Tuesday, August 7th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 6th!
K-Fed's girlfriend told him if he wanted another kid - it's his turn to carry it... - Shejay
Runners-up:
While some research has shown that one glass of red wine per day is safe for the fetus, Hilda's hormone imbalance, coupled with her love of merlot, seems to have complicated her pregnancy. - herroyalflyness
Match.com profile: "I enjoy a good craft beer. Also, I'm a little on the husky side, but mostly it's just baby fat." - donha
Unable to wait any longer, Snooki's unborn child tried to make a break for it any way he could. - ShmoosicalTheMusical
"When I had my tummy tuck, they took off enough to make another person." - OurMissC
via Poorly Dressed
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The first male pregnancy trials show that men still can't do anything right.
Xtina always gets her way with The Voice producers during contract renewal time by threatening to blow up the baby attached to her chest.
Did he name the baby Melie Noma ( see left nipple ).
So, he failed to wipe the baby batter off his chest...I'll take hairy palms over that natal mess any day.
Maxwell Drew, enough already. You had it easy.
Signs you're breast feeding too hard.
Chili's new baby back ribs ad didn't go over so well with consumers.
Oh, thank god, I thought my monitor was turned off.
Mini Me had no trouble getting into Fat Bastard's belly. Getting out was a bitch though.
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!
It looks like Khloe is finally pregnant!
Surprisingly,there were no bidders for the photos from Jessica's 10th month of pregnancy.
He tried to get out the back but it was way too hairy.
20 years later and Kuato shows up for the premier of the remake of Total Recall, and owns the red carpet!
A hair bear ate my baby!
Not to be outdone by last year's "Baby Mr. T" Halloween costume, one determined mom spent countless hours crafting her baby's "Shaved Hurley" costume.
It is a total tragedy that Ryan Seacrest was unaware of the dangers from sex with a mighty Bear.
Jessica Simpson debuts the baby bjorn prototype for her new maternity line.
his insurance would only cover 'partial' birth.
don't be such a big, fat baby.
I didn't think the women in Chernobyl could even get pregnant still.
i heard of absorbing your twin...but this is f*cking ridiculous!
A gynocologist's worst nightmare, drinking while pregnant.
Baby Bjorn now available in Sumo.
Baby: "Doctor, it all started as this hairy wart on my ass...."
This sexy beast needs a shave and a diaper change.
f-e-e-d me Seymour!
what you expect the dude from 'Lost' to do on that f*ggin' island?
So that's where Octomom's 9th kid ended up!!
Man v. Food: The Cannibalism Edition
This is not exactly what Fat Bastard meant when he kept yelling "Get in mah BELLAAAY!"
Stroller-meat.
I see the cancerous nipple is the least of his problems.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
How Kardashians are really made.
Match.com profile: "I enjoy a good craft beer. Also, I'm a little on the husky side, but mostly it's just baby fat."
In Russia, baby carries father.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
The only adult male Michael Jackson was ever attracted to.
The tragic side-effect of using too much baby oil.
Little Baby's Ice Cream tries again, and fails.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
You know you're fat when your fat grows limbs.
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No, that's not how to swaddle, and if you came to Lamaze class with me you would know!
Nutty Madman: loves Justin Bieber.
K-Feds girlfriend told him if he wanted another kid - it's his turn to carry it...
Keep eating! Keep eating! You're almost there!
Quaid, start the reactor!
Chaz Bono wanted to be a mom and dad.
Pregnant Man copycat FAIL!
To catch a Predator - Mexican edition.
Artie Lange offers Howard his first born to get back on the Stern Show.