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File this under: Yet another reason to hate on toddlers.
Toddlers have don't have to work, don't have to go to school, don't have to walk much, don't have to go through a 30-minute beauty treatment every night, can get away with wearing fucked up outfits in public, can make a poopy in their pants without getting judged for it and they don't have to worry about getting the cops called on them when they bust into a full tantrum on the floor of a McDonald's after their parent refuses to buy them a soft-serve. Toddlers have it all!
And Neil Patrick Harris' twin toddlers really have it all. Look at this toddler. This toddler is in the arms of Doogie Howser on Elton John's yacht in St. Tropez while all of us aren't in the arms of Doogie Howser and aren't on Elton John's yacht docked in St. Tropez. But mostly, I'm mad at that toddler for making that life vest work, because I've never ever been able to do that no matter how hard I try to match my boat-riding outfit with the color orange.
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Submitted by beb on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:19pm.
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HAHAHA bebeh, just exhausted on Fridays!
You going away for your vacay? Just to get away from the job is enough, right? Nice to get a rest and not worry about work stuff! ;p
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Within, yes I can be kind of stubborn when it's important to me. :D
Whamo, I think the statement is more important. it's not like it matters, no such thing as "beginner's luck" in the Olympics...she won't place, so she's not taking away from the other, more prepared athletes, and they're paving the way so that future generations actually have the ability to train so that they can really win a medal.
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:13pm
Not sure what it's supposed to do, but check with your nurse/doc first just in case.
Oh, and she said spicy food too.
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
ME, they won't induce me because last time they did and I didn't progress. I either have to do it on my own or I'm having a C. I'm gonna try any and everything this weekend so I may give the castor oil a try on Sunday. :D
if I'm going to have a C, I want to hold on until the schedule date of 8/8, because then he can have a birthday on 8/8/88, and that would be cool for him.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:17pm.
Hmmm...you're walking a fine line there, Whammers. Tread lightly, my friend.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:02pm.
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Goodness ditquoi, hope you deliver soon, that is some pro-active tryin'! Don't make the baby dizzy now! haha Good luck!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:13pm.
You eat like a bird. ;-)
Counting down the days to vacation! T minus 10.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
So I saw the Saudi woman doing judo (?) and while I can't imagine what she had to go thought to get but you'd think once there she would at least appear to have SOME sort of skills. It looked like she'd not only never been on a mat in her life but as well I'm wondering if she ever trained at all...ever! she was out in 80 seconds.
What do you guys think, do you think just showing up and making a statement with no apparent skills for the discipline is good enough and really it's all about letting Muslim women compete or do you think if you are going to make this statement you should be somewhat proficient in the discipline whatever it may be?
I'm torn on this one, she certainly didn't belong there as an athlete but is the statement everything in this case?
ditquoi - I did the castor oil thing with Little P. Didn't induce labor, but it cleaned me out. I was induced the next day (per my request, ok, demand) and there was not shitting on the table. LOL
One good benefit!
Chewin, great luck to ya! Have fun! :P
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thanks guys, I heard about castor oil but then I heard the side effects make it not so worth it...but mineral oil sounds innocuous enough.
also, I've been meaning to have a glass of wine, UBF, especially since we made it today...so I'll stop by the L and grab some. :D
Bebeh, I like easy Friday's too. Something light and simple like salad + chick peas and fruit seem to be a good go-to combo for lazy Fri.!
Found myself planning my getaway since yesterday. Have to concentrate hard not to forget anything though, lolol sometimes seems there's only a few of us working stiffs slaving away so close to the weekend. hahahhaha
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Good luck, really real.
I had these neighbors that let's just say were the shittiest humans on Earth. the type of assholes who, when you're passing each other on the street, you say "hi" and they walk past you like you weren't even there. they called the cops on me twice and I ended up torturing them every minute of every day for 3 weeks. they were scared as shit of me. it was awesome. then the deadbeats got foreclosed on and were kicked out of their house by the bank, and this very nice and very hot young man moved in, so God is good.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:04pm.
Activity points!
*Pats UBF's head, hands over a Skinny Cow ice cream sammich*
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Within, I've really enjoyed the gymnastics this year. All of those girls are so talented! And that lil Gabby Douglas is just a sweetheart. :)
Actually, all of it has been good - I've really enjoyed it.
Well horz, wish me luck on my travels to the rally! This biker bitch is checking out! Have a great week and I'm sure I'll have some fucked up stories for ya'll when I get back.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Ditquoi, my midwife told me to drink a glass of wine (warmed up in the microwave).... dont know if it works, Sex did the trick in our case.... Good luck, girl!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:04pm.
ok, i cleaned half the house. That has to count for something, right? I mean i moved the fucking washer and dryer and cleaned BEHIND there, ffs.
*waits for pats on the head*
Hop on a plane and come over to my house.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:00pm.
Yes, I am finally home. Today was much better, though I would have loved to cut out early. Maybe next Friday.
I'm thinking of making the dish tomorrow - need to buy mushrooms, etc. for the recipe. And yes, I will eat salad with it. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:02pm.
Good job getting your BP down ditquoi! My sister swore by mineral oil to get hers going.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:04pm.
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*pats ya on the back*
Congrats on the new kitty! :)
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:58pm.
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Pray tell, what ARE "high end" gymnasts? Is that a euphemism? You mean the elite olympians? Well, did you see the weight lifters? Very strong and stout! Could probably beat you in arm wrestling, flip you around and make you squeal like a little girl! hahahah Just kidding, those girls are awesome athletes!
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ok, i cleaned half the house. That has to count for something, right? I mean i moved the fucking washer and dryer and cleaned BEHIND there, ffs.
*waits for pats on the head*
Hi, miracle happened and I didn't have to be induced! YAY! Now, I gotta kick start the labor. Anyone have any tips? Been doing accupressure and it works for a couple of hours then stops. Been walking, having sex, all of that. I'm about ready to go to the park and get on a swing or climb up on the washer and set it to extra spin cycle. 8-P
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:39pm
Never. I like it because the things I read on there make everyday-shitty people (who are legion) seem a little less bad.
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mike, your use of the word legion made me think of demons. Perhaps it's the misanthrope in me.
demons, shitty people - what's the difference (other than one group being all too real)?
YUM bebeh, that sounds delicious! You having some salad? Can't go wrong with prosciutto!
You finally got home to start the weekend? How was your day? Hopefully not as bad as you thought yesterday!
But so glad Friday's HERE! I cut out a bit early! ololol
*will never live that down!* *glares* hee hee hee
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:17pm.
Mr Chewi isn't my husband - we just live in sin. I guess I shouldn't call him that...chewinsmoke refers to my pets, Chewi (shih-tzu) and Smoke (my pug, who was affectionately named by my boyfriend after NASCAR's Tony Stewart...yes, we're kinda rednecks). Hence, Chewi-n-smoke.
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Sorry I can no longer talk to you since you are living and sin and going against the word of go......bawahaaaaa!!! Just teasing ya:) you sound like you have two cool little critters which is very cool!
I find the high end gymnasts bodies are just a little too much, that and the over the top clown make up they wear sometimes make the look freakin IMO lol!
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:39pm
Never. I like it because the things I read on there make everyday-shitty people (who are legion) seem a little less bad.
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mike, your use of the word legion made me think of demons. Perhaps it's the misanthrope in me.
ReallyReal - wishing you the best of luck, and that the truth comes out and sets you free.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Aw, WR. Don't be ashamed. I'm still laughing at it. :-)
I'm thinking of making a healthier chicken marsala. Can prosciutto fit into the equation?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Wow, reallyReal. Sounds like you're up shit's creek without a paddle. I'll definitely send you some good vibes! Let us know, because once you put a problem up here, people will actually wonder what happened. ETA: Because we CARE. And we're (I'm) nosy like that.
Submitted by ReallyReal on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:12pm.
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Hey I'll throw a good luck and positive vibes out there for you for sure RR. Waiting is THE WORST thing for sure. I had a run in with the PO PO many years ago but I remember the super anxiety of what was going to happen hanging over my head month after month so I feel your pain for sure. All the best to ya bud!!
Keep your head up there ReallyReal. Sending you competent lawyer vibes!
Apparently only one of the twins is worth saving from a watery death!@#$ Or why is only one of them wearing a life saver west??
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:45pm.
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Chewy.... I'm laughing your husband wants you to do the splits for him and impressed you ever could do them! I find the high end gymnasts too bulky and as you say their shoulders look to manly
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Well, to qualify that, I could do those splits when I was about 13! I actually was a good gymnast myself - not to the abilities of our Olympians, but good enough, TYVM. I'm referring to these chicks' legs and asses though. All in all, they are built like brick shithouses.
Mr Chewi isn't my husband - we just live in sin. I guess I shouldn't call him that...chewinsmoke refers to my pets, Chewi (shih-tzu) and Smoke (my pug, who was affectionately named by my boyfriend after NASCAR's Tony Stewart...yes, we're kinda rednecks). Hence, Chewi-n-smoke.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:22pm.
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Mikey, do you ever have nightmares from reading all that stuff? hahaha
Never. I like it because the things I read on there make everyday-shitty people (who are legion) seem a little less bad.
UVY, did you do that avie yourself? OLOLOLOL
@Whamo, Jake, who's Jake? *dies laughing*
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Good luck really Real.
ReallyReal, best of luck to you! Wear something nice to court! :)
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:22pm.
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Mikey, do you ever have nightmares from reading all that stuff? hahaha
@bebeh, great, you are making me SO ashamed! lmao BUT IT'S FRIDAY, yay!!!
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ReallyReal- Wishing you the best.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Hey, thanks jack-in-the-hat! I don't know what hook means, but Ima go with it!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:13pm.
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Jake that YT clip is perfect! Lol!!!
Jack, I find myself rooting for you against the evil whoredom. Actually, it serves as a good lesson of what NOT to do. When in doubt, if whores #1-2 would do, DO NOT DO that shit! Thank you! lolol
@Whamo, someone has to do all that slurping. Haha those guys work hard, a friend's daughter was a backup qualifier a few years back and her discipline was unbelievable! Well deserved physiques, if you ask me. :)
@Daniee, I know. You can do some but the big stuff, I don't mess with. Usually people who grew up on farms know how to do a little of everything too! ha
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The very funny PetePuma of The Dreamin' Demon wrote the funniest thing I've read this week in one of his articles:
"The story begins as many modern fairy tales do; with the purchase of methamphetamine. It gets a little weird from there though, folks."
Full article ifyou're interested:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/08/02/man-hammers-uncle-death/
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:05pm.
*clears throat tentatively* If I may play devil's advocate a moment bambam?
He might have been the target of some pretty mean actions and remarks by folks in the past and got an unreasonable/unfounded vision of you/other people at that park and thought you would be derisive too?
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bambam, don't knock rainbows, you. Some people you meet turn out to be fabulous!
Anyway, have strange guy next door who stares out the window whenever I go out to the yard, the entire time... f'ken freak! OLOLOL. On the other side the biggest bitch EVER with her mother and yappy dogs! Puts up fences and trees without checking... Over yonder the noisiest family you ever heard with 50 kids. AAHAHAH Most don't even talk to you unless there's a fire somewhere.
One couple was really nice, but they moved away. Another is lovely but they are a little further off. En fin, you get the picture, don't bother with those who can't act decently. Count yourself lucky and NORMAL. You need a house full of chicks to move in next door dude!
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What's the word?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:45pm.
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Chewy.... I'm laughing your husband wants you to do the splits for him and impressed you ever could do them! I find the high end gymnasts too bulky and as you say their shoulders look to manly
Daniee...it nice when other woman can appreciate their beauty as well:)
Reason...it's hard....not to be pervy when you're looking at those bodies. Their stomachs are so flat and toned and that flair from the sides to the hips are crazy beautiful! Slurpy slurp slurp
*drops down puts hand behind back and knocks out 10 push ups with tongue*
ReallyReal... good luck, hook!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Any of you women who live in NYC and use the subway recognize this guy? Hope not.
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/08/03/nyc-urologist-busted-recording-up...