From looking at that screen shot, you might think this is a “The Dangers of Bukkake” PSA, but it’s actually a commercial for Philadelphia’s Little Baby’s Ice Cream. This is pretty much what it looks like when Nicole Kidman stands under the sun too long. This might make some of you assume the fetal position far away from your ice cream cabinet (aka the freezer) and mutter “donteatthelittlebabies” to yourself over and over again, but I love it! I mean, a creepy dude who looks like a peen made out of ice cream? I’d hit it until I got butt freeze (it’s like brain freeze for your butt). And this doesn’t make me feel so weird about moisturizing with Breyers every now and again.