Monday, August 6th 2012

Dumb Douchebag Of The Day

If your $257,000 Ferrari is parked in the valet zone of The Mercer Hotel in SoHo and a cop starts writing your ass a ticket for being parked in the valet zone, you should just take the ticket, drive your car to a $75-a-day parking garage (and that's probably the cheapest parking garage in that neighborhood) and then go back inside to do Cristal shots out of her reality trash girlfriend's belly button. But that's not what 28-year-old Julien Chabbott, who is the co-creator of the Line Snob app, did and it got him a day in the clink.

Jalopnik says that Damian Mory was shooting video of the Ferrari when stupid twat extraordinaire Julien came out of the hotel, refused to take the ticket Officer Recio was writing and got in his fancy ass car to drive away. Officer Recio told Julien not to even think about driving away and the cop put his foot in front of the wheel to let a bitch know that he wasn't playing around. There are many ways to show the world that you're a dumb, entitled bitch and one of them is to drive away when a cop tells you to do the opposite. Julien hit the gas and also allegedly hit the cop's foot. BOOM. Game Over. Julien was pulled out of his car and forced to make out with the cobblestones. Julien was arrested, taken down to the police station and charged with being a dumb bitch, being a dumb bitch and being a dumb bitch.

A spokesperson for the NYPD tells the Observer that Officer Recio had to go to the hospital to be treated for an injury to his foot and hand. He was released a quick second later.

I could watch this video over and over again. Julien is dumb as shit, the cop is crazy as hell and I am entertained! Slow claps for everyone. Really, don't all of us already know that when you screw with a cop, you're either going to get a taser to the ass or a pavement facial scrub? But what do you expect from Julien's dumb ass? I mean, he's dating Stephanie Pratt, Spencer Pratt's sister and face twin, so we obviously know that he's not that great at making life choices.

Posted by: Michael K


Pinkismyblack's picture

*taking notes* :)

Newportjoey's picture

Entertainment at it's finest!!!

"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"

Bda's picture

Cop is an overzealous asshole and this kid is an entitled fucking prick. Still the cop put his fucking foot in the way like he wanted him to run over his foot just so he could yank his ass out the car. Angry bitter cops on shitty salaries jealous of young rich assholes driving Ferrari's. Yup recipe for disaster alright.

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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 4:42pm.

well depends on how you throw it,

its like a baseball throw, if you throw it over ahead, and the bottle rotates in a 360 circle, as its flying in the air, then yes it would have look liked fire works and gone everywhere

but if you toss it, like an underarm throw, than the bottle starts from a low point, and gradually climbs up in the air before making its way down, like a Bell curve, but in this case it hits an object, and then just pours out.

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Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 8:22pm.
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I'm wondering if he didn't stay on the ground feigning injury, in order to later bring charges against the way he was manhandled. And really, what did he think getting in the car, he had nowhere to go, the street was packed, just dumb.

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Stan Hooper's picture

Hate NYPD they are a bunch of goons but this guy is a dick to think he can get away with dumb ass move. Pay the damn ticket!

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Oh Dave - agreed. U can't do it halfway, but in that area it's so congested, that there is no way in hell he'd even go a full block without hitting traffic. Stupid move on his part. What a dumb ass.

Mani6's picture

This makes my day! My town is loaded with self entitled assholes...I wish there were more cops like this.

oh dave's picture

His mistake was thinking that he could do this kind of thing halfway. If you are prepared to run over the cop's foot I think you need to be prepared to keep going. You can't run over a cop's foot and then quit and act like they're just going to give you a ticket.

NaughtyVoyeur's picture

tee-hee... giggle. Do it again! Do it again!

justincase's picture

Very, very entertaining! Look how he just lies there on the dirty street - he's a deflated little ruling class brat. Hopefully he just lost his option to rule.

Whatever's picture

Love when arrogant pricks who think they are above the law get smacked back into reality.

Bizzarelife's picture

Lots of this crap goes on in Los Angeles AND Miami. Very familiar with both towns.

Granted, some police can be a bit...overzealous. This is true. However, what an ass. Who drives over a cop's foot. REALLY??? What a complete and total douche.

Hope he enjoyed his night in the piss-filled clink. Uggh.

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@ YoPeen:

Great post!

gee_gee's picture

This is a simple BASIC bitch with a purple shirt that never should have seen the light of day. I cannot STAND a simple bitch.

YoPeen's picture

I'm not a big fan of the NYPD. Whatever you think of the Occupy Wall Street protesters, spraying unarmed people in the fucking face with mace is police state shit. And I've seen my fair share of them being total fucking fascist, power-tripping cocks.

That said, I've also seen plenty of rich, deluded, asshole dipshits like our pal Julien hanging out at places like the Mercer. This is one instance where I'm completely okay with overzealous cop tactics.

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Lucy♥, it's a long weekend, guaranteed Whamo is out enjoying the day having a BBQ or something! LOL

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Sorry for my typos, damn.

Pinkismyblack's picture

"well i shook the coke bottle hard before i sprayed it at her, it was white leather interior too... loolls it went all over the seat, dash, carpet."

How do shake a coke bottle and then throw it someone open without it exploding over you?

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Loopy, so you were in on it too with your coke bottle? Good on you Loops!!! Lol

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very interesting info E.C.

that would explain why the Videographer started filming in the first place...
(and also i thought it was very odd behavior in that we did not see-in the video- that Douchebag *Say any thing to the cop before getting into the car...
(TO me it appeared the cop thought the guy was "just' getting into this car(to get paperwork or whatever)

which would make sense if they had already been conversing /Before the video started.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 1:49pm.

Apparently, before the guy started filming this, Douche bag grabbed the ticket book from the cops hand and refused to stay on the sidewalk, as he was asked to do. This, according to the NY Daily News.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 1:41pm.
I sure hope Jules goes on TV with his lawyer to complain about his civil right to be a dick being violated and how his tax money pays that cop's salary. That would be aces.
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This^^^. You know he will. This isn't over and for that I an grTeful.

freshfacestripper's picture

I love how fate just handed it to this dude in nyc on camera with a big crowd loving his ass gettibg in trouble.fuck these high society psychofants with stupid new money.wtf is line snob?? Lame! Fucking lol ive watched this so many times with my friends at work! Lol

Wanted's picture

HAHAHAHAHH on Julian. That cop is a dumbass though. He was already moving the car and then he stood in front of the tire to try and stop him? Nope. He should have just taken him in for smacking the ticket away. Cops put up with WAY too much these days.

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cocoebert's picture

That's a tough one. On the one hand, douchebag rich guy. On the other, fucking NYPD cops.

WildGuy's picture

What's that whirling sound you hear, you ask? Darwin doing slow turns in his grave.

turnelbup's picture

YAY!!!! RICH ASSWIPES OF THE WORLD, BEWARE!!

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TexnDoc's picture

Hurt hand? From banging on the guy's window it looks like. Also he seemed to start limping and favor his hurt foot after the video of the takedown. Who cares, I'm always pro-cop.

Mrs_Fox's picture

Someone got SHAMED! lol

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@ DiamondDogs

I'm in agreement with you. I gave someone the finger once and he tailgated my car for 3 km. I spotted a police station and turned in there real quick.
Now, I just curse out loud if someone cuts me off.
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i gave the finger & screamed "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!" to a taxi driver trying to mow my ass down in the crosswalk. i had the right of way, so f*ck him.

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Submitted by Cara on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 3:30pm.

Ummm, before the filming began, he had smacked the ticket book out of the cops hand. He then violated a direct order to stay on the sidewalk, he had no registration for the car, he ran over the cops foot AFTER being told not to get into the car. So yeah, he deserved what he got.

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Makes me giddy that on top of the douche getting his ass kicked his douchegirl doesn't bother he's lying in the gutter but she goes straight for the porsche - true love.

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Cara's picture

Sorry, team Ferrari on this one. Fuck the police. Get wrestled to the ground for not accepting a ticket? Would people still be cheering for the cops if it was a pregnant woman driving a Hyundai?

fredfred's picture

I forgot this song existed:

http://youtu.be/OMnbw-AM4VA

holy. shit. that was one of my seriously lost memories.

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"Line Snob"? What a dumb name

I would have gone with "Queue Qs": (Line Questions), or "QQ", or something CLEVAH like that! :D

But then, what do I know? I'm too stupid to spend a quarter million $$$...on a freaking CAR!

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What is LINE SNOB APP?

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 2:47pm.
I googles it, it's an app that can tell you how long the lines are for shows, etc.

THANKS SNOWY!!! ;D

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z80's picture

That ain't shit. The guy in the video is an amateur. One foot pfft. This guy ran over 7 police cars with a tractor monster truck style!! He was even nice enough to move civilian cars out of the way before doing so! Ha ha

http://newportvermontdailyexpress.com/content/pion-behind-bars

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 3:01pm.
I'm too scared to cuss a bitch out or use my finger since assholes are shooting people for doing so here.
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No kidding! I'm the same way. Everyone is angry and trigger ready. Standing in the damned grocery line and this little kid was pretend-shooting at me, "Powww pa pow powwww", and his mother almost tore his arm off and whispered-screamed "That is NOT good...mmmkayyyyy." Then said under her breath "Cause we don't know who's packing these days."

@ M.E.

I'm in agreement with you. I gave someone the finger once and he tailgated my car for 3 km. I spotted a police station and turned in there real quick.
Now, I just curse out loud if someone cuts me off.

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Submitted by ewe: "I wonder if the cops used the Line Snob app to see how long the line was to kick his ass before they locked him up."

HAHAHAHAA!

*high fives ewe*

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Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 2:36pm.

what an asswipe. TEAM NYPD!!! who's stefaniepratt?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Pratt

Hekki's picture

Totally made my day. Little bitch in the purple cardigan did NOT have a nice day after that little display of pissy-ness. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!

I can only hope that his time in police custody was what I imagine it would be.

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I'm too scared to cuss a bitch out or use my finger since assholes are shooting people for doing so here.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 2:47pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 2:44pm.
I forgot this song existed: http://youtu.be/OMnbw-AM4VA

I never knew it existed.
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Sheltered.

Submitted by ewe on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 2:53pm.
I wonder if the cops used the Line Snob app to see how long the line was to kick his ass before they locked him up.

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Ahahahaha!

crazyinjapan's picture

He should create an app that checks if there are legal parking spaces available.

ewe's picture

I wonder if the cops used the Line Snob app to see how long the line was to kick his ass before they locked him up.

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