Tuesday, August 7th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 6th!
K-Fed's girlfriend told him if he wanted another kid - it's his turn to carry it... - Shejay
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While some research has shown that one glass of red wine per day is safe for the fetus, Hilda's hormone imbalance, coupled with her love of merlot, seems to have complicated her pregnancy. - herroyalflyness
Match.com profile: "I enjoy a good craft beer. Also, I'm a little on the husky side, but mostly it's just baby fat." - donha
Unable to wait any longer, Snooki's unborn child tried to make a break for it any way he could. - ShmoosicalTheMusical
"When I had my tummy tuck, they took off enough to make another person." - OurMissC
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Great job all!
All very clever. Congrats winners.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Congrats all!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Well done winners, congrats! Lol
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LOL @ Donha
Hahaha well deserved winners!! donha lmfao @ "baby fat"
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Congrats everybody! Thanks MK! I also liked sweetas's captions.
"I don't know her." - Mimi
congrats to all! this whole thread was funny as f*ck! :-D
Congrats winners! LOL!!! <3
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When Beth Ostrosky Stern decided she didn't want to ruin her body carrying Howard's baby, Howard paid an unemployed Artie Lange to do the job.
jessica simpson's baby got stuck in her rolls
Fat Bastard finally got to eat the baby.....
I had a twins, and all I got was a big fat guy and a little baby growing at a very slow rate, and no tee shirt.
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Tell me that's not what i know it is-Michael Scofield
Ok CHAZ, you definitely have a malpractice case now.
While his heart was in the right place, Howard's costume to protest fat-shaming and pro-choice at the church's annual Halloween party was just morbidly obscene.
They are remaking two Arnold movies, but due to budget cuts, they had to mash Total Recall and Junior into one.
Which one's Danny DeVito again?
For god sakes Hector, give the baby a chin, you have 7 of them.....
Now that's what I call a "baby daddy."
A dingo didn't eat ya baby, mate. It was a bear.
One date with Octomom.
EXCLUSIVE! pics from Jessica Simpson's delivery room!
NAC: Diamond Dog/City Barbie/Vern TA hookers!! ♥♥♥
quatlo from the remake of total recall?
CPS removed Leah from Gary Shirley's care after he was observed using one of her dolls to demonstrate how "Mommy's locked up and now I'm stuck with your ass!"
Quaid........open your mind. Open your M I N D.
Body Type: Pleasantly Plump
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Kids? I love kids! I could just eat them up! Er...scratch that last part....
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
K-fed finally gets a sitcom: Baby and Me Make Three
A look into the future: All that go-go juice that Honey Boo Boo drank her whole life really fucked up her son, Honey Chew Chew.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
January Jones' baby daddy finally breaks his silence.
Sadly, the special effects in the "Total Recall" remake were not impressive.
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Some people get tatts of their kids while others.....
Chaz Bono announced today that despite what everyone thinks - he is not just a fat fucked up girl who became a dude - but one who was also once a twin.
Gary will try anything just to be on "Teen Mom" again.
the fat dude from LOST gets in touch with his inner child ...
I should have the pregnancy test before the transgender operation to sew up my vagina.
Early pics of the landing on Mars reveals the truth about our existence...WE CAME FROM HAIRY BELLIES!
AHAHAHA SweeeeeeeetASS!!!!!!!!!!!
"A Gringo ate mah bebeh" INDEED!!!!!!
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Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
When he said he loved baby food, didn't know he meant literally!
Relish today, Ketchup tomorrow!
This is so disturbing I just can't...I...I..can't.
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Dave plans to use his parasitic twin to attract women who are desperate to have a baby.
Looks like getting lost on the island wasn't Hurley's only problem.
Poor Jessica. Even the "Total Recall" movie can't find a place for her "new body"
surprise surprise, a dingo did NOT eat chor bayby!