Open Post: Hosted By Doogie Howser And Child
File this under: Yet another reason to hate on toddlers.
Toddlers have don't have to work, don't have to go to school, don't have to walk much, don't have to go through a 30-minute beauty treatment every night, can get away with wearing fucked up outfits in public, can make a poopy in their pants without getting judged for it and they don't have to worry about getting the cops called on them when they bust into a full tantrum on the floor of a McDonald's after their parent refuses to buy them a soft-serve. Toddlers have it all!
And Neil Patrick Harris' twin toddlers really have it all. Look at this toddler. This toddler is in the arms of Doogie Howser on Elton John's yacht in St. Tropez while all of us aren't in the arms of Doogie Howser and aren't on Elton John's yacht docked in St. Tropez. But mostly, I'm mad at that toddler for making that life vest work, because I've never ever been able to do that no matter how hard I try to match my boat-riding outfit with the color orange.
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M.E. - that's me. *shrugs*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
gotta go, housework is calling my name!!
Ya`ll take it easy and Happy Friday and all that good shit.
Jacko - LOL BH jokingly (halfway) said "Maybe I'll just have BFF Jill up here and give him a 30 pack of coors to cut it down since his ADD ass can't sit still"
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:08pm.
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Your property sounds like an absolute delight! I just LOVE trees.
Looks like doogie has the sort of stretching and sagging that inevitably comes from breast feeding...
Well, bless his heart for going the extra mile and not using formula. ;)
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:57pm.
Please go forward to about 1:05, this shit had me dying.
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Man can cats make some gawd awefull howls. Lol!
When they scrap its even worse, they go fucking ballistic!
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:05pm.
My gay parent story;
I'd walk my dog on this big monastery field in our neighborhood and sometimes there'd be a few people gathered with their dogs. A couple times I'd make my way over (if I knew one of the owners) say hi and be on my way with poochie.
One of these neighbors was a big white dude with this little black kid. It seemed to me every time I came around this guy excused himself and went on his way. Don't know if it was me made him do that. Never spoke to the kid unless he spoke to me first, I always smiled, never approached them.
But I could understand, the kid sees someone looks like him so he's gonna speak. Maybe that made mom/dad nervous, I dunno.
So one day I'm walking poochie, I'm like in the middle of the block. In the middle of the next block I can see two people coming my way with a little dog.
A little closer and I can see it's gay dude and his little boy. I'm thinking this might be a little awkward but I know I'm gonna be cool.
Well gay dude sees me and poochie, does a 180 and scoots up the alley leading to his home.
Now you can't tell me I was wrong for having hurt feelings behind that shit, I wanted to say something nasty to that bitch for that.
Wasn't nuthin I could do, so I made a left at the corner and headed on home, just like I planned to do anyway. Well, about halfway up the block, guess who I see coming out the other end of that alley, walking up the street towards his home.
That's right, gay dude, his black son and their little black dog.
Man I stuck my hand up and waved it like a beauty queen that drank two pots of strong coffee. "Hey! Heeeeeeey! HEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!! HOWYADOIN, HEY!!! HOW'S IT GOIN???? HOWYEWDEWWWIN!!!
The little boy was waving and calling right back, he didn't know what was goin on, bless his heart. So I got a little satisfaction but I'd still like to give that guy a piece of my mind.
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@BamBam...that's messed up and I'm glad you waved like a beauty queen to get their attention.
*LMAO at "I wanted to say something nasty to that bitch for that."*
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:08pm.
Anyone have plans this weekend?
Getting ready for one of my twice-yearly trips to L.A. for some Lochtean-style fuckery!!
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You're gonna go piss in a pool?
OH! in a gene pool! ;-p
Me, I'll be my couch watching Fringe on blu-ray. Yes, I AM that exciting. Please don't faint.
I wish I lived by you guys... I cut trees down for friends quite a bit. I've been working at a friends that has this huge house on the river who wants some trees down for a view from the house... I always work for beer. I'm a cheap and easy whore.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:05pm.
btw, those are things you don't voice aloud
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But we're amongst whorey commitment phobic friends here! ;)
Daniee, when we bought this house, it had been empty for a couple years, and two of the large pines were dead and were a danger, so we had to cut them down, but I have since planted a few citrus trees, an avocado tree, a couple of crepe myrtles and a mimosa that is growing soooo beautifully.
I freakin love lots of trees!
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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:01pm.
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Too bad you can't report him Daniee, in some places you're not allowed to cut trees down except under very special circumstances and under permission by the city. It's a shame...
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Sorry about the gay parent post. I come back in an hour and post something about trees cuz, well, I'm always catching up like that. :P
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
bambam, thats wierd!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:59pm.
Yeah, seeing my Pops will be great - he's a freaking cool dude.
I plan on taking lots of pictures - I'm sure there will be lots to see. The last time I went I saw all these topless chicks that had 'shirts' painted on them. Mr. Chewi thought that was the best thing since sliced bread.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:01pm.
Oxygen - I was thinking 4-500 maybe. Jebus.
BH said he's just going to hack away at it a little each weekend in managable amounts for disposal. Of course I told him we should probably cut the wood and keep it for next winter for the fire place.
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I agree. I think we need to contact our Town Hall to get permission to chop it down. Of course, the problem with us doing it is the potential for injury or heaven forbid, a frikkin limb busting someone's roof in.
@Uncle Brain-fart- Congrats on the new kitteh!! Best of luck socializing with your current kitteh. They'll be chasing each other around soon enough, I'm sure.
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"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
The ass who is flipping the house next door cut down the 40 year old avocado tree from the front yard. Sad. Now BOTH of our housed dont have shade in the front. Dick doesnt know that that part of the house will be uncomfortable now. We hang out in the back part of the house.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
My gay parent story;
I'd walk my dog on this big monastery field in our neighborhood and sometimes there'd be a few people gathered with their dogs. A couple times I'd make my way over (if I knew one of the owners) say hi and be on my way with poochie.
One of these neighbors was a big white dude with this little black kid. It seemed to me every time I came around this guy excused himself and went on his way. Don't know if it was me made him do that. Never spoke to the kid unless he spoke to me first, I always smiled, never approached them.
But I could understand, the kid sees someone looks like him so he's gonna speak. Maybe that made mom/dad nervous, I dunno.
So one day I'm walking poochie, I'm like in the middle of the block. In the middle of the next block I can see two people coming my way with a little dog.
A little closer and I can see it's gay dude and his little boy. I'm thinking this might be a little awkward but I know I'm gonna be cool.
Well gay dude sees me and poochie, does a 180 and scoots up the alley leading to his home.
Now you can't tell me I was wrong for having hurt feelings behind that shit, I wanted to say something nasty to that bitch for that.
Wasn't nuthin I could do, so I made a left at the corner and headed on home, just like I planned to do anyway. Well, about halfway up the block, guess who I see coming out the other end of that alley, walking up the street towards his home.
That's right, gay dude, his black son and their little black dog.
Man I stuck my hand up and waved it like a beauty queen that drank two pots of strong coffee. "Hey! Heeeeeeey! HEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!! HOWYADOIN, HEY!!! HOW'S IT GOIN???? HOWYEWDEWWWIN!!!
The little boy was waving and calling right back, he didn't know what was goin on, bless his heart. So I got a little satisfaction but I'd still like to give that guy a piece of my mind.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
mefunigirl - I could live with the stump. I could make it into a table or something. But if BG casn cut it low enough imma put a fire pit on it.
Oxygen - I was thinking 4-500 maybe. Jebus.
BH said he's just going to hack away at it a little each weekend in managable amounts for disposal. Of course I told him we should probably cut the wood and keep it for next winter for the fire place.
Save deh TREES! Hate it when my landlord has the beautiful giant tress chopped down. I drew the line at the beautiful cherry tree out front. Why would someone kill a cherry tree? It's a gift.
My boss just had a HUGE Oak taken down in her yard and she paid like 300 and that included the stumpgrinding and shit. And i thought THAT was alot...Damn.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:51pm.
ME YES!!
we had the same for two trees, so we cut them down and we now have two stupid trunks in the ground because I shit you not they want 600-800 to remove the trunks!!
bh is going to cut them down below the ground level and let grass grow over them, but what a mess.
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:31pm.
I finally admitted to my office where I'm going and they're all looking at me like their scared of me or something. LOL
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Ya 6 hours in the seat is a long time for sure. Hey you get to cruise around with thousands of bikes and that will be AWESOME. We have a ride here where every Friday the 13 years round everyone goes to Port Dover. When you get one during good weather is crazy, nothing like Sturgis though that's the #1 place for sure!
Nice to hear you get to meet up with you Pops, very cool Chewy! Ya now all your co-workers know you're a kick ass biker chic not to be fucked with. I think you need to start demanding the bitches lunches:)
@ME...we got quoted $2700 for this ginormous ass pine cone tree in our front yard! And my huzben blew a fucking gasket and cussed them OUT and basically said the same as you "Shit, for that amount, I'll cut this bitch down myself."
UBF - Shit, I dunno, 20 ft?
Heroic Cupcake -- OMG, I feel exactly the same way about NPH. Isn't it weird? Still skeeves me out.
UBF -- I bet your kitteh is beautiful -- awwww!!! Bless your heart for adopting that baby!
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:06pm.
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Glad you're all for adoption Smokey. I'll say good wishes to ANY family that is lucky enough to have and provide for their kids as well. Regardless, these couples seem to love their kids and that's what's important. ;p
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Bwahahahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxASrD5gn1k&feature=relmfu
Please go forward to about 1:05, this shit had me dying.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:15pm.
Hahaha, you are welcome. Whenever anyone says Beverly hills cop I always think of that episode.
And another he he he he he.
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Love BHC...and yes, that music from that scene will never be seen the same after you gave us Peter's song and dance LOLOLOL
Holy shit, M.E. Thats hella expensive. How tall is that damn tree?
Tree services here are RIDICULOUS! We have a magnolia tree in our back yard and I HATE IT! It sheds leaves ALL YEAR AROUND, and the pinecone shaped things it drops trip my ass like a banana peel.
Got a quote yesterday to see how much to chop it down. $1500. WHAT? I'll fucking do it myself with the chainsaw!
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:15pm.
Hahaha, you are welcome. Whenever anyone says Beverly hills cop I always think of that episode.
And another he he he he he.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
She looks like a skinny, big eared version of this one:
http://blog.seattlepi.com/pawsfurthought/files/library/WA119_9751951-1-x...
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Name-wise we are thinking some old lady name like Beulah , Laverne or Adelaide. Any suggestions?
Speaking of kittehs, have you guys seen this one who uses sign language?
http://youtu.be/PU7hPOY8n_Y
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:12pm.
There are sometimes I forget how much I love you and then you come out with one of your UVY gems. Seriously.
I am stealing that.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
@GG
LOL.
I'm going in the ocean which is probably worse but hoping the salt water will neutralize the eau du sewage.
DD, why??? DOnt you want to partake of my dead skin cells, body oils and period dribbles??? Thought we was frienz!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh, this is make we wanna go on a road trip now....love 'em! I map out all of the places I want to eat at and all of the mountains along the way that I like to hike.
When the weather cools down again, road trip will be in order for me too!
Have fun!
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:34pm.
Getting ready for one of my twice-yearly trips to L.A. for some Lochtean-style fuckery!!
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Sounds pretty awesome.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:30pm.
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Little kitty knew who's ass she had to kiss (rub) to get her freedom, they ain't dumb those little buggers. Man that IS cheap, it a great idea to keep those costs low, I would think that would motivate more people to save the little critters. Do you have a name yet or are you going to let her run around a bit before
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:30pm.
What color is she, UBF? Post a pic when she's home and settled.
NPH started to creep me out when he got really popular because it just seemed like he randomly out of nowhere went from the guy who used to play Doogie Houser to hot shit for no reason. Like he killed a few virgins and fucked a goat one night and the Illuminati granted him fame, a husband, and twins.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:39pm.
Don't threaten me with a good time, heh!
^^^^^^
LOL
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Submitted by ewe on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:17pm.
I want to get drunk, but my wine is over at my brother's house (2 min walk) and his mil is there. I fucking hate her. I asked him to leave it out on the balcony so I can just grab it and go, but he wants me to go over there so he won't get stuck alone with her.
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Sorry ewe, that made me chuckle but I feel for you. These things require planning ahead of time. Next time, get the goods out of his house before the MIL arrives! *burn bro* ;p
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Don't threaten me with a good time, heh!
Shut up Jacko!
UBF -- yay, you're getting the kitteh -- I am so happy -- SQUEE!!!!!!!! I love hearing that animals are getting adopted!
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:16pm.
Hey SmokyBacon. We're all entitled to our opinions, and my opinion is that your opinion sucks. And that you're an idiot. Just my opinion tho.
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and my opinion of you is that you need to get an axe to the cunt.