Friday, August 3rd 2012

Some "I Scream, You Scream" Shit

From looking at that screen shot, you might think this is a "The Dangers of Bukkake" PSA, but it's actually a commercial for Philadelphia's Little Baby's Ice Cream. This is pretty much what it looks like when Nicole Kidman stands under the sun too long. This might make some of you assume the fetal position far away from your ice cream cabinet (aka the freezer) and mutter "donteatthelittlebabies" to yourself over and over again, but I love it! I mean, a creepy dude who looks like a peen made out of ice cream? I'd hit it until I got butt freeze (it's like brain freeze for your butt). And this doesn't make me feel so weird about moisturizing with Breyers every now and again.

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The_Big_Bad_Wolf_743's picture

Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.

So this is what happens when Fred Willard takes kids to the movies.

tojo's picture

It sucks as advertising cause I forgot the name of the ice cream by the time it took me to scroll down to comment...

That shit looks nasty and the guy's voice was annoying too...FAIL

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Edna -E- Mode's picture

omg there is something ,primal and down right scary about that face and the size of the top part of the head... and being spooned out
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justincase's picture

Creeping calories - I didn't think anything could put me off ice cream until now.

Domina X's picture

Jessica Biel looks good in white!

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by LA me on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:16pm.
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Ya, Hannibal says no ice cream today! :)

"donteatthelittlebabies" - lmao MK!

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PinkPostIt's picture

Wow, can't say I have ever seen that creepy commercial. Is it an internet commercial or is it on a cable channel?

Side Note: The Sour Cherry Ice Cream is to die for.

TexnDoc's picture

Tilda Swinton under there?

MissDLC's picture

This is fucking disgusting. Does not make me want to eat their ice cream. Eww.

And Wood I totally agree about the Quizno's thingys - also disgusting, and I never wanted to even try their food after that.

What the fuck kind of drugs are those ad execs giving the decision makers to approve these creepy ads?

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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:32pm.
Sweet Baby Jesus! That's supposed to be an ad? That is right up there in fuckedupville with the singing quizno's hamster things. That doesn't make me want to buy their shit, it makes me wanna kill it with fire.

Still not as creepy as the 7 ft tall kids-in-drag-costume selling "Snickers" in that Halloween campaign a few years ago. That one looked like the director had watched Jon Lithgow in "Raising Cain" while on a sugar rush.

Andrei's picture

The idea is to not forget their brand name. Well-done. It does look like he's eating his own brains, though.

Does anyone remember that Indiana Jones movie where they ate monkey brains?!

Andrei's picture

*laughing ass off*

Silent Hill ice cream.

Anonymous101's picture

This sh!t was not shown on tv, right? Please tell me this sh!t was banned. Please tell me the genius who came up with this was fired and kicked to the curb on his ass.

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Sweetas's picture

Little Babies ISCREAM

dorian_graye's picture

No doubt in my mind that will end up in my nightmares tonight.

It's like if Matthew Barney started making commercials.

It's not right. Not right at all.

sonne's picture

Had to turn that one off. Too creepy for late night.

louise_brooks's picture

WTH??

It's like Powder is eating his own brains.

YesIownPanties's picture

so i've been introduced to the terror of my dreams for this evening at 234pm PST.
i can't stop laughing at the WTF creepiness.
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MissJaneTexas's picture

Scary. :(

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Sweetas's picture

o_0

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super8atefilm's picture

When did creepy become the norm to sell shit? I wanna see some dancing cows, or little kitties lapping up that stuff, not the snot meltdown offspring of Veronica Cartwright and Cillian Murphy

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:38pm.

That was my exact thought, too. My second (and more macabre) was that he looked a lot like that Aurora shooter. In either case, it's a 'no' for me.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Actually I take that back. Some of those flavors look delish! Pizza Ice Cream?! Balsamic Banana!?

onetakenfreak's picture

onetakenfreak!

Why couldnt they have gotten Kunty Karl Lagerfield to do this??? Would have been PERFECT!

WinterOwl22's picture

This is totally bizarre but they get points for making an ad like this!

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

Well, I know what I won't be having for dessert!

LA me's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:00pm.
My first thought was the movie Hannibal... when they're eating the br.. bra.. brains... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, I can't be the only one.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of "Hannibal" while watching this!
*shudders*
Just can't with this Zombie apocalypse bath salts flavored ice cream commercial!
*Runs as far away from fridge as possible*

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snowpiece's picture

"I EAT LITTLE BABIES"

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MahatMaCoat's picture

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Somebody must have replaced the ice cream with glue. Look at his EYES.

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WithinReason...'s picture

My first thought was the movie Hannibal... when they're eating the br.. bra.. brains... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, I can't be the only one.

And each time he said the brand name I heard "Eat Little Babies" wtf?!

NO!

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ewe's picture

And I will never sleep again.

1, Are we sure that's a guy

2, I hope to God he was high

That's the most disgusting commercial I've seen in a very long time, and I've seen Japanese commercials.

Kizzy's picture

MOTHERFUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!! I'm too fucking terrified to eat ice cream now and IT'S FUCKING AUGUST!!
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johnnysgirl's picture

All I can think of is how cold that dude must be. How is he not screaming? I would be screaming.

This ad was just made for Madonna to play in.
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mefunigirl's picture

ok, because of this "you might think this is a "The Dangers of Bukkake" PSA,"
I couldn't get past 3 seconds of it.
it's all I keep seeing!

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Hekki's picture

Holy. Was that supposed to make me want Ice cream? 'Cause it didn't.

That seems like something the Japanese would like.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Makes me hongray for bebez!!
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CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

Do not want!

M.E.'s picture

*laughing and crying at the same time*

What the fuck did I just watch. Seriously WTF was THAT?

I am terrified.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

I just shit myself watching that. Jesus Christ.
*makes sign of the cross*

parkerj's picture

Shit that was creepy.

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swarm-of-locusts's picture

A bit too different for selling something simple like ice cream, especially ice cream named Little Babies.

I give it +1 for the high creep factor.

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KG's picture

The stuff nightmares are made of.

Datura's picture

Holy Shite.

I... don't know what else to say.

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Creepiest ad ever. *shivers*

Wood Dragon's picture

Sweet Baby Jesus! That's supposed to be an ad? That is right up there in fuckedupville with the singing quizno's hamster things. That doesn't make me want to buy their shit, it makes me wanna kill it with fire.