Tuesday, August 7th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 6th!
K-Fed's girlfriend told him if he wanted another kid - it's his turn to carry it... - Shejay
Runners-up:
While some research has shown that one glass of red wine per day is safe for the fetus, Hilda's hormone imbalance, coupled with her love of merlot, seems to have complicated her pregnancy. - herroyalflyness
Match.com profile: "I enjoy a good craft beer. Also, I'm a little on the husky side, but mostly it's just baby fat." - donha
Unable to wait any longer, Snooki's unborn child tried to make a break for it any way he could. - ShmoosicalTheMusical
"When I had my tummy tuck, they took off enough to make another person." - OurMissC
via Poorly Dressed
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No way, CHAZ BONO, ure not gonna be a good father ever....
Remember the time that Honey Boo Boo Chile and Sugar Bear rode the ATV together?
forget using that combination Treasure Trail/ Cesarean Scar as an exit hatch, --cuz Baby's busting outa here Alien style.
That poor baby has a severe case of the tummy-bears.
Inside every Adam Lambert is a thin person yearning to get out.
Hurley from Lost was pissed they cut his scene as Kuato from the new Total Recall.
You may have large nipples, Jennifer Aniston, but you ain't got no baby!
"Oh, that Khloe Kardashian naked pregnancy pic I can't wait to see!" said no one ever.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Octocunt's pregnancy specialist can get ANYONE knocked up.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
All I did was ask him what 2 + 2 was and he looked like a baby caught in the headlights.
Sure, playing leap frog with your infant son might seem like harmless fun at first...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
The remake of Total Recall has a fantastic special effects budget.
"When I had my tummy tuck, they took off enough to make another person."
Inside every fat person, there's a torso-less baby fighting to get out...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Snooki got so ugly her second child aborted itself.
OMG Hurley got knocked up by the smoke monster!
From the stills of the 3 tittayed woman, I was hoping the new Total Recall was gonna be alright. But after seeing quotzalcoddl (sp) I'm not so sure
Be Good to Each Other
Sorry snowpee, you, can make one too! xoxo
KEVIN FEDERLINE, the pregnant man....
Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood didn’t give birth to Leah, Gary did and here’s proof!
Jsweetbuttafly...
KUATO LIVES!!!
The day Sugar Bear gave birth to his youngest, everybody said "Here comes Honey Boo Boo."
Kuato Pounder with Cheese
The new PG13 remake of Total Recall really did scrape the barrel on plot and special effects
FUCK YOU DAISY I WAS GONNA MAKE A GARY JOKE!!!!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
With no prospects of a job after the end of Teen Moms, Gary pitched his show, Teen Dads.