Night Crumbs
This one picture tells of Victoria Silvstedt’s sugar daddy tells us why she should get some respect for being the most dedicated gold digger in the game – The Superficial
Finally, Prince Hot Ginge presses pause on going to the Olympics to get back to his full-time job: giving us bulge in polo pants – Lainey Gossip
FYI: Mika says he’s strictly dickly – Towleroad
Selena Gomez isn’t wearing a bra, but she is wearing my auntie’s favorite house cleaning dress – Hollywood Tuna
What in 80s lot lizard hell is Ashley Tisdale wearing? – Drunken Stepfather
Why can’t we live in a world where these dogs are more famous than their owners? – The Berry
Tripp Palin is fucked living with Bristol and is even more fucked living with Levi, so obviously a judge should award custody of him to a family of bears in the woods. He’ll have a better chance. – Celebitchy
When Ryan Lochte gets drunk, his derp face matches his derp brain. Good to know. – Just Jared
Lady CaCa’s tattoo is missing an F – OMG Blog
The X-Factor is really going after the Sasquatch demographic – ICYDK
The Total Recall remake flopped – Moe Jackson
Going down – Cityrag
Three seconds after this picture was taken, JLo told her third kid, Casper Smart, “Now stay where I can see you and that means you better not go wandering in the gay glory hole in the men’s bathroom.” – Popsugar
Call off the search, Mitt Romney’s campaign song has been found! – Videogum
Majela ZeZe Diamond and Miss Prada need to go on tour together – Crunk + Disorderly
Ben Stiller isn’t wearing a top. Do with this what you will – I’m Not Obsessed
Jessica Simpson lost 40 pounds. Do with this what you will. – Celebslam
Richard Simmons is in the worst KISS drag I’ve ever seen: Do you this what you will (read: FAP. You’re so going to fap to this.) – SOW
Simon Cowell loves the galaxy, because it’s the only place that can almost hold his entire ego – Hollywood Rag
I’m actually surprised that Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t have her Match.com handle tattooed on her right chichi – Popoholic