Night Crumbs
This one picture tells of Victoria Silvstedt's sugar daddy tells us why she should get some respect for being the most dedicated gold digger in the game - The Superficial
Finally, Prince Hot Ginge presses pause on going to the Olympics to get back to his full-time job: giving us bulge in polo pants - Lainey Gossip
FYI: Mika says he's strictly dickly - Towleroad
Selena Gomez isn't wearing a bra, but she is wearing my auntie's favorite house cleaning dress - Hollywood Tuna
What in 80s lot lizard hell is Ashley Tisdale wearing? - Drunken Stepfather
Why can't we live in a world where these dogs are more famous than their owners? - The Berry
Tripp Palin is fucked living with Bristol and is even more fucked living with Levi, so obviously a judge should award custody of him to a family of bears in the woods. He'll have a better chance. - Celebitchy
When Ryan Lochte gets drunk, his derp face matches his derp brain. Good to know. - Just Jared
Lady CaCa's tattoo is missing an F - OMG Blog
The X-Factor is really going after the Sasquatch demographic - ICYDK
The Total Recall remake flopped - Moe Jackson
Going down - Cityrag
Three seconds after this picture was taken, JLo told her third kid, Casper Smart, "Now stay where I can see you and that means you better not go wandering in the gay glory hole in the men's bathroom." - Popsugar
Call off the search, Mitt Romney's campaign song has been found! - Videogum
Majela ZeZe Diamond and Miss Prada need to go on tour together - Crunk + Disorderly
Ben Stiller isn't wearing a top. Do with this what you will - I'm Not Obsessed
Jessica Simpson lost 40 pounds. Do with this what you will. - Celebslam
Richard Simmons is in the worst KISS drag I've ever seen: Do you this what you will (read: FAP. You're so going to fap to this.) - SOW
Simon Cowell loves the galaxy, because it's the only place that can almost hold his entire ego - Hollywood Rag
I'm actually surprised that Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn't have her Match.com handle tattooed on her right chichi - Popoholic
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I thought it was Erik Estrada.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Who is that old dude and why am I looking at a photo of him irrigating his culo?
*looks away*
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 9:34pm.
Am I the only one who thought that that man in the pic up there was Mel Gibson?
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um, no.
Whoa, Jessica's big ass has a LONG ways to go... hope she hasn't cashed WW's check...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
No bra? Selena needs Spanx.
Get over it, Jessica IS fat. Those who insist she is perfect just the way she is are usually dealing with weight issues themselves. FAT FAT FAT
Miz Vavoline
He's just renting Victoria the hooker's cooter by the hour...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by JoJo on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:06am.
I'd still rather see Richard Simmons, in all of his sparkly glory as Jack Reacher, than that pansy ass Tom Cruise.
Will.Not.Watch.
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Agree with you 100%
his gut isnt that big, so victoria won't need strong neck muscles to hold her head up whilst her head holds the fat over penis area, as she tries to perform fellatio.
I'm not joking: I thought that picture was of the so-called "Enty."
I am no Jessica Simpson fan, but those pictures of her are old. I've seen them in In Touch or one of those mags that I am FORCED to read while waiting in line at the check out.
I really doubt that Jessie The Cow dropped that much weight so quickly, but if she did then I'd bet anything that she had lap band, or that gastric sleeve surgery. She just went to the gym at first for appearances. That's why I never could with Jessica..she is a phony bitch.
I'd still rather see Richard Simmons, in all of his sparkly glory as Jack Reacher, than that pansy ass Tom Cruise.
Will.Not.Watch.
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omg Mika had some very catchy tunes, with that grace kelly song and the everybody loves to dance LOVES TO DAAAAAAAAAAANCEEEEE *high pitch*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 11:00pm.
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Yep, many film set/crew people do not like working with Stiller. He has the reputation of being an unfunny prick.
Ben Stiller is a mean douchebag. I have heard this from multiple people who have worked with him. I am not sorry his stupid movie flopped.
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Like a second skeleton
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Submitted by C6 on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 8:29pm.
Let's not dance around this shit any further; homegirl can pass for Honey Boo Boo's mom. That's how much tonnage she's rolling with. Just saying facts. And if she "lost 35lbs" this week, then that is what she SHAT out (plausible). Give us all a goddamn break
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LMAO!!! Let's keep it honest!!!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
We're so deep in the hole, I'd do fat old yacht dude almost any way he'd like. I'm too old and fat for him anyways, though.
Until I clicked, I thought Mika in the blurb was Mika Brzezinsky. HAHAHA. I'm an old fogey. Now the younguns who know who the British Mika is will google her.
About Ben Stiller: The wife looks good. Glad she stopped being anorexic. She was too thin for a long time...
Stiller is getting old... sorry his movie flopped. A lot of movies are flopping this year. Folks are just seeing a couple of movies and that's it. Waiting for DVDs.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Okay, so this guy has far too much weight around his waist, but he isn't morbidly obese...c'mon.
Ben Stiller is odd looking with top on or off. lol. His wife Christine can still rock her bikini bottom!
These Palins make me want to hurl. I wouldn't expect anything more from their spawn.
That Miss Prada Voodoo video is disturbing and hilarious.
((whoops, edited for being spacey, dying of humidity and spelling challenged this day. ))
Jessica still looks like a cow.. I am 9 mos pregnant and look better than her..What's left there is KFC and Duncan Donuts!
You just know she's counting that 35 lb weight loss from her highest before she gave birth. I lost about 30-35 with each one. The baby, placenta, amniotic fluid, water retention, etc. She said she had extra amniotic fluid as well didn't she? I bet she lost 40 lbs, and put on the extra 5. None of that weight she lost was any fat off her body.
I thought the dude was George Lopez. I wondered when he stopped caring.
Am I the only one who thought that that man in the pic up there was Mel Gibson?
NO way did Jessica lose 40 lbs in those pics.
How do women like Victoria do it with slobs like that? There is no amount money in the world that would entice me to so much as look at that slob for more than 2 seconds, let alone screw him.
That fat ole geezer is the bio dad of Heidi klums lil girl Leni iirc
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Ironically, I used to confuse Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons all the time! Yeah, I was a dumb slut like that :P
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
Love, love, love dear sweet Mika!! I so want to hear some comeback music from him. Hope he is recovered from that terrible tragedy. Be strong, darling!
Maybe people can now understand why I've always confused Richard Simmons with Gene Simmons...
One look at the folds and water nozzle between his chunky ass cheeks and you have to tip your hat to Victoria d*ck-smokin'-lips Silvstedt. You just do. ;)
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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 8:21pm.
About Jessica Simpson, the article said she gained 60lbs. Bullshit! She gained at least 75=80lbs.
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Let's not dance around this shit any further; homegirl can pass for Honey Boo Boo's mom. That's how much tonnage she's rolling with. Just saying facts. And if she "lost 35lbs" this week, then that is what she SHAT out (plausible). Give us all a goddamn break.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
You'd think with all the $$ these Italian Yachter zillionaires have they would know how to work a fitted swim trunk or a yacht hose. Christ, at least put up some kind of gold-trimmed fancy Asian screen thing as you're spraying your old ass! Money damn can't buy a bitch strategic mystery obviously.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
About Jessica Simpson, the article said she gained 60lbs. Bullshit! She gained at least 75=80lbs.
Second BS, she lost 35lbs. She better get ready to give Weight Watchers back their money.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Re Levi vs. Bristol: You know that Sunny bitch he just knocked up is who's behind this burning desire to get custody. Pro tip: in most states, you can't file a custody mod if you owe back child support. And if you only see your kid twice a year, you get laughed out of court. Someone put these morons out of their misery, if they think they have a snowball's chance in hell of getting Tripp away from the Palins.
de Cosmos -- that, dear de Cosmos, is no lady.
Tripp is fucked. Get him, Baby Rojo and some Octokids into a reality show. Like Big Brother but the house is a nursery.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
That just demonstrates yet again that any old daddy with a big yacht attracts a certain type of lady.
That Victoria Silvstedt is such a disgusting whore. To think she gives rim jobs to that fat, hairy troll.
The levels of degradation some women will put up with!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Good for Chestica. Only 60 more to go!
@ GG
No kidding huh? There is this hairy, morbidly obese alcoholic man that use to be my neighbour. He made mega bucks working at the mill and he always had a girlfriend.
Let me tell you that there would be no amount of money in the world that would get me on that ride. NONE.
I loved the "Going Down" video. Yeah, I've met that bitch on tours a hundred times. Nice.
This is why I could never be a paid whore...sooner or later you'd have to toss the salad of gross dudes like this!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
we saw a candid of Chestica last week, and she still looked huge.
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That's where the pain comes in
Like a second skeleton
Trying to fit beneath the skin
I can't fit the feelings in
i want doggie Gosling and doggie Beckham! <3 <3
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
1) I thought Mika was already openly gay, if he was in the closet previously then he wasn't doing a very good job masking it.
2) Levi Johnson calling Bristol a bad parent? Hi, pot calling kettle black.
3) Chestica, you will never look as good as THIS Sandwich Queen. *snaps finger*
She gained a sloppy 70, she could easily lose 35 pounds and still look like a hot fucking mess. That's what happened to me.
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Submitted by Richiegay on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 6:19pm.
If they decide to do a reboot of Who's The Boss my vote is Tripp Palin for the Jonathan part, he just has that much of a busted gay face.
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I feel really bad that I snorted at this...
The Stillers look like they are having fun, they even brought beach stuff with them.
M.E., honestly can't imagine how she did it either. Might be Photoshop trickery, old photograph trickery, operation trickery, a mirage. I'd believe any combination of those, before I would any sort of healthy weight loss.
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