfather

Why can't we live in a world where these dogs are more famous than their owners? - The Berry 

Tripp Palin is fucked living with Bristol and is even more fucked living with Levi, so obviously a judge should award custody of him to a family of bears in the woods. He'll have a better chance. - Celebitchy

When Ryan Lochte gets drunk, his derp face matches his derp brain. Good to know. - Just Jared

Lady CaCa's tattoo is missing an F - OMG Blog

The X-Factor is really going after the Sasquatch demographic - ICYDK

The Total Recall remake flopped - Moe Jackson 

Going down - Cityrag

Three seconds after this picture was taken, JLo told her third kid, Casper Smart, "Now stay where I can see you and that means you better not go wandering in the gay glory hole in the men's bathroom." - Popsugar

Call off the search, Mitt Romney's campaign song has been found! - Videogum

Majela ZeZe Diamond and Miss Prada need to go on tour together - Crunk + Disorderly

Ben Stiller isn't wearing a top. Do with this what you will - I'm Not Obsessed

Jessica Simpson lost 40 pounds. Do with this what you will. - Celebslam

Richard Simmons is in the worst KISS drag I've ever seen: Do you this what you will (read: FAP. You're so going to fap to this.) - SOW

Simon Cowell loves the galaxy, because it's the only place that can almost hold his entire ego - Hollywood Rag 

I'm actually surprised that Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn't have her Match.com handle tattooed on her right chichi - Popoholic

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 6:24pm.

Well Chestica's baby must have been at least 6 pounds. Placenta, another 24, that's 30. Other fluids, easily 12, there you go, that's 42 so far. Could happen.
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The initial after birth loss, yes, possible. But those pictures of her just a month ago bitch is still a mammoth.

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Well Chestica's baby must have been at least 6 pounds. Placenta, another 24, that's 30. Other fluids, easily 12, there you go, that's 42 so far. Could happen.

Actually in that pic she looks very good. Stiller on the other hand, no! ;)

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Gardening Girl's picture

Oh Deb that was funny! *snort*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Jessica Simpson lost 40 pounds.
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Bullshit! There were pics of her out several weeks ago and she was still fighting that baby weight+ that she put on. If she lost 35 lbs since July 4th it's because she got a lap band. Which is what I thought she was going to do to meet goal weight anyway.

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Saphris's picture

gross.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."

Richiegay's picture

If they decide to do a reboot of Who's The Boss my vote is Tripp Palin for the Jonathan part, he just has that much of a busted gay face.

Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 6:13pm.
Chestica lost 35 pounds...in what universe!
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The one where taking a big shit and putting down your purse counts!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Brody and his chick did it better than Silvstedt and whoevertheflab!

Pink cheeks on a ginge, waaay hot!

"Do with this what you will" - phrase of the day MK? LOL

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Chestica lost 35 pounds...in what universe!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Normally, I'd say that Simpson's weight is none of our business, and people need to be nicer to her, and feminism rah rah rah!

But she did the Weight Watcher deal of her own free will. She deliberately made it our business. So I'm torn between snorting at this latest claim, and idly wondering what happens if she doesn't uphold her end of the bargain. Will she have to pay WW back?

Gardening Girl's picture

Mika, gay...duhhhhhhhhh!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Hmmm ... Tisdale's look is more mid-90s lot lizard hooker IMHO.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is absolutely NO WAY Chestica has lost 40lbs. Especially since those pics of her from 6/21 she looked FATTER then she was when she was pregnant.

LOL@that dumb bitch that got mowed down by the pit crew!

Lisbet459's picture

Wait, Mika was in the closet? I honestly thought he was out and proud.