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August 4, 2012 / Posted by:

By popular demand and in “all of us immature bitches need to grow up (no, we don’t)” news, here’s the flying DONG DONG, the gold medal-winning trampoline jumper from China! GOOOOOOO DONG DONG!

My night was made last night, when the Olympic trampoline commentator (To Buddha or who ever else it may concern: When I tongue kiss death, please reincarnate me as an Olympic trampoline commentator.)  said something like “Dong really needs to stay in that box” during Dong Dong’s jump and twirl act. And I think he said it while I was deep throating an Entenmann’s Ding Dong knock-off. A perfect moment.

A few of you sent Dong Dong my way at the beginning of the Olympics, because you know that I can’t ignore a Dong, especially a flying Dong. Trampoline is now my favorite Olympic sport, because it’s really fucking weird, has the word “tramp” in it and because Dong Dong is the master of it! I never really knew how good of a trampoline artiste Dong Dong is until I watched him hit that box right on last night. The world would be a much better place if all Dongs hit the box right. Git it, Dong Dong!

Oh, how I hope that Dong Dong meets fellow trampoline tramp Karen Cockburn, falls in love with her, marries her and takes her last name so his full name can be Dong Dong-Cockburn. And yes, right after Dong Dong won gold last night, I looked into legally changing my name to Peen Peen. Story developing…

The video of Dong Dong bouncing his way to gold won’t embed, so click here to watch him in action.

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