Open Post: Hosted By Doogie Howser And Child
File this under: Yet another reason to hate on toddlers.
Toddlers have don't have to work, don't have to go to school, don't have to walk much, don't have to go through a 30-minute beauty treatment every night, can get away with wearing fucked up outfits in public, can make a poopy in their pants without getting judged for it and they don't have to worry about getting the cops called on them when they bust into a full tantrum on the floor of a McDonald's after their parent refuses to buy them a soft-serve. Toddlers have it all!
And Neil Patrick Harris' twin toddlers really have it all. Look at this toddler. This toddler is in the arms of Doogie Howser on Elton John's yacht in St. Tropez while all of us aren't in the arms of Doogie Howser and aren't on Elton John's yacht docked in St. Tropez. But mostly, I'm mad at that toddler for making that life vest work, because I've never ever been able to do that no matter how hard I try to match my boat-riding outfit with the color orange.
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I know I'm newish here and no one gives a shit- look I don't even have an icon how important can I be?
But for those who have a inkling there might be a higher spirit of some kind out there (kinda like a God, lol), I'm asking for your prayers. Even if it's just a well wishing thought. The next two weeks are going to be the toughest of my life. I have to go to court and have a less than half assed lawyer. I don't know what the fuck is happening. All I know is that I'm innocent. Now, this aint no OJ shiz but it has been incredibly depressing for me for months now and as much as I want it over and done with- I haven't got a clue what the fuck is going on. Please pray that my lawyer can eat some competency for breakfast on Monday as I've been denied getting a new one. Sorry, i know you probably don't care but I've been crying every night because of this.
Cheers.
LOLOL MJT!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ I know. We all do.
Daniee - she didn't care about the money, she was married a multi-millionaire a few weeks after our divorce was final and moved up north.
Within - she's too busy gambling a fuckin strangers to read anything...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Like WithinReason.., I too am envious of folks who are good about fixing things around the house. Although, I usually find that I surprise myself with what I can do when I actually try and have the time to figure it out. My manual dexterity though has never been a strong suit of mine. My mate does nothing so I have to give it a go.
Bambam- I have a neighbor who is a jerk like that, too. Actually, a couple of them (we live in a condo). I'm nice to everyone to a fault and I have no idea why these neighbors literally run away from me. I've yelled across the yard, too, just to watch them jump. LOL
The other day I was coming in from the gym and the one neighbor jerk pulled into the parking lot as the same time as me. We live in the same building and were going in the same entrance. She played with her phone so she wouldn't have to talk to me. I was thinking, "Don't worry, bitch. There was no danger of a conversation suddenly breaking out between us."
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:45pm.
LOL! No M.E, she most certainly does NOT. Oh, and did I mention that although his tshirt with the v neck was super tight, his chest was concave.
This other guy in the office and I were snickering as she was complimenting him.
If I stop posting here, that means a cabbie got me or some other aggressive driver. I try to stick to riding along the East River or the Hudson, but sometimes I have to ride on the streets.
DD - It's really only those two that make me hate where I live, everyone else is pretty nice and they keep to themselves.
It's just living next to crackie is a fucking nightmare. The revolving door of hookers and dealers, and the tweekers that come over and "work on shit" on the porch, in the dark mumbling to themselves.
9pm last night BH was outside smoking and I went to hand him his phone cuz he got a text and there was crackie, under the porch of the house crawling around on his stomach trying to locate the vent to go under the house, in the dark.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK!
@ Daniee, Chew, GG, Withy
Yeah, people are assholes nowadays, if they're not flipping houses they're carpetbaggers who move here from other parts of the country where they've never interacted with blacks positively.
I got a neighbor across the street I helped dig his car out a couple years ago, a latino dude with a white wife. She never speaks. Another woman (black) lives near me I don't speak to cuz she's a damn busybody and I had to let her know I don't play that shit, but me and her husband get along fine.
And don't get me started on the bastids who "discover" things about the neighborhood long term residents have known for years. They're just discovering things because they don't talk to anyone who might seem threatening or old fashioned.
They only discover things/places amongst themselves and if they go and feel they're not treated the way they think they ought to be, they get on the listserve and blast said thing/place.
Fuck these people.
And Chewie, I know because he talks to neighbors who talk to me, he has a very swishy, lispy companion I occasionally see him with and uh, the big honking rainbow flag he sometimes flies on his front porch.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:49pm.
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Oh, dear...she must have hated you at the time to give up that much money for the house. I am glad to hear that's it's better now. Time heals, right. And LOTS of space!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:01pm.
Oxygen - I was thinking 4-500 maybe. Jebus.
BH said he's just going to hack away at it a little each weekend in managable amounts for disposal. Of course I told him we should probably cut the wood and keep it for next winter for the fire place.
Have you gotten other estimates? That does seem high, and if I was paying a premium I'd expect to have it done more expeditiously (like, in one day).
Jack, those whore stories you share, are priceless. If one of them ever reads the DL, I hope they can appreciate how bitchy they acted back then. Probably wouldn't.
I'm envious of all you guys who really know how to fix and build stuff. I give it a good try but have to get someone to come in. Thankfully have some cousins who can help with the big stuff too! OLOL
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:49pm.
Have I ever told you how much I hate that bitch? I haven't? Well.....I HATE THAT STUPID BIATCH.
PFFFT PFFFFFFFFFFT.
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I don't like Doogies nips
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Be careful on your bike there lislop, those cabbies can be brutal! ; )
I tried commuter cycling here in Vancouver (much much less busy than NY I would imagine) and I seriously couldn't hack it, so it's back to the train for me. I found the other cyclists kinda aggressive and I guess I am a cautious person. I still ride in the mountains which is awesome, but commuter road cycling just isn't for me.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:45pm.
It was hers when we got married... she kept it for a couple of months after the divorce then sold it. I tried to buy it but she refused my offer. She wound up selling it for 20k less than my offer. True piece of work (aka fucking bitch) that one was... It's all good, though.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:34pm.
I must say these women 100 and 200 meter sprinters have some of THE most beautiful asses I have ever seen. It's art it tell ya! Man I would set up shop and just camp right out on one of those things:P
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I know right?!! I was admiring their bums and hips myself.
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I've been watching a lot of the Olympics this year, and the bodies these chicks have are amazing. Those gymnasts are so freaking tight - and really broad across the shoulders.
I sound a little lezzy, but jeebus - it's the truth. You can't help but notice. Of course Mr Chewi gets all excited and wants me to do the splits like those girls...which is depressing because I can't do that anymore. Damn it sucks getting old.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
@ M.E.
Your neighbourhood sounds frightful. Must be stressful living amongst all those assholes.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:25pm.
My parents retired there last year and they love it. They had a house built right behind a horse ranch and they've made a bunch of new friends. It's a gorgeous part of the country.
Yeah, you're a doll Jack! That's an impressive list of projects there. I hope you got to keep the home you built.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:34pm.
FASHION FAIL!
We just had this guy come in the office, wearing skinny jeans (douche), tangerine colored Keds sneakers and a tight white v neck tshirt. Payless told him he looked hot! LOL!
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Payless doesn't have a gaydar I take it?
Daniee, yeah, it wasn't a very nice way to welcome us to the hood. :)
I won't bore anyone with the story of what the neighbours (who stole the wood) did to the cedar hedge along our property line.
Fucking humans.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:34pm.
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Tell us about it Wham perv! Bambam and some of us have a perfect ass watch going! Hard work, I tell ya... we've practically set up an alert system! You're paged as soon as one appears... *drools* mostly dudes for me, but lotta good ones out there, yum!
Hope you're off the clock now Wham! Ololol
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:34pm.
I must say these women 100 and 200 meter sprinters have some of THE most beautiful asses I have ever seen. It's art it tell ya! Man I would set up shop and just camp right out on one of those things:P
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I know! Tennis players as well. Went to the US Open last year, and boy there were some awesome booties.
So aside from the crack head next door neighbor, across the street is an older married couple, that fight like cats and dogs. I've called the popo twice so far this month (July). Screaming, yelling, throwing things, threats to kill one another, burn down the house, etc. According to another neighbor, the wife is a raging drunk, I think they both drink. Anyway, this past weekend was the most recent call to the cops, of course they did nothing. Yesterday when we got home she was outside pruning her rose bush, he was sitting on the porch smoking with the dog. I noticed a suitcase sitting at the bottom of the stairs, but whatever.
About a half hour later this car comes with some "offical" looking guy driving. She grabs the suitcase and two other large bags, puts em in the car and for about another 20 minutes her and the husband are talking, I couldn't hear them, and then they took off.
I'm wondering if maybe she went to rehab?
Funny thing? She was the bitch that ran the entire DUI prograqm you have to take.
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http://www.dealfind.com/new-york-city/ndgfit2/
All this talk about criticizing the celebrities got me into a fitness craze. I even bought a new bike. Was called a "fuckin' bitch" by a NYC taxi driver a couple days ago for riding too slow. Reported the bastard!
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:15pm.
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Aww, you're a real doll!
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I don't know about that! The way I see it, I have free time on my hands, a lot of my friends are married, have small chirren, work nights/weekends so what the hell... I'm not doing anything. I can't stand sitting around watching TV (unless my daughter is over and we're having lazy/movie day). When I was married to whore #2 I literally remodeled my house for 7 years... every night/weekend I was working on something. New kitchen cabinets, both bathrooms new tile and fixtures, knocked out living room wall/rearranged layout in to the kitchen, built a huge covered deck with surround sound stereo system, built 1 bedroom/1 bath guest house with full kitchen and LR (had contractor dig footings and pour slab), replaced all windows with energy efficient windows, etc. I was finished remodeling for about 2 months... there was absolutely nothing left to do and the wife left me... lol fucker. Never got to enjoy all the work I did.
Oxy - yep, roofing and siding both (although I SUCK at roofing).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:34pm.
I'm antisocial too, I'm fed up with people causing me trouble or annoying me without even knowing me. I don't mean it personally, but I really wish I would live in a desert or something and could mind my own business without somebody coming my way and making my life miserable.
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THIS! x infinity!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:34pm.
I must say these women 100 and 200 meter sprinters have some of THE most beautiful asses I have ever seen. It's art it tell ya! Man I would set up shop and just camp right out on one of those things:P
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I know right?!! I was admiring their bums and hips myself.
Oh No betseyfan2!
A Maple?!!! That's really sad isn't it? I'm sorry it was lost, especially since it was what made the home more valuable and appealing to you. I'm like you...I enjoy privacy and old trees really provide that. We would never pull our front drapes in the day but now we do cause with the trees gone, you can see right in from the street.
I'm completely in awe of the Ethiopian and Kenyan runners in the Olympic Games.
FASHION FAIL!
We just had this guy come in the office, wearing skinny jeans (douche), tangerine colored Keds sneakers and a tight white v neck tshirt. Payless told him he looked hot! LOL!
I must say these women 100 and 200 meter sprinters have some of THE most beautiful asses I have ever seen. It's art it tell ya! Man I would set up shop and just camp right out on one of those things:P
I'm antisocial too, I'm fed up with people causing me trouble or annoying me without even knowing me. I don't mean it personally, but I really wish I would live in a desert or something and could mind my own business without somebody coming my way and making my life miserable.
Daniee, we put the offer on our POS (meaning Power of Sale AND piece of shit) property and before we took possession, the neighbour behind us cut down a MASSIVE red maple...probably 100 yrs old or older. It was on OUR side of the property! Then the other neighbour stole all the wood! The fact that the property was so private - mainly because of this tree - was a major draw to buy it. It pissed us off SO bad.
Now whenever I'm in the backyard - which is always - I'm on fucking display. It'll take more years than I have to make it private again.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
BH is pretty good with plumbing shit, as long as it's not really complicated.
Figured out something to do with the kids tomorrow, make a garden stone with all the sandollars and other shells we collected from Pismo. I already have the form and some concrete.
bambam, Oh I have antisocial neighbours that do that and I have been living here for nearly 8 years. They act like they have never seen me or anything or put their head down when I say hello. Some people are just cunts that way but don't let it stop you from being your happy self.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:16pm.
I do everything myself... except plumbing shit - freakin HATE!! everything else I'm good, bring beer.
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Roofing and siding too??? Cause that's on our list too. And fuk anything to do with toilets!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:22pm.
WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Good to know!
Your mom is lucky - I LOVE the Black Hills. Wish I could live there.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:12pm.
Looks like doogie has the sort of stretching and sagging that inevitably comes from breast feeding...
Well, bless his heart for going the extra mile and not using formula. ;)
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Ohhhh you could say that about any Mamma, you big meanie, HA I won't say monkey thumbs (learned that here!) because I don't roll like that, ololol joking.
@Daniee, at least you called to check. He probably said it was causing damage somewhere... *grumbles*
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:21pm.
lol - yeah, that'll be my new avie. :D
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:07pm.
I was talking to my mom who lives in western South Dakota the other day and she said it's supposed to be beautiful there this weekend- in the low 80's. It's been somewhere between surface of the sun and lava flow temperature wise. Have fun!
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:59pm.
The last time I went I saw all these topless chicks that had 'shirts' painted on them.
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Lol, ya make sure you get pictures.....especially THOSE pictures! :P
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:15pm.
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Aww, you're a real doll! That is sort of how things work where I'm from. I remember when my Dad (who has an amputation and therefore, needs some help) was having his roof done and guys from all around the neighbourhood came around to help and he basically paid them in beer. It was fantastic! Around in these parts (Vancouver) everyone seems to be out to gauge your last nickel and it's usually shotty work as well.
I know I have many jobs you could do around here....although I rent. lol. It's kinda a shit hole.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:16pm.
I do everything myself... except plumbing shit - freakin HATE!! everything else I'm good, bring beer.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:14pm.
gotta go, housework is calling my name!!
Ya`ll take it easy and Happy Friday and all that good shit.
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Same to you UBF.
HAPPY FRIDAY YALL - I'm busting a move myself! See ya
Aww bambam, some people are just strange. Maybe it has nothing to do with you. How you know some jealous bitch didn't tell him, you see that guy bambam, well... awful smells emanate from his kitchen every day, who knows what THEY'RE COOKING, smells like dog... hahhaa just jokin' but who the heck knows why the dad does that.
Could even be he doesn't want the kid asking you stuff or getting to know you, because maybe people give him looks wondering how the kid is related to him, people are strange. You're right.
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:05pm.
I read your story a few times and I'm confoooozed.
How did you know he was a gay parent if he never talked to you and always turned and went in the other direction?
Oh, and LOL at waving at that bitch like a queen.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:08pm.
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Well, one out of the many that he had cut down was a problematic tree due to wind storms. But the rest was just for the money that he could get for it. He is basically a dead beat landlord...don't get me started. Raises rent every single year, yet does nothing to the property or house.
Anyway, I didn't want to be a problem or anything but I did call the city and somehow he was able to do it around the rules. I do wish our city had better bylaws for that type of thing. Here on the west coast, we do have an abundance of trees and I feel it is something we ought to preserve, you know. I feel that it adds to the look of the street, not to mention the ecological benefits of it.
@Jacko...my hub would love you cause that's exactly the kind of guy he is. He calls everyone "Effing c#cksucking vampires". We just got our driveway done by a company who was trying to squeeze our asses on the sched for the next day and they left a discernable line/crease from top to bottom and said "Nutthin we can do about that...wait a month and get it sealed...that might help."
See ya, UBF!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012