Open Post: Hosted By Doogie Howser And Child
File this under: Yet another reason to hate on toddlers.
Toddlers have don't have to work, don't have to go to school, don't have to walk much, don't have to go through a 30-minute beauty treatment every night, can get away with wearing fucked up outfits in public, can make a poopy in their pants without getting judged for it and they don't have to worry about getting the cops called on them when they bust into a full tantrum on the floor of a McDonald's after their parent refuses to buy them a soft-serve. Toddlers have it all!
And Neil Patrick Harris' twin toddlers really have it all. Look at this toddler. This toddler is in the arms of Doogie Howser on Elton John's yacht in St. Tropez while all of us aren't in the arms of Doogie Howser and aren't on Elton John's yacht docked in St. Tropez. But mostly, I'm mad at that toddler for making that life vest work, because I've never ever been able to do that no matter how hard I try to match my boat-riding outfit with the color orange.
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OMG I was driving with my stepdaughter yesterday and a car with a gay pride rainbow sticker proudly displayed along with a Papa John's car topper passed us by and she said oh em gee, TeamPJs fug Chick-Fil-A.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:31pm.
Thank you Whamo!!!! :D
But I'm not riding all the way up there - we're hauling the bike on a trailer. Six hours on a motorcycle makes for a sore ASS.
It will be fun - my dad from Iowa will be there so it will be nice to see him. I'm nervous about where we're staying (Glencoe) - I hear it gets pretty crazy.
I finally admitted to my office where I'm going and they're all looking at me like their scared of me or something. LOL
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
For any reason. Anywhere. Road trips clear the mind. It's great! Then you come back home after a couple weeks, and it's all good.... yes?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:08pm.
Anyone have plans this weekend?
Getting ready for one of my twice-yearly trips to L.A. for some Lochtean-style fuckery!!
M.E. I bet you work that stick like a motherfucker... :P
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
I really like Doogie and his hot piece David. Kinda nice of David F. and Elton to hang out with them and all the kids. They should invite Ricky and Carlos with their boys! YUM
Then the Doogies and Rickys would leave the Eltons because they go to be early, put all their kids to bed and then go have some REAL fun downstairs! mmm mmm *sweet* ;)
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Since my car is in the shop, I had to borrow my MIL's Cabrio. I'm glad I didn't forget how to drive a stick shift. LMAO.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:23pm.
Sturgis, South Dakota.
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Man I would LOVE to do that ride, I'm super jealous lol! Play safe though Chewy:D
Whamo, i showed the kitty to the husband earlier at the shelter. She rubbed all over him, so he said yes, before he ran out. He cant with animal Shelter smell, and one of the dogs there had the major SHITS. I just had to call the vet and see how fast i can get her vaccines done, cause i only have 3 days after adopting her by city law. (and the vet on base is the cheapest one). Now i just have to call the low cost spay clinic and hope they have a day available within the next 30 days. 40 bucks for getting the cat spayed is SUPERCHEAP.
Pray that she gets along with our other cat...
jonnysgirl- I love that one, too! But I think Zombie Nightmare is probably my favorite.
Cute family
I'll be swimming this weekend. (and not in a turd infested pool either)
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You are all infidels and heathens.
Submitted by NEclam on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:28pm.
Jack. Road trip is in order...
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For what? where?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
These kids seem very well cared for and loved. It would be smart if their parents did not raise them near Hollywood. Would hate to see them turn into the usual spoiled celeb kids.
Jack. Road trip is in order...
Ooh, yeh, it's Friday! Forgot cause I'm home today with the worstest menstural cramps ever and having to run to the toilet every 40 mins. So, pretty much housebound. Asked my man to bring me home some soup with the ibuprofen and of course, his ADD mind forgot. I'm cranky and mad cause I always take such great care of him and I want to but I feel like I am asking for Jupiter from him to do anything for me. A shoulder rub would be nice.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:25pm.
I can't hate on NPH. He's a huge MST3K fan and i love that in a person.
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"Manos: Hands of Fate" is my favorite. Torgo!!
mefunigirl1
I have plans. hehehehe. Just got the FBI in MA to talk w/ the L.A. police - this is so cool...Not to worry. It's a legitimate thing.
Weekend plans... fixing my dryer and doing laundry. Shit's gettin WILD at the house of Jack.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:16pm.
Weekend Plans:
Picking up the new kitty
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New kitty, new kitty new kitty yeeeeeeah!!! :D
Is it kitten UBF!!?
I can't hate on NPH. He's a huge MST3K fan and i love that in a person.
*tosses bottle of Brass Monkey in thread for ewe*
I'm ready to get the hell out of this office. Shitbreak next door is off her freakin meds and wandering around the office aimlessly talking to her self... and and AND it's fucking 91 degrees IN MY OFFICE and the a/c is on high... it's like 157 outside.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:08pm.
Anyone have plans this weekend?
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Weekend plans:
Sturgis, South Dakota.
So EXCITED! :)
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Sweet bebeh! But I find this guy and his hubby/partner way too famewhorish.
UBF - *shrugs*
Absolutely NOTHING on the books. Thinking about inviting my BFF and her family over for dinner (BBQ?) on Saturday, but I got to run that by BH.
Apollo Ono is on the tv in the gym and he reresembles a muppet.
Poor innocent children......sad sad sad.
Green with envy here. Gosh.
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Cute kid. I like NPH but I can't stand his husband.
Smokey, I don't agree with you, but I hold a similarly controversial opinion about all the wacked-out and dysfunctional single women I see having kids. Literally ALL of the gay parents I know are excellent parents. But most of the "single-by-choice" moms are a nightmare.
I want to get drunk, but my wine is over at my brother's house (2 min walk) and his mil is there. I fucking hate her. I asked him to leave it out on the balcony so I can just grab it and go, but he wants me to go over there so he won't get stuck alone with her.
Fuck selfish shit!
Hey SmokyBacon. We're all entitled to our opinions, and my opinion is that your opinion sucks. And that you're an idiot. Just my opinion tho.
Weekend Plans:
Picking up the new kitty in the morning, afternoon we are headed to a Kiddie Birthday Party and then a free concert in the Park here.
What about you, M.E.?
I MUST clean my office, but if I do I feel like it'd be easier for them to say it's not open for bidness anylonger.
Happy Friday Slores
And I wanna be rich on that boat too but not with Elton John (even though I LOVE his oldschool music)
*but thanks to MJT I'm still singing "hehehehehehe hehehehehehe and then another hehehehehe"*
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:08pm.
Anyone have plans this weekend?
Art Museum and a luncheon tomorrow. SHH! Yes, I know! but trying to get some culcha' into these chillins' of mine.
and a wedding cake delivery on Sunday.
that's my fascinating life in suburbia hell.
thank God for the D and its normalcy.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
SAY CHIK-FIL-A ONE MORE FUCKING TIME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
smokeybacondickweed - 3AT MOR DIK!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Yes, love and and structure in a committed family is SO "unnatural".
*eyeroll*
Your Chick-Fil-A is showing.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
God, he's hot!
I see we have a homophobe up in here today. From Westboro are ya?
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:06pm.
Meh. I'm not into making kids to be put in these unnatural family situations. Kind of selfish on the part of these gay couples. I'm more comfortable with the adoption route.
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Those selfish gays! Wanting bio kids! Uppity fucks!
Wasn't it selfish of your parents to want to pass on their shitty genes to you instead of adopting?
mike, my kids would be so annoying, he would hide out somewhere on the other end of that nice big yacht after about 10 minutes.....
Anyone have plans this weekend?
awwwww, that pic is happy adorable
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Why doesn't the other twin have on a vest. tsk tsk
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:04pm.
Jellis. I wanna be on a boat with my kids instead of floating around in this fucking 16 foot pool. Who do i have to blow around here to get RICH??
BUT, would you want to be with Elton John? That's the sticking point.
Aw, nothing cuter than gaybies and their hot dads.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I know we have been drooling over that hot dumb slut lochte for a week but they aired ten minutes of the shot put and DAMN those are some real men.
Meh. I'm not into making kids to be put in these unnatural family situations. Kind of selfish on the part of these gay couples. I'm more comfortable with the adoption route.
I can't hate on Doogie. He seems like a really nice dude. Plus he makes me LMFAO on HIMYM.
Jellis. I wanna be on a boat with my kids instead of floating around in this fucking 16 foot pool. Who do i have to blow around here to get RICH??
Calling out to IF: how did that match go the other night?
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:00pm.
This is so fucking adorable I can't take it.
BUT why the cunty fuck would you want to saddle yourselves with annoying bank drains?
lol, no clue
btw, those are things you don't voice aloud