Friday, August 3rd 2012

Night Crumbs

Behold, ageless Jennifer Tilly and the original magnificent chichis - Hollywood Tuna 

At this point, Jennifer Aniston's hard nips deserve their own IMDB page - Lainey Gossip

Kristen Stewart got banned from the Cosmopolis premiere, so hopefully RPattz brings Bear Pattinson as his date - The Superficial 

The American Idol winner with the name of a low-level, mini-mall law firm has a new video out - Towleroad

Dumb whores with iPhones - Drunken Stepfather

I spot Jonai bulge on pic #6 and I'm not proud of it - The Berry 

Miley Cyrus wishes - Celebitchy

The MOST HATED HO on the Internet walks the dog of the MOST LOVED HO on the Internet - Just Jared 

Ryan Lochte pisses in the pool. JEAH! - ICYDK

A drunk blonde goes down and it ain't Tara Reid. What a world. - Popoholic

Somewhere, a baby is missing her communion dress - Popsugar

It's nice to see that Hank Azaria's Along Came Polly character is getting work as a dick merchant - SOW

Will Ferrell totally stole Nutty Madam's act - Moe Jackson 

Hugh Jackmeoff as Hobo Wolverine - I'm Not Obsessed

More like Vivica A. Catface - Crunk + Disorderly

Almost every one of Blahna Del Rey's tattoos look like the Gmail signature of a 14-year-old - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


mike's picture

It's funny how Jennifer Tilly's fame has eclipsed that of her sister Meg (remember her?) almost completely. See also: Patricia and Rosanna Arquette.

I guess the lesson to be learned is that just because you're living in someone's shadow doesn't mean that you'll always reside there.

DianaDeath's picture

So there's still hope for Basement Baby!

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:17pm.

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Just screams "FINALLY SOME JO MATERIAL" doesn't it?

Hugh looks like he could win the Hobolympics.

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M.E.'s picture

JENNIFER TILLY!!!!!!!!

Now I have the urge to watch Bound.

snowpiece's picture

mmmm Lochte piss, I'd drink it!

I thought Jennifer T was Rumor with a boob job!

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mike's picture

More disturbing and weird than Lochte urinating in the pool (I actually find that neither disturbing OR weird, but then, I am a guy) is the fact that Ryan Seacrest brought up the topic and asked him about it.