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Natalia Ishchenko and Svetlana Romashina, the Russian synchronized swimming duo who paid tribute to Michael Jackson during the technical semi-finals yesterday by wearing stunning bedazzled bathing swimsuits with his face on them and by thrusting it in the water to "They Don't Care About Us." Ishchenko and Romashina have the highest technical scores going into the finals and I'm sure that has nothing to do with their skills at synchronizing and EVERYTHING to do with their hot bathing suits. No, Ishchenko and Romashina didn't go all the way by wearing one beaded white glove and carrying towels shaped like Bubbles' body, but they did pay tribute to MJ's nose. That's what those nose clipper things are really for, right?
You can watch their entire routine here, but a little warning first, NBC is prejudiced against non-Americans and they basically want the full name of your first born and your cable box's social security number before letting you watch.
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NBC is not going to show synchronized swimming because the US didn't make the cut! That's right boys and girls. The country that brought the world synchronized swimming is not even competing.
We watched this shit this weekend and it was the most awful, terrifyingly wonderful thing I have ever seen. The Olympics need to synchronize all of the sports from now on.
Oh. And NBC needs to kiss my entire toasty brown ass. Bitches.
whenever i see or hear any thing about synchronized swimming, i always think of this GREAT skit
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4122944961711350389
Harry Shearer's masterpiece on the art of Synchro swimming, featuring Martin Short and Christopher Guest.
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Wake me when Charlie Sheen wins the 100-kilo Coke Snort.
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NBC is the worst network in the world. I'd like to make the CEO run naked round the Olympic track whilst Americans pelt him with rotten fruit/dog feces.
I'm practically bald from pulling my hair out over their utter shitness. Why do they think we're all racist xenophobes who can only stomach watching events the USA have won a medal in? Maybe we'd like a little balance and the chance to see other teams competing?
Cunts.
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I saw them swim this morning. They looked like mutant dolls.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 10:23am.
I can't believe they actually dedicate a segment to social networking and talk about Twitter.
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I was blown away when that little midget sissy was updating the WORLD on what dumbfuck celebrities were tweeting...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Good god, how many ways can a person swim? Who cares about rowing, you're just going in a straight line. And fuck off with the equestrian shit, the rider ain't doin nuthin, the horse does all the work.
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I want to try and fap to this but NBC won't let me.
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Yes, I agree FUCK NBC and Seacrest better stick to his shit AI.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
team USA did this in montreal a while ago (although with thriller) AND with the sparkly white glove!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVwP2eP0wa0
and no way am i giving my life info to nbc so i guess i'll have to wait until someone pilfers it on youtube...
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Submitted by turnelbup on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 9:16am.
Gotta be the goofiest Olympic sport next to curling.
Except it's also one of the hardest.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 10:04am.
Submitted by TexnDoc: "I love the itty bitty nose on the swimsuit."
LOL. I love that you pointed it out, because I missed that hilarious detail.
When my sister and I were young we used to choreograph water ballet and synch swimming routines in the pool. It was so much fun! (yes, we looked retarded doing it).
Hekki, that is so funny. I always wanted to be a sync swimmer but couldn't find a good partner as my doggie didn't like to put his head underwater for long. I almost drowned my little sister doing it. Haha
NBC sucks ass. The only time you get to see events with non-Americans, is if the foreign team is playing or performing against Americans. If I see one more freaking volleyball game... The sad part is, NBC has the Games until 2020. Balls!
NBC can suck it. And no matter how much people complain, they aren't going to change anything because they are still making money.
Co-sign on NBC's coverage. Could've been so much better!
Agree that NBC is blowing the coverage. The gymnastics didn't even seem like a competition with how little they showed opponents. I haven't minded the Phelps coverage since Lochte was proven to be such a simple goat fuck. Seacrest is a goddamned joke and I can't believe they actually dedicate a segment to social networking and talk about Twitter.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Every time I turn on the damn TV all that's on is SWIMMING! And yes, NBC SUCKS... worst coverage ever with zombie Bob Costas and fucking Seacrest...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by TexnDoc: "I love the itty bitty nose on the swimsuit."
LOL. I love that you pointed it out, because I missed that hilarious detail.
When my sister and I were young we used to choreograph water ballet and synch swimming routines in the pool. It was so much fun! (yes, we looked retarded doing it).
Hell, on BBC, all we get are reports on London street fairs and steel drum bands celebrating England's diversity. I would welcome Gaycrest for comic relief!
Agree with all the comments about NBC's coverage. Worst coverage EVER! Don't get me started on Shrimpcrest!
I actually like synchronized swimming but I wouldn't know about this, because NBC DOESN'T SHOW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
If I have to see one more giant interview with Phelps I am going to scream!
Just to clarify: I have a satellite dish. I got 500 channels of butkis!
Thanks for nothing NBC. Since they put such a headlock on Olympic coverage, the only thing we have seen on Egyptian TV was a lousy soccer match between Egypt and Japan. I don't know how it is in other countries, but we used to see everything on State TV-every minute of the Atlanta Olympics and The World Cup in Korea/Japan-we saw every match. I don't know where the fault lies, but I think it is with the greedy broadcasters' monopoly. I thought we could get Olympics coverage on BBC this year-all we see is presenters admitting that they are a mile and a half away from the venue, interviewing other presenters.
NBC should never be allowed to broadcast the Olympics again. Disgraceful coverage. Idiotic commentary. Total embarrassent. Team BBC.
Gotta be the goofiest Olympic sport next to curling.
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The only thing I can think of when I think about synchronized swimming is the ridiculous skit on SNL from back in the day:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4122944961711350389
NBC has completely fucked the enjoyment right out of these Olympics for me.
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I love the itty bitty nose on the swimsuit.