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By popular demand and in "all of us immature bitches need to grow up (no, we don't)" news, here's the flying DONG DONG, the gold medal-winning trampoline jumper from China! GOOOOOOO DONG DONG!
My night was made last night, when the Olympic trampoline commentator (To Buddha or who ever else it may concern: When I tongue kiss death, please reincarnate me as an Olympic trampoline commentator.) said something like "Dong really needs to stay in that box" during Dong Dong's jump and twirl act. And I think he said it while I was deep throating an Entenmann's Ding Dong knock-off. A perfect moment.
A few of you sent Dong Dong my way at the beginning of the Olympics, because you know that I can't ignore a Dong, especially a flying Dong. Trampoline is now my favorite Olympic sport, because it's really fucking weird, has the word "tramp" in it and because Dong Dong is the master of it! I never really knew how good of a trampoline artiste Dong Dong is until I watched him hit that box right on last night. The world would be a much better place if all Dongs hit the box right. Git it, Dong Dong!
Oh, how I hope that Dong Dong meets fellow trampoline tramp Karen Cockburn, falls in love with her, marries her and takes her last name so his full name can be Dong Dong-Cockburn. And yes, right after Dong Dong won gold last night, I looked into legally changing my name to Peen Peen. Story developing...
The video of Dong Dong bouncing his way to gold won't embed, so click here to watch him in action.
(Thanks to everybody who sent Dong Dong in)
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I watched him win the gold medal. They should have more stuff like this on in primetime instead of stupid beach volleyball.
I hope he names his son Harry.
ohhhhh he is CUTE!!
and lean too. lucky for me, I bang guys from any nationalities. YUM!!
anyway all these names got nothing on American swimmer, Misty Hyman.
Thank you, MK, it took me 3 tries to read the entire story, I was cryin laffin so hard.
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I was watching the womens diving competition and it was so obvious that they scored China higher than any other team.
Submitted by AlexDSSF on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 9:11pm.
From what I heard, Cockburn is actually pronounced Coburn.
Sure it is......
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From what I heard, Cockburn is actually pronounced Coburn.
Excellent choice for HSOTD, MK....Dong Dong is a true champion in every sense of the word!
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look at his happy face;;;; if only my children had spent more time on the big blue trampoline in the backyard.
FYI http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=4545111 ....would it be putt-putt? ;>
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Ha, Tonicbitch! Damn you poor thing you must be bored!
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GG, I was bored so I looked it up. Curling started in medieval Scotland. I guess there wasn't a whole lot else to do back then.
Dion flowerboy, my bro cannot stop cracking up at FukUDoMe! Can't do it. ☺
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The pre-teen in me is snickering along with you MK. I remember the nostop jokes when the Cubs signed Fukudome. Heheheheh.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 5:07pm.
Can someone please explain how sweeping ice became a sport? Why would you want to sweep ice in the first place? Am I missing something? I dont get it.
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Can someone please explain how sweeping ice became a sport? Why would you want to sweep ice in the first place? Am I missing something? I dont get it.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
tonicbitch, you know why curlers are so out of shape? They get to drink beer between rounds or chukkers or whatever you call it. They like REQUIRE it or something!
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Lol dog I LOVE curling and the fussy way they move those little brooms back and forth. It's right up there with racewalking as my favorite silly Olympic sport. Why this doesn't get more primetime action I'll never know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pee4r5fG9tU
Submitted by tonicbitch on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 2:20pm.
Dog, I'll have you know that at the bar I was at last night, some of my (very drunk) friend were deeply and passionately engaged in an argument about why bowling should be an Olympic sport. It was a pretty compelling argument. "well they allow fucking badminton, skeet shooting and table tennis, so why the fuck not?"
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How do you think Curling got into the act??? Like THAT'S a real sport?
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His name should be DING DONG. that would be classic.
If Dong Dong married their ping pong star, Ding Ning, Her name would be Ding Dong!!
This is cool. Medals for a sport we all did in sixth grade- sure! :)
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Why is beach volleyball an Olympic sport? I understand regular volleyball, but how many forms of a sport no one really gives a shit about are needed?
Why not have pool volleyball as well? Or hot coals and rusty nails volleyball?? That would be exciting!
Dong Dong is just an awesome name, no matter how you look at it. Not quite as awesome as Long Duc Dong, but whatevers.
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Y'all just like the way Dong Dong rolls off your tongues.
Dog, I'll have you know that at the bar I was at last night, some of my (very drunk) friend were deeply and passionately engaged in an argument about why bowling should be an Olympic sport. It was a pretty compelling argument. "well they allow fucking badminton, skeet shooting and table tennis, so why the fuck not?"
I find I have to watch the vids fairly quickly because those fastidios immediately block the content. Eff them! ;/
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Harrow, bouncing Dong!
Equestrian events all weekend! Yippee!
I was at a bar last night, and we had no idea that this was even an Olympic event! Out of nowhere, after my Irish Car Bomb shot, I see a bunch of men tucking and rolling (not in a funny way) in the air and we were all mesmerized! When Dong Dong came on, he was a lean, mean, Asian, acrobatic angel and I have to say....I had a dirty martini for him!
The man is amaze-balls. As is his name.
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They should add Dong and Box wrestling, mixed! :P
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ElB, yeah. I read the other day they're adding that and I think two other events but I can't remember which they are.
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@doggy. GOLF? Olympiczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Shite.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 2:01pm.
I'll probably get slammed for this but how TF is this considered an Olympic sport? I mean, I understand it's not that easy to do what he's doing, but at the end of the day, he's just bouncing on a trampoline and doing some layouts. We used to do that on our neighbor's trampoline when we were kids, FFS, and I'm not kidding.
Difference is, you bounced off and cracked your noggin on a tree, came off that and landed in a pond. :)
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 2:01pm.
I'll probably get slammed for this but how TF is this considered an Olympic sport? I mean, I understand it's not that easy to do what he's doing, but at the end of the day, he's just bouncing on a trampoline and doing some layouts. We used to do that on our neighbor's trampoline when we were kids, FFS, and I'm not kidding.
Difference is, you bounced off and cracked your noggin on a tree, came off that and landed in a pond. :)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 1:51pm.
Men's volleyball is on and there is an American Vball player with the last name Suxho.
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I saw that and totally thought of dlisted.
I'll probably get slammed for this but how TF is this considered an Olympic sport? I mean, I understand it's not that easy to do what he's doing, but at the end of the day, he's just bouncing on a trampoline and doing some layouts. We used to do that on our neighbor's trampoline when we were kids, FFS, and I'm not kidding. I think the Olympics are getting a little insane with the number of sports they're allowing. Golf is being added in 2016. REALLY??? What's next? Olympic gum-chewing? Oh, let's move the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest there, too. JFC!
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I can't stop laughing.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 1:51pm.
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Except they look like they're in the Winter Games. All they need are scarves. :)
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Shouldn't this be titled:
Hot srut of the day?
LOLz
Oh c'mon.
Men's volleyball is on and there is an American Vball player with the last name Suxho.
Yes MK, I see DONG DONG in thumbnail #4 lollol
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I have a thing for Asian men and this guy is fucking HOT.
That fifth photo?
HELLO. *falls on floor*