Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen, Round (I Lost Count)
The last time we left the Cunty Crusty Queen vs. Cunty Crusty Queen feud, Elton John and his husband David Furnish were mad at Madge for beating them for the Best Song trophy at the Golden Globes earlier this year. Well, Elton is still sticking his nose up Lady CaCa's ass while farting all over Madge, and yes Elton's farts smell like rotten hydrangeas marinating in rusty toilet tank water. During an interview in Australia with music journalist Molly Meldrum, Elton grabbed Madge by the hair, dragged her across the floor, stopped for a second after his hip gave out and then continued to drag, drag, drag that bitch. Elton blew air kisses at CaCa, Katy Perry and RiRi, but said that Madge needs to put it away.
"She is such a nightmare. I'm sorry. Her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt.
If Madonna had any common sense she would have made a record like Ray Of Light and stayed away from the dance stuff and just been a great pop singer and make great pop records, which she does brilliantly. But no, she had to go and prove… she looks like a fucking fairground stripper.”
Damn, when are we going to find out that Madge butt fucked herself with Elton's favorite pair of glasses? But I hope that Elton never stops being a bitter old bitch queen and never stops shooting balls of pressed hate with his mouth at Madge, because nothing is more entertaining than two egotistical bitches beating each other down. Bitterness does get better with age. And I don't expect Madge to respond to Elton's hate. Madge is too busy lurking in the darkness behind Elton, patiently waiting for his 19-year-old son Zachary to turn 18, so she can get the ultimate revenge on her rival by marrying his first born! If the gods have any love for us, they'll make this happen.
And skip to the 7:24 mark below to see Elton take a swat at Madge's fairground stripper crotch AGAIN:
via Queerty
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"She is such a nightmare. I'm sorry. Her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt."
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Nice use of the c-word! Stay classy, douchebag.
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Diamond, you're at the beach in the August!! It's too bad about work, but probably sucked there anyway. You still thinking of someday putting your own studio?
My fave dental hygienist did just that. It took a while but she kept training and competing. One day, she up and left and started her own business in her house. She may have partnered up with someone but she's still at it now a year later, she's doing very well.
OnT: Hope Madge doesn't mention his crackling voice or we will have a real bitch war!
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Within,
I was down at the beach this weekend. The good thing about being unemployed is that I finally have weekends free and the week too!!!! Talk about glass half full. haahahaha
All is well with you??
OT: Don't really like Madonna or Elton's music.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:22pm.
And Elton for the win...
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Breaks, we miss you......don't ever leave us for so long again. :-(
Submitted by bloodsicle on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 1:06pm.
Evil, you are right. All my life my dad has been saying that Elton owes it all to Bernie.
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He wrote the majority of all John's lyrics for years! The lyrics are what makes a song special and that was the contribution Taupin made, which made John's career.
Hey Diamond, YES! How are you? Thought you might be off somewhere having some fun. Saw your backflip somewhere, and then you went off hehehe! We missed you girl! You around today?
OnT: LOL these two queens!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Evil, you are right. All my life my dad has been saying that Elton owes it all to Bernie.
I don't know which pic is more unattractive. Elton with his gob wide open or Madonna's pussy popping. MK always picks the best pics for his posts.
Elton is at the stage when he can say whatever the fuck he wants! when he's right , he's right,
*waves back*
Quote of the Year. And you know she'll do something in retaliation.
Where's wet-n-wild-Diamond Dogs?! You still here? :P
And the Breakdown, down under? HAHAH
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:43pm.
Hi, and I missed you around here. ♥
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Hello beautiful! ❤
I was at the beach this weekend. Very hot here right now! 35 degrees.
Did you have a good weekend?
He tells it like it is. Now Madge should pull a Bacall-Maclaine and mention his wigs! They're two bitter bitches but we need to hear more! OLOLOLOL *duck and dive* ;p
"patiently waiting for his 19-year-old son Zachary to turn 18" - so she can marry him, LMAO!
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Salma you're back!!!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:43pm.
Hi, and I missed you around here. ♥
Meanwhile that school for girls in Malawi that Madonna used to get herself some extra attention in 2010 remains a barren untilled piece of land, which the locals once used to provide crops for themselves but is now being converted into a cemetery. Anyone who believes in shameless displays of celebrity charity is a fucking moron.
His comments show that he has no class. He may feel that way, but why the fuck continuously go after Madonna? It just makes him look like a sore loser over that stupid Golden Globe and a nasty old queen. The fact that he thinks Katy Perry is talented shows me that he is either getting senile or has no real taste in music.
Let's not forget, Elton's hits, from years ago, are due in part to the brilliance of Bernie Taupin.
Oh Elton's a cunt.
Listen, Madonna's been doing this for ages. Do I wanna see her yams? Her cans? No. But she doesn't care what I want, what you want, she does what she wants and she sells better Elton on his best day! I have to respect that. Gaga sucks her fans dicks and claims to be a fan of everyone, pretends not to be competitive and seldom says anything truly edgy. Madonna doesn't give a fuck, she doesn't care what people think of her and the more they disapprove, the better! It'd be worse if no one reacted.
People didn't like "Sex" they didn't like her other insinuations but she's still famous, she's still doing well. No apologies and no regrets, that's her thing.
"The Circle of Life" was sappy, trite garbage along with most of the crap Elton pedddles. He never mixes it up, he feeds off divas (Diana, Gaga, Mary J Blige, Elizabeth Taylor, and at one point even Madonna) and has looked the same for ages.
In other words, by being offended you're only helping Madonna. Has she ever not offended? Just don't look at her twat or her knockers and don't go to her concerts if it wigs you out.
Say what you will...but Elton is kind of like an open book. Seriously talented, seriously flawed. Damaged as a young boy and constantly looking for validation and love. He is a recovering addict and will be for the rest of his life. He is fumbling along and doing his best but at least he is aware of his weaknesses and he has certainly put his money where is mouth is when it comes to charity.
Madonna, on the other hand, is full of contradictions. Driven to the max. Lucky more than talented and almost obsessive in her attempts to remain relevant and in control. Her interviews and personal appearances are cringe-worthy. She doesn't appear to be heading in the right direction.
Team Elton.
"Fairground stipper," LOL - he certainly nailed that one!!
More like the stripper past her prime working the day shift at the Cheetah Club in Vegas. Someone will pay, but it's a helluva way to make a living, and you know that the $20 blowjobs in the parking lot are next. Madonna is richer than Croesus - why does she need to do this? It's sick. I never could stand her, she was always a first class bitch. She needs to keep her 54 year old crotch under wraps.
There is a lot of truth to what Elton is saying but he's such a vindictive, bitter asshole that his words lose credibility.
I like your avi Blue Orchid :-)
Elton says what everyone else is thinking.
Elton John Is a better mom than Madonna.
Elton is a truth teller with his comments. Love the extra dig that old cunt did of naming all of the 20-something females Madonna probably uses as her youth-spiration images when she's working out.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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I love Elton.
*digs out Crocodile Rock and dances*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:11pm.
I haaaaaatttteeee "Candle in the Wind". Such tripe!
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Amen to that! That and the Lion King song. Shudder.
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OT....I just realized I've been a member of the D for 5 years and a day! I rarely get the chance to post more than the occasional fly-by, but Michael K has brought me lots of snarky laughter and the rest of you have given me tons of hilarious sayings and expressions over the years that shock and confuse my friends and co-irkers. Thanks, whores!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:22pm.
And Elton for the win...
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That photo of Madonna is really embarrassing.
You want to keep singing, then keep singing, but there's absolutely no need to shove that old crotch in everybody's faces. Or pull down her bra and expose her nipples like she did in her last concert. That's degrading and pathetic.
And Elton for the win...
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yeah but let's see how GaGa ages...too bad Elton won't be around to comment on that
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I haaaaaatttteeee "Candle in the Wind". Such tripe!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Elton's right. She's not being age appropriate and it is embarrassing, probably mostly for Lourdes. She was doing a great job of aging gracefully, but then all that with Guy Ritchie seems to have made her fight scrambling to be young again, kinda like Demi Moore. But Elton can't talk. He hasn't done a decent song since the 80s. They're both has beens!
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 10:53am.
Not only hits, but GREAT album after great album.
Madonna DOES need to sit down and stop making a fool of herself. That's what happens when a performer's work is style and sex over substance.
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Really?! Great album after great album? Like the Lion King soundtrack, or that horrid Candle in the Wind Princess Diana crap? Sure it was a hit, but the idea Elton John has released anything in many years comparable to his earlier stuff is massively debatable.
Madonna tries too hard to young and hip. I hate old people that try too hard.
Elton is such a bitch. God! But he is very right about her music. Basically everything she's put out since Ray of Light has been utter shit, with the exception of a very few tracks from Music. Ugh.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 11:58am.
It's Backstage Passes by Angela (Angie) Bowie.
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Devil's advocate.
Elton John is a smart guy. He basically courted a young Aussie techno band to remix his music from the 70s and release an album, and what they have done is absolutely brilliant.
http://youtu.be/froqs4giHBg
He basically gets a hit without lifting a finger.
I read a book by David Bowie's ex wife (I forget the name, but it's delightfully trashy) where Elton was a shy man who didn't speak much. This was in the late 60s/early 70s. It's a shame he's lost himself and become so malicious. It's obvious he's got this dark hole in his heart that was once filled with alcohol and drugs and food, and if fatherhood and wealth and name-dropping and buttfucking wannabe musicians doesn't make him happy, nothing ever will.
Team Elton, just checking in.
I wake up to old people crotch! WTF?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
And, yeah, Team Elton. The man can write music and sing, that hag bitch never could.
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Lu32Cy and Bendy - don't be irrational... Elton John? really?
*z snaps, smacks lips*
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Oh GOD! Bitch reminds me of my gramma when she was near death and no longer gave a damn - never wore underwear and kept shitting on everything and falling down, exposing her crotch. VOM!
Bitch, no one wants to see your bony, death-stinkin', semen compost cooch, m'kay? Put some goddamn pants on and sit the fuck down.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Yarp, he's right. She could have embraced her age and realy rocked it, but no, has to try and prove she can still do backflips like some teen. Yawn
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 11:38am.
Lucy, I thought you knew......Jack-n-the-hat.
I thought Jack-n-the-hat was just an alt! Hi Elton!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 11:32am.
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I wonder what Elton's Dlisted username is.
Lucy, I thought you knew......Jack-n-the-hat.
I'm on team Elton here. Basically because he's only telling the truth (and it happens to match exactly what I've been saying... so that helps). Confessions was good though - the dance stuff did work for her with that. But she should have left it alone, and, as Elton says, produced a record like Ray of Light.
Sir Elton is my hero! Now that's how a knight of the realm deals with invasive skankitude