In her continued effort to #getmoneybitch, OctoMom has made genitals turn inside/out with her fap tape, has made retinas curl by boringly working the stripper pole, has made you throw up a barrel of laughs with her OctoLoans commercial and now she’s going after your ears. Kim Zolciak’s untalented ass showed everyone that you can make money from a piece of shit song even if you sound like a robot walrus farting into a wind tunnel, so OctoMom has joined fame whore forces with reality type Adam Barta and together they are putting out a musical terrorist threat called “Sexy Party. I’m guessing that OctoMom’s song is neither sexy, nor a party.
The song doesn’t come out until September, but TMZ already has the “cover art” for that mess. This is what it looks like when desperation and Photoshop collide in the worst possible way. OctoMom says that she’s paying tribute to Madge’s “Like A Prayer” era with this cover. I sort of see a tribute to Madge, but I mostly see a tribute to vomit and that Photoshopped handbra is obviously a tribute to Janet Jackson. But what I really don’t understand is how those crucifixes didn’t turn upside down from being faced with this dark-sidedness? If you poured dirty douche water on an Affliction t-shirt and put it under a microscope, this is what you’d see.
With all that being said, you know I’m going to download Octo’s “Sexy Party” when it comes out. My thirst for fuckery always takes me to the darkest places.